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Lol, check out this spam email I got
Topic Started: Jun 18 2007, 08:39 PM (216 Views)
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Dear Friend,


Compliments of the day to you, i hope all is well with you and your entire family.
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never regret it.
I am a female student from University of Burkina-Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 20 yrs old. I am searching for a loving, caring and home oriented partner who will maintain the along-term relationship with me during and after our transaction, not somebody that will abandon me after a while because of personal interest and greed. I would like to build up a solid relationship with you in time to come which i believe both of us will benefit from it if you can be able to help me in this transaction.
Well, my father died a year ago and left i and my younger brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizen's titled him over sixteen years before his death.
I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my younger brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know my entire father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 20,000, 000.00 dollars (Twenthy Million US Dollars) in a security company here in our country. This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company (SPDC) and chevron Oil Company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.
I don't know how and what i will do to invest this money somewhere abroad so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my conscent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.
Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your country immediately before my father's kindred will take over our family property because of greed and selfish desire. i will come over to join you as soon as the transfer is done as i strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.
I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction, which you will strongly have absolute control over.
If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and i hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, i will send you my personal data and picture on your demand as soon as i hear from you.
I await your urgent responds.

Yours sincerely,

***

Looks like I didn't copy the name at the end, oh well.

I get so much crap email like this; a while back, I was getting emails advertising Viagra.

Anyone else have any spam emails they'd like to share?
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I got that EXACT same email.

I get plenty of Myspace friend requests. The thing is I DON'T HAVE A MYSPACE! Someone used my email, it seems.

I get spam about porn, sex, viagra, credit card debt, a shitload of stuff that doesn't apply to me.
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my spam bloacker works just fine and i never read any of it =)

except lately i keep getting stupid emails about sites that i can find a new love from.
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Porn spam? FWD please!
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Does anyone get the fabeld want a bigger dick?
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Jun 19 2007, 07:01 PM
Does anyone get the fabeld want a bigger dick?

At least monthly.
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I AM ALIVE. JOIN ME IN LIFE MY BROTHERS AND LIKE ONE SISTER!

[23:00] Byrgg: my mom said it was getting too dark for her and she's getting turned off i think v_v

CotF1692 (07:18:28 pm): you suck
ojajrrj (07:18:34 pm): Only if you're nice.
"Haha your mage can't read!" -My mom
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I think that's what my Viagra emails were about, but they go to my spam folder, and changed the settings to delete anything that goes there automatically now, so I don't see them anymore.
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... I have a very tight spamguard. Lucky me. ^_^
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I have to agree with GC here.
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I don't get spam emails, I don't have a spam-guard. I just haven't used my email enough, I guess. ^_^
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I once got an email promising '5 months and your boobs will be ballooning bazongas'.

Hey, my boobs are already ballooning bazongas!
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Why don't I get email like this?
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[23:00] Byrgg: my mom said it was getting too dark for her and she's getting turned off i think v_v

CotF1692 (07:18:28 pm): you suck
ojajrrj (07:18:34 pm): Only if you're nice.
"Haha your mage can't read!" -My mom
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