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I play to much video games.
Topic Started: Apr 10 2007, 07:16 AM (588 Views)
Django
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Leader of Yuri Lovers!
When you go on a shooting rampage, and you burn the bodies so they dont come back alive.

When you go to a store and expect to hear the checkout clerk say " 'ello strangah'.
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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.

Scrubs Trivia
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Serragirl
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Imma Penguin
You get in a car crash, check into a hotel, go to sleep and expect that to fully heal you.

You find a gun and start looking under bins, benches and the like for ammo.

The RSPCA take away your pets because you tried to make them fit into tiny balls and made them fight with the neighbours' pets.
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maseck
Musician
When you think that your famous after getting off a video game.

When you start trying to roll up everything into a big ball so you can create a star.
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Royishere
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Dancer extraordinaire
...when you make topics about it. (It had to be said)

...when you see in pixels.

...when you're surprised that shops don't sell things at the same prices.

...when you look at a map and are surprised at the amount of cities.
I don't care what Disney says or does, Luke/Mara Jade is canon and always will be.

Proud owner of 1028 internets.

Has pleaded the fifth 8 times.
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Dark_Warrior

When one of your friends or family die, you put them in a bed, expecting them to be completely alive the next morning.

When you believe that your toy sword is blessed with the power to repel evil.

When you think you can waltz into other people's houses and talk to them like they're your friends.
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Kijo
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Creepy lurker guy
When you can actually sell things to random stores at half price.

When stores begin stocking weapons.

When you think one currency works all over the world.
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Kanmuri Shigeru
Bread Maker
When you slash things with your key.
Bread. Owns. You.

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Yes, my name is Meow.

Do you have a problem with that?
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maseck
Musician
When you forget you have to go to the bathroom every so offen.
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Ryuzaki-san
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When you think Rupees will take over all the currency in the world

When you wander around the streets asking people to rise against Grado because the emporer Vigarde's soldiers are invading your homeland.

When you're about to get beaten up, you try to cast a healing spell on yourself.

When you die, you think you can use a phoenix down to revive yourself.

When you're in trouble, you think you can hearth to the nearest town.

When you bring a Thompson in the middle of a battlefield and start shooting everywhere expecting it to have infinite bullets.
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cheesedude
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Easily amused by flip-top cell phones
When you think that because the ammo casing on your machine gun is shaped like an infinity symbol, you then have infinite ammo.

When you think stepping on an item will make it appear in your backpack.

When you smoke a cigar and expect it to cause you die if you do so for more than one hour.

Thanks for the banner, silverdrop!
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"There are as many truths out there as there are people to tell them. Perhaps it's best simply to choose the truth with which you are most comfortable."
~ Knoll, Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

"Choosing not to decide is still a choice."
~ Cybil Alinda, Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis

"I'm very serious about not being serious about what I do."
~ Ric Orlando, two-time Chopped Champion

"Basketball cheesesteak."
~ Eidon, Magi-Nation
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Kanmuri Shigeru
Bread Maker
When you open doors with cards.
Bread. Owns. You.

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Yes, my name is Meow.

Do you have a problem with that?
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Kijo
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Creepy lurker guy
When you are wary of how much you move as you think it will trigger a random battle.

When you beat up a hydrant claiming it was a monster.
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maseck
Musician
Hey I've done all of these!!!

When you ask when you go look for a save spot.
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Kijo
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Creepy lurker guy
One day I was walking down the street, a nun happened to walk by. She noticed my dark attire and asked "Young man, have you been saved?"

I looked at her and said "Yeah I saved about a few blocks back, I think I might restart though. I've had a crummy day."

She walked away with a bewildered look on her face.


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When you have conversations with video game characters in your head.

When you make a fanfic

When you fall asleep while playing a game

When you make bad anecdotes about video games.
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VirusLord
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The Chronicler
When you manage to come up with all of these sorts of things...

When you choose the obviously superior might of swords over the clearly weak and puny guns.
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I can scientifically prove that boredom can kill you. However, by the time I figure out how to prove it, I'd have already died of boredom.
"If my back had lips and could reach around to my face, it would kiss me right now." - Me
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Hama (about Misha talking in her sleep): "Like 'Ungh' or 'Moheh' or 'Ah, no...' or 'Lyner, not in there...' or..." ~Ar Tonelico
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