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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 5 2008, 09:09 AM (125 Views) | |
| janhvi | Apr 5 2008, 09:09 AM Post #1 |
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This is where we belong!!!
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ok i was surfing the net and i found this it's basically womanspeak vs english i dont agree with some of it but a good laugh all the same!!! You want = You want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so…inconvenient = I want a new house. The car is empty = Go fill it up The trash is full = Take it out The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead. Please walk me home = Let's go make out. It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this. Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it. Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOSH there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? IN RESPONSE TO "IS SOMETHING WRONG?" The same old thing. = Nothing. Nothing. = Everything. Everything. = My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an _______. I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up steam. What makes you think there is something wrong? = I'm going to kill you. |
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| jlovenicky | Apr 5 2008, 10:12 AM Post #2 |
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Jacqueline
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:lol: |
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| MrsMaryByrne | Apr 5 2008, 03:20 PM Post #3 |
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Mary
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:D :D |
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| Gloria | Apr 5 2008, 04:23 PM Post #4 |
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Westlife DIVA star
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I love it Jan, thanks for sharing.xx :lol: |
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| jlovenicky | Apr 5 2008, 06:06 PM Post #5 |
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Jacqueline
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Like it too :) |
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| JoanneVIP | Apr 5 2008, 06:08 PM Post #6 |
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THE BOSS
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that is so funny,.. lol.. im sure Men dont undertsand what we say..its nopt that hard lol................. thanks Jan x |
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| uptowngirl | Apr 5 2008, 06:47 PM Post #7 |
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Unregistered
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haha haha thats soo cool thanks for posting |
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| janhvi | Apr 6 2008, 05:07 AM Post #8 |
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This is where we belong!!!
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glad ull like it ill try and find something similar like menspeak lol |
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| JoanneVIP | Apr 6 2008, 10:17 AM Post #9 |
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THE BOSS
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oh Yeah the man version should be good lol... might not make sense but great.. |
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| jlovenicky | Apr 7 2008, 10:11 AM Post #10 |
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Jacqueline
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And did you find it!? |
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| janhvi | Apr 7 2008, 11:55 AM Post #11 |
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This is where we belong!!!
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haha nope still looking but everything they say is translated into 'i wanna have sex' lmao! |
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| Nicky's Angel | Apr 7 2008, 11:56 AM Post #12 |
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Sara
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Thanks Jan |
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| JoanneVIP | Apr 7 2008, 12:35 PM Post #13 |
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THE BOSS
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lol yes i know what you mean..... that prob is true.. |
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