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Hilarious Conversation- Evil dude talking to...
Topic Started: Jun 16 2007, 01:22 AM (145 Views)
Skoteinos Metamfiezomai
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This is a conversation in a fanfiction of an evil dude talking to an accomplice:

"I am rather disappointed in you," The man known as Leader began as he stood in Phillip's study, "Your brother was supposed to take that girl off my hands. It seems, however, that he's frightened her away with his sudden declarations of marriage. Such a thing must be done carefully, which it something your brother does not seem to understand," The taller man frowned. "This upsets me Philip."

Philip swallowed nervously. "I apologize for my brother's boldness, sir. He's young and impetuous. I think, perhaps, he is worried about the intentions of the girl's tutor. My brother says he is quite hideous and not someone he wants to leave Christine in the care of." Philip paused for a moment, then the realization hit him. "It is the TUTOR you have an interest in, isn't it? The girl is inconsequential!"

"Ah, you finally figured it out," Leader replied. "Yes, it is HIM that has peaked my interest. And for such a thing to work to my favour, your brother needs to grovel and beg the girl for forgiveness. To get her AWAY from HIM,"

Philip furrowed his brow. "What, exactly, is your interest in him? I mean... if he prefers girls-"

"SILENCE," the Leader roared. "It is NOT that kind of INTEREST!" He then met Philip's eyes, his voice growing low, almost hypnotic, "You will NOT ask questions. You will simply do as I say..." Philip nodded dumbly, "You will convince your brother to grovel for the girl's forgiveness, and NOT frighten her away from him. He must be delicate with such things, you understand. I cannot accept any mistakes, Philip! NOW..." Leader broke his hold on the other man. "Do what you must."

"Yes sir..." Philip replied, and headed off to speak to his brother.
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I have to agree with GC here.
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I didn't find it very funny.
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You'd kinda have to have read the entire fanfiction to get it... there's alot of foreshadowing and really obscure references to the movie it's based off of.
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I have to agree with GC here.
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I actually lol'd at it. Maybe it's because I'm a perv. I don't know.

"What, exactly, is your interest in him? I mean... if he prefers girls-"

"SILENCE," the Leader roared. "It is NOT that kind of INTEREST!"
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Well, see, the Leader is the guy in question's father...
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I have to agree with GC here.
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It is funny, though I didn't laugh out loud.
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