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| Mizar ♠ | Jan 21 2011, 01:13 PM Post #7141 |
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A man needs a rank
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Se puso bueno
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| GreenMan | Jan 21 2011, 01:52 PM Post #7142 |
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Rapsodia bohemia
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y eso es? |
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| Mizar ♠ | Jan 21 2011, 08:30 PM Post #7143 |
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No sabes japones? Otaku falso! |
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| GreenMan | Jan 26 2011, 01:54 PM Post #7144 |
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Rapsodia bohemia
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| GreenMan | Jan 26 2011, 02:01 PM Post #7145 |
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Rapsodia bohemia
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| Solid Snake | Jan 26 2011, 02:18 PM Post #7146 |
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A Hope in Hell
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| Mizar ♠ | Jan 26 2011, 06:32 PM Post #7147 |
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La segunda lego grua esta photochopeada. |
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| Solid Snake | Jan 26 2011, 08:45 PM Post #7148 |
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A Hope in Hell
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![]() Mizar haciendo cosplay ¿? |
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| Mizar ♠ | Jan 27 2011, 01:47 AM Post #7149 |
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A man needs a rank
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No me quemes que es para el MC. Asi si que voy a la Yamato Cosplay Cup ¿? |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 27 2011, 01:55 PM Post #7150 |
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Me: “Good morning, can I start you with something to drink?” Customer: “Coffee. Now.” Me: “I’m sorry, we’re all out of ‘coffee now’. All we have left is ‘coffee please’.” |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 27 2011, 02:07 PM Post #7151 |
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Me: “Thank you for calling, how may I help you?” Caller: “Yeah. Do Xbox 360s come with cup holders?” Me: “Uh…” Person in the background: “IT’S ON FIRE!” |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 27 2011, 02:42 PM Post #7152 |
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Me: “911, what’s your emergency?” Caller: “I need help, Hurry, Hurry!” *hangs up* (I try to call back but get no answer. Two officers are sent, this is what I am told happened:) (The officers are met at the door by the caller.) Caller: “In the bathroom. Hurry! Hurry!” (The officers go to the bathroom, but don’t see anything wrong.) Officer: “What happened? Why do you need the police?” Caller: “My toilet is plugged up. I need you to fix it.” Officer: “We don’t fix toilets. You need a plumber. 911 is for emergencies only.” Caller: “This is an emergency. I need to use the toilet now!” |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 27 2011, 02:46 PM Post #7153 |
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(A respectable looking man in his 50′s approaches.) Customer: “Hi! Do you sell hentai puzzle magazines?” Me: “Uh…” Customer: “Hentai puzzles. My daughter likes them.” Me: “Could you mean Hanjei puzzles? (Note: Hanjei is a popular puzzle magazine.) |
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| GreenMan | Jan 27 2011, 05:27 PM Post #7154 |
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Rapsodia bohemia
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Espantoso Rantifusa, y todavia en ingles! |
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| Mizar ♠ | Jan 27 2011, 07:28 PM Post #7155 |
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Eso es una mierda porque esta en ingles. no te dejo anda de puntos. porque esta en ingles. |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 27 2011, 07:42 PM Post #7156 |
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VIdeo Rental | Oklahoma City, OK, USA Customer: “Can you help me find a movie? Your system confuses me.” Me: “The alphabet?” Customer: “Yeah.” |
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| GreenMan | Jan 27 2011, 08:24 PM Post #7157 |
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Rapsodia bohemia
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*saca una horca* BASTA! |
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| Max Rockatansky | Jan 27 2011, 08:29 PM Post #7158 |
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Comerciante indignado
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Malísimo. |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 28 2011, 12:58 PM Post #7159 |
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Grocery Store | Newark, NJ, USA (I’m not working, but I’m shopping. I’m at the register when the man in front of me starts yelling at the cashier at the top of his lungs.) Customer: “You can’t do this, d*** it! My coupons are good! Take them!” Cashier: “Sir, these coupons are expired. I’m not allowed–” Customer: “If you don’t take it, you’re gonna be expired! Take my coupons or I’ll sue! I’m a lawyer! I’ll sue you in court!” (I tap him on the shoulder.) Customer: “WHAT?!” Me: *calmly* “Are you a prosecutor or defense attorney?” Customer: “W-what?” Me: “Are you with the state, or private firm?” Customer: “What?” Me: “Where did you go to law school?” *pause* Me: “Sir, impersonating an agent of the state is a serious offense. Furthermore, there are enough witnesses and evidence to hold you in court for harassment, threatening, disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace. I’m a prosecutor. I’m with the state. My recommendation? You leave, before I make all this official.” (The customer runs out of the store, leaving half paid-for groceries behind. The cashier is grinning.) Cashier: “You want some free stuff?” |
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| Rantifusa | Jan 28 2011, 01:13 PM Post #7160 |
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Car Dealer | Lakewood, CO, USA (We require full coverage insurance on vehicles we sell that we are financing in-house. I call the customer to tell her she needs to provide us with proof of insurance.) Me: “We need you to fax us your current proof of insurance ma’am. You can have your insurance agent fax it over.” Caller: “I’ll just use the fax at my work. I’ll be there in five minutes.” (She calls back in an hour.) Caller: “Okay, they said I could use the fax. How do I send it to you?” Me: “Maybe you could ask someone there to help you?” Caller: *yelling* “Bob! I need to fax this to the car place!” Bob: *in background* “What’s the fax number?” (I tell the customer the fax number.) Customer: “Okay, it’s working.” (My fax machine rings, and her insurance starts printing.) Customer: “Now make sure you send that back to me, it’s my original and I have to keep it in my car!” Me: “Um…it should be sitting on your fax machine.” Customer: “Wow, these fax things are fast!” En el cyber me pasó algo parecido
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