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Womanspeak!!
Topic Started: Apr 5 2008, 09:09 AM (125 Views)
janhvi
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This is where we belong!!!
ok i was surfing the net and i found this it's basically womanspeak vs english i dont agree with some of it but a good laugh all the same!!!

You want = You want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat
(b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so…inconvenient = I want a new house.
The car is empty = Go fill it up
The trash is full = Take it out
The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Please walk me home = Let's go make out.
It's all right, dear. = You'll pay for this.
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it.
Was that the baby ? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOSH there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

IN RESPONSE TO "IS SOMETHING WRONG?"

The same old thing. = Nothing.
Nothing. = Everything.
Everything. = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an _______.
I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up steam. What makes you think there is something wrong? = I'm going to kill you.
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jlovenicky
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Jacqueline
:lol:
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MrsMaryByrne
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Mary
:D :D
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Gloria
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I love it Jan, thanks for sharing.xx :lol:
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jlovenicky
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Jacqueline
Like it too :)
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JoanneVIP
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that is so funny,.. lol.. im sure Men dont undertsand what we say..its nopt that hard lol.................

thanks Jan x
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uptowngirl
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haha haha
thats soo cool thanks for posting
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janhvi
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This is where we belong!!!
glad ull like it ill try and find something similar like menspeak lol
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JoanneVIP
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oh Yeah the man version should be good lol... might not make sense but great..
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jlovenicky
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Jacqueline
And did you find it!?
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janhvi
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haha nope still looking but everything they say is translated into 'i wanna have sex' lmao!
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Nicky's Angel
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Sara
Thanks Jan
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JoanneVIP
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lol yes i know what you mean..... that prob is true..
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