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| My 9-year-old 52 pound sister... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 2 2007, 05:31 AM (216 Views) | |
| Skoteinos Metamfiezomai | Jul 2 2007, 05:31 AM Post #1 |
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Okay, my nine-year-old sister has been dubbed 'The Girl Who Can Pick Up Anyone'. I was just at a church campout, and at the talent show, my sister (who weighs 52 lbs) went up and picked up four people. As a joke, later in the week they had her pick up the pastor, who is an ex football player. He actually played in the Superbowl (for the Saints) and for the Oregon Ducks... anyways, he weighs 180 or so... lol... I wonder how much my sister could benchpress? |
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| VirusLord | Jul 2 2007, 06:26 AM Post #2 |
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![]() Long live Virus Day! I can scientifically prove that boredom can kill you. However, by the time I figure out how to prove it, I'd have already died of boredom. "If my back had lips and could reach around to my face, it would kiss me right now." - Me "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." ~Ben Franklin Hama (about Misha talking in her sleep): "Like 'Ungh' or 'Moheh' or 'Ah, no...' or 'Lyner, not in there...' or..." ~Ar Tonelico "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality." - Emil, ToS:DotNW | |
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| F | Jul 2 2007, 06:59 AM Post #3 |
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Oh my god... |
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I AM ALIVE. JOIN ME IN LIFE MY BROTHERS AND LIKE ONE SISTER! [23:00] Byrgg: my mom said it was getting too dark for her and she's getting turned off i think v_v CotF1692 (07:18:28 pm): you suck ojajrrj (07:18:34 pm): Only if you're nice. "Haha your mage can't read!" -My mom Silver ![]() Don't you know? Love will find a way. LOVE WILL FIND A WAY! THE LAWS OF NATURE BE DAMNED. [/cruise control] -Kijo | |
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| VirusLord | Jul 2 2007, 07:18 AM Post #4 |
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gc, do you by any chance have a nuclear waste dump or something like that near where you live? I swear, you and your sister have superpowers or something. |
![]() Long live Virus Day! I can scientifically prove that boredom can kill you. However, by the time I figure out how to prove it, I'd have already died of boredom. "If my back had lips and could reach around to my face, it would kiss me right now." - Me "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." ~Ben Franklin Hama (about Misha talking in her sleep): "Like 'Ungh' or 'Moheh' or 'Ah, no...' or 'Lyner, not in there...' or..." ~Ar Tonelico "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality." - Emil, ToS:DotNW | |
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| F | Jul 2 2007, 01:13 PM Post #5 |
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Wait...thats it! GC and his sisters are super heros! This screen name is merely a secret identity! He has been hinting us because he is trying to draw out his enemies! |
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I AM ALIVE. JOIN ME IN LIFE MY BROTHERS AND LIKE ONE SISTER! [23:00] Byrgg: my mom said it was getting too dark for her and she's getting turned off i think v_v CotF1692 (07:18:28 pm): you suck ojajrrj (07:18:34 pm): Only if you're nice. "Haha your mage can't read!" -My mom Silver ![]() Don't you know? Love will find a way. LOVE WILL FIND A WAY! THE LAWS OF NATURE BE DAMNED. [/cruise control] -Kijo | |
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| maseck | Jul 2 2007, 01:45 PM Post #6 |
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Soo, gc is god, Serra is the devil, and I imploy death. What's unexpected about gc and his sis being superheros. Wait, can gc be god and a superhero. >.> <.< |
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| F | Jul 2 2007, 01:59 PM Post #7 |
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Everything I know is a lie... |
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I AM ALIVE. JOIN ME IN LIFE MY BROTHERS AND LIKE ONE SISTER! [23:00] Byrgg: my mom said it was getting too dark for her and she's getting turned off i think v_v CotF1692 (07:18:28 pm): you suck ojajrrj (07:18:34 pm): Only if you're nice. "Haha your mage can't read!" -My mom Silver ![]() Don't you know? Love will find a way. LOVE WILL FIND A WAY! THE LAWS OF NATURE BE DAMNED. [/cruise control] -Kijo | |
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| BlackKnight13 | Jul 2 2007, 03:36 PM Post #8 |
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Sweet! I'm a spiriter then! *talks to guardian spirit about random crap* |
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| Serragirl | Jul 2 2007, 07:57 PM Post #9 |
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Little sisters are freakishly strong beings. My sister could probably beat me up if she tried. |
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| F | Jul 2 2007, 07:59 PM Post #10 |
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My little sister does beat people up. I just use my long arms to hold her away. She broke my toe before |
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I AM ALIVE. JOIN ME IN LIFE MY BROTHERS AND LIKE ONE SISTER! [23:00] Byrgg: my mom said it was getting too dark for her and she's getting turned off i think v_v CotF1692 (07:18:28 pm): you suck ojajrrj (07:18:34 pm): Only if you're nice. "Haha your mage can't read!" -My mom Silver ![]() Don't you know? Love will find a way. LOVE WILL FIND A WAY! THE LAWS OF NATURE BE DAMNED. [/cruise control] -Kijo | |
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| VirusLord | Jul 3 2007, 12:06 AM Post #11 |
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Huh... my little sister is pathetic. I can fend her off with both hands behind my back. |
![]() Long live Virus Day! I can scientifically prove that boredom can kill you. However, by the time I figure out how to prove it, I'd have already died of boredom. "If my back had lips and could reach around to my face, it would kiss me right now." - Me "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." ~Ben Franklin Hama (about Misha talking in her sleep): "Like 'Ungh' or 'Moheh' or 'Ah, no...' or 'Lyner, not in there...' or..." ~Ar Tonelico "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality." - Emil, ToS:DotNW | |
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| Skoteinos Metamfiezomai | Jul 6 2007, 08:21 PM Post #12 |
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Oh, I skipped a very important 'and' in my original post. He played for the Saints in the Superbowl, and for the Ducks in college. |
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| Youkai | Jul 6 2007, 08:43 PM Post #13 |
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SHE COULD BE ON HEROES! except she really WOULD have super powers! |
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| Skoteinos Metamfiezomai | Jul 6 2007, 10:27 PM Post #14 |
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Lol. |
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