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Formerly untitled zombie RP
Topic Started: Nov 27 2014, 09:06 PM (16,033 Views)
DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
Did you accidentally tweet another nude photo? I've heard that can be a problem.
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Strompy
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Sorry about the lack of posting, been stupid busy today. Had a post all written up earlier on my phone but then Skynet rose up and we had a machine war. We were losing but then Morgan Freeman eminded us that we had earned our place here. The machines weren't adapted to our environment and were destroyed by infectious crocodiles and spiders and those other little crocodiles with only like four proper teeth and no legs and vevom that don't swim so much. Snakes, that's what they're called.

I used to think the dangerous fauna thing was an exaggeration but then I looked into it and it's true, this place is fucking dangerous outside the cities. Like crocodiles in partivilar scare the shit out of me. They're everywhere. North, south, east, west, doesn't matter just assume there are crocodiles. There's no excuse for an Australian citizen being surprised by being eaten by a crocodile, if you're inland and you go swimming in murky water (all our water is murky or straight up brown) expect that you might get eaten. Why any Australian willingly ventures into water that isn't absokutely clear like in a swimming pool I'll never understand. It's like every other week somebody gets partly or entirely eaten. STOP SWIMMING IN NATURAL WATER! It's fucking suicide. Hell even on the coast you havd to worry about sharks. Blue Ringed octopuses. All kinds of jelly-fish (fucking Blue Bottles man). Stone fish. Apparently even stingrays will kill you (they took out the most suicidally ballsy man ever to energe from this fucking hell-hole). Oh yeah and also more crocodiles, they're on the coast too. Man fuck this country.

Crocodiles in the fucking shower. In the suoermarkets. Waiting tables. Begging for money. Thry're everywhere. That guy next door who keeps smiling? Crocodile. That little girl crying over there? Don't ask her if she's okay, those are crocodile tears she will fucking eat you. They're all around us. Wearing the skin of those they eat. We only survive because the crocodile problems is so bad they can't tell who's a croc and who's not. Everyone here just assumes everyone else is a crocodile. Like that's even a defense really. You think being a croc will protect you from them? Guess again, they eat each other. You just have to psych them out, make them unsure if you're somebody they should fear. So long as there's doubt about whether or not you're actually secretly bigger than them they won't risk a confrontation unless they're desperate (crocodile glamors make it impossible to judge size at a glance).

So yeah, my phone ate my post and I had a lot of shit to do today. Also I'm niw a crocodile wearing Strompy's skin.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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That was deep.

Like the murky brown waters that crocodiles spawn in while waiting for you dumbasses to go swimming in them.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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As a quick clear up, despite the picture in the character sheet, Jen's hair would be more akin to this (It's the same actress he had her cast as, but her hair isn't styled). We settled on the other picture simply because we are OCD about the image sizes and I am clarifying this here because I am OCD about established details.

AND been lectured on the specifics of black hair by several black people.

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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Is that so?
Slightly edited that last post after I got a few seconds.
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DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
Australians would not do well in Florida. They can't stop killing crocodiles over there and putting their dead bodies in their bathtubs and stuff. The police have told them to stop, but they just can't.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Then they eat them like the barbarians they are.
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Strompy
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More posts, more Busey.
We have a cast, but if this were a show what would the intro and credit music be? For intro this is my pick. Obviously an edited version of this not the full thing.

[utube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aq4_jJfsUM[/utube]
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DoctorYerishi
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I'd go in a totally different direction.

[utube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1pT1ZjAFXs[/utube]
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Strompy
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That also feels completely appropriate to me.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Is that so?
So is this the part where I take over?
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Strompy
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Yes indeed. That concludes my little mini-arc. Figured so much shit had happened already and they should have a brief reprieve before getting to Iowa City. Picked up a passenger and a much needed resupply to prevent things from getting George R. R. Martin depressing.
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Make-7-Up-Yours
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Is that so?
We're still at least 5 deaths short of George R. R. Martin depressing.
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Strompy
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More posts, more Busey.
And a handful of rapes.
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DoctorYerishi
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Dude, wake up! We've got a world to save.
That's what this RP has been missing
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