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Formerly untitled zombie RP
Topic Started: Nov 27 2014, 09:06 PM (16,019 Views)
Strompy
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Ah. For some reason I was imagining a small flock of Blue Jays pestering him all day. You'd think they'd be busy with the whole feeding and nesting thing, it's kind of a fulltime job. Maybe it was just a bunch of Blue Jays in constant rotation, like they take a ten minute break to put the shits up Yerishi every hour or so. Not unlike Crows. Fuck those things. They sound like hell and they're smart enough to remember your face. And they swoop, I discovered first hand. That's very strange to me. Crows have always been so cowardly I never thought they'd ever exhibit that kind of brazen dickheadery. They always swoop from behind of course, if ou look at them they won't move. Cought one by the leg the other day when it swooped me for the ten time in a row. Scared the shit out of it, hope it died of shock the little cunt, and it's children starved. Vermin.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Is that so?
Not only do the brazen little fuckers remember your face, they know when you sleep too. I knew a guy that pissed off a block and they would circle his house and make a ruckus in the wee hours of the morning. Then when he got mad and shot at them, they flew just outside the range of the shotgun and kept going. If it was a group of humans, they'd be arrested. But they are crows and for some reason that means they are unable to be detained by our legal system (which is trash). And the crows probably know that too which is why they do it. They have wings AND diplomatic immunity. I'm white and not even I get to experience that kind of freedom for myself on a daily basis. Those vermin deserve to be shot; do your part today.
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Strompy
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The trick is to find their nests and replaced their young with grenades. Then raise the young as your own and train them to perform mundane household tasks.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Quote:
 
3:37 PM - Nervenquasar: So if I had Shia LaBeouf make a guest appearance, would I be able to cast him as Shia LaBeouf, or would I need to find a TV actor?
3:37 PM - Black Helicopter Pilot: Shia LaBeeouf would not be acceptable
3:37 PM - Nervenquasar: But what if it was Shia LeBeouf.
3:37 PM - Black Helicopter Pilot: I would delete the post
3:38 PM - Nervenquasar: Are you saying Shia LeBeouf can't play Shia LeBeouf?
3:38 PM - Black Helicopter Pilot: No freedom
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Strompy
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Can Shia LeBeouf play somebody else then?

[spoil]I already know the answer is "no" because Shia Lebeouf can only play Shia Lebeouf. Will Yerishi recognise that trap? Let's watch.[/spoil]
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DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
Unacceptable
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DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
Looooong week at work, man. Over now, though!
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DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
Feel free to have Brandon catch him, btw. Brandon's still gotta talk to him about cooling his jets, after all, I don't think that's happened yet.
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Strompy
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Internet ate my fucking post. I'm so close to snapping my phone in half...

It's going to have to be tomorrow that I post. I've got no heart for it right now.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Man, that is the worst, yo. Totally makes you all salt-master-mad-machine-krunktastic and what, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Strompy
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It ate it a second time... that'll have to do.
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DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
Sorry for the delay, I could have and should have posted that a million times over already.

I was working on a longer post that wrapped these scenes up, but you know, work and stuff. And this Brandon / Connor talk is probably not over anyway, I should have realized that sooner, my bad.

My next post'll be the wrapper-upper, though, so get in anything else Brandon wants to say to Connor now.

(And I'm sorry, Cali, to displace your thread as the most recent one posted in -- you should have put it in Ideas, not OOC!)
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CaliforniaTD
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Pan handlin, man handlin, high rollin, dust bowlin daddy
It's alright.














...it's not alright. :ph43r:
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Strompy
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Quick edit there.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Quick edit incoming. Thought Antonio was in the same building still. They probably wouldn't have been able to hear the gunshot so well from where they are now.
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