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| Mizar ♠ | Nov 11 2009, 11:56 PM Post #10841 |
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Vivo? |
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| Rantifusa | Nov 12 2009, 01:36 AM Post #10842 |
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Not Responsible For Lost Or Eaten Children Zoo | Brookfield, IL, USA (Our zoo recently put several robotic dinosaurs in the park to help boost attendance. While working a snack stand, a family of three walks up to me.) Father: “Excuse me, sir?” Me: “Yes, how can I help you?” Father: “Are the dinosaurs real?” Me: “No, sir. They are not.” Father: “But we saw them move…” Me: “They are robotic dinosaurs. They have parts to make them move a little.” Father: “Then why are they in the zoo if they are not real?” Me: “It’s to teach our guests about dinosaurs.” Son: “So are they real, dad?” Father: *suddenly angry* “No, they are not! These f***ing people have fake animals!” (As the father and son begin to walk away, the mother stays behind to tell me one last thing.) Mother: “You know dear, maybe you should get real dinosaurs. That way, you won’t have problems like this.” |
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| DarthLeonidius | Nov 12 2009, 01:46 AM Post #10843 |
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Lucky Starro
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federico |
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| Mizar ♠ | Nov 12 2009, 02:05 AM Post #10844 |
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wtf? |
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| Deleted User | Nov 12 2009, 02:25 AM Post #10845 |
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La faltó la de la neko y principalmente la del loco solo, en support love
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| Darth Revan | Nov 12 2009, 01:44 PM Post #10846 |
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Nahuel (¿) |
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| Shikamaru | Nov 12 2009, 02:24 PM Post #10847 |
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WHAT YEAR IT IS?
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Okama. |
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| Mizar ♠ | Nov 12 2009, 03:04 PM Post #10848 |
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Barab? |
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| Darth Revan | Nov 12 2009, 03:21 PM Post #10849 |
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Solokotrongo rotoc |
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| Shikamaru | Nov 12 2009, 03:29 PM Post #10850 |
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WHAT YEAR IT IS?
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wat |
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| Deleted User | Nov 12 2009, 04:18 PM Post #10851 |
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Tendría que ser rings wear you en su firma ![]() |
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| Mizar ♠ | Nov 12 2009, 05:05 PM Post #10852 |
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La orejas de gato son postizas, asi que es lo mismo que matarse una pendeja, y el solo de manuela es self love y no entra en la categoria. |
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| Darth Revan | Nov 12 2009, 05:07 PM Post #10853 |
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No entendi cuando la cabeza de la mina esta caida Muñeca inflable (?) |
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| Mizar ♠ | Nov 12 2009, 05:13 PM Post #10854 |
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Tu unica forma de conseguir sexo y no entiendes? |
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| Darth Revan | Nov 12 2009, 05:17 PM Post #10855 |
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Correcto... |
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| Deleted User | Nov 12 2009, 05:22 PM Post #10856 |
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Quién de acá le da a una muerta reciente que esté buena? Yo sí |
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| Darth Revan | Nov 12 2009, 05:27 PM Post #10857 |
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Necrofilia , ahora todo tiene sentido. |
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| Rantifusa | Nov 12 2009, 05:37 PM Post #10858 |
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si es muy reciente no se lo considera necrofilia |
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| Shikamaru | Nov 12 2009, 05:58 PM Post #10859 |
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WHAT YEAR IT IS?
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Acaba de mostrar la hilacha. |
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| Mizar ♠ | Nov 12 2009, 06:41 PM Post #10860 |
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Si esta tibio. No esta muerto. Por eso las remojo un ratito antes en agua tibia, para que ablanden. |
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