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Topic Started: Apr 18 2008, 07:30 AM (201 Views)
Rantifusa
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The Emperor's Rap

[emb=425,350]http://es.youtube.com/v/GLeCQ8o0-9c[/emb]



NOOOOOOOOO!!!! ESTA DEMASIADO SALADO!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD

(atención... no es como la pajereada del rap de dragon ball... este está bien hecho)
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XD
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Rantifusa
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no puedo parar de escucharlo!!! es adictivo!!
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Equiz de
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Rantifusa
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It's time to join the dark side (8)
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Basura.
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I can feel your anger, release your anger (8)



Lo que pasa que hay que entenderlo
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oooowch, why you slicee up my hand?


Thats a privilege that you must understand.


Obi wan have never bother...

To tell you about your father





He told me enough he told me you killed him...
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Rantifusa
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hay otro que es asi:

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
We constructed the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell the motherfuckers 'bout the sheer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
But you're the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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Te falto el mejor:

(Vader with Sidious/Emporer)
It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not!
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not!
It's the Dark side.
You are correct!
Keep frontin' the Empire,
To all you Vader-haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the Dark side?
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die!

We got death star!(Death Star!) x 8
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!) (fade after)

(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now!
And quit monkeying around with that damned landspeeder,
where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
You cleaned your room?

(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the Toshi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter,
But now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherder!

(Obi-Wan)
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Degobah, Run to Degobah,
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah.

(Yoda)
I'm Yoda,
I'm a soulja,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya!
Don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
You wont believe your eyes,
Watch the X-wing rise!

(Luke)
Yoda, why you being a playa-hata?
You know still I must confront Lord Vader!

(Yoda)
But Luke, not ready are you!

(Luke)
But there's a city in the clouds where they keeping ma crew,
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do,
so now Vader, I'm coming for you!

(Luke in X-Wing)
Yea, that's right R-2.,
Set a new course.
We're going to cloud city.
Ah. Thats a mighty good Gin and tonic
You should mix me up another?

(Lord Vader)
Impressive, now release yo' anger,
You must have sensed that yo' friends are in danger.

(Luke)
Ow! why did you slice off my hand?

(Lord Vader)
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father.

(Luke)
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

(Lord Vader)
Then there is something, I must reveal him.
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha,
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha,
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha,
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha'!

(Owen)
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke.
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Touya Kinomoto
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Rexxarmegaman!
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TODOS NEGROS
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negros como darth vader :o
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Al principio te iba a putear pero está bueno en verdad.
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xD es que la posta es a partir de los 30 segundos
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Impecable
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esta de mas!!!
pero mas que rap, es una especie de dance ¿?
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impecable xD...
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