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Topic Started: Nov 10 2007, 06:46 PM (398,451 Views)
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Nov 11 2009, 11:56 PM
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Zoo | Brookfield, IL, USA

(Our zoo recently put several robotic dinosaurs in the park to help boost attendance. While working a snack stand, a family of three walks up to me.)

Father: “Excuse me, sir?”

Me: “Yes, how can I help you?”

Father: “Are the dinosaurs real?”

Me: “No, sir. They are not.”

Father: “But we saw them move…”

Me: “They are robotic dinosaurs. They have parts to make them move a little.”

Father: “Then why are they in the zoo if they are not real?”

Me: “It’s to teach our guests about dinosaurs.”

Son: “So are they real, dad?”

Father: *suddenly angry* “No, they are not! These f***ing people have fake animals!”

(As the father and son begin to walk away, the mother stays behind to tell me one last thing.)

Mother: “You know dear, maybe you should get real dinosaurs. That way, you won’t have problems like this.”
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La faltó la de la neko y principalmente la del loco solo, en support love :/
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Nov 12 2009, 03:04 PM
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Tendría que ser rings wear you en su firma :/
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Nov 12 2009, 02:25 AM
La faltó la de la neko y principalmente la del loco solo, en support love :/
La orejas de gato son postizas, asi que es lo mismo que matarse una pendeja, y el solo de manuela es self love y no entra en la categoria.
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No entendi cuando la cabeza de la mina esta caida
Muñeca inflable (?)
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Nov 12 2009, 05:07 PM
No entendi cuando la cabeza de la mina esta caida
Muñeca inflable (?)
Tu unica forma de conseguir sexo y no entiendes?
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Correcto...
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Quién de acá le da a una muerta reciente que esté buena?

Yo sí
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Necrofilia , ahora todo tiene sentido.
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Nov 12 2009, 05:22 PM
Quién de acá le da a una muerta reciente que esté buena?

Yo sí
si es muy reciente no se lo considera necrofilia
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Acaba de mostrar la hilacha.
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Si esta tibio. No esta muerto.


































Por eso las remojo un ratito antes en agua tibia, para que ablanden.
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