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| Dante | Nov 26 2010, 04:14 PM Post #101 |
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The North Remembers
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Jack: Cage Kyle: Yeah Jack: Let's Go To This Drive-Thru Kyle: Oh good im starving Guy: May I help you? Jack: Yeah um Guy: Hello? Jack: Uh Guy: Can I have your order? Jack: Yeah hold on a second. I'm looking at the menu Guy: Ok Jack: uh mm Guy: would you like special curly fries Jack: please dont dont offer me anything. ill ill tell you what i want. Guy: ok Jack: um ok. You know how you go the 6 piece nuggets Guy: 6.. 6 piece nuggets Jack: just a can you just give me just 4 nuggets I'm I'm trying to Guy: they come in 6 and 12 piece. Do you want service? Jack: shut up and listen to my order. Take the 6 nuggets and throw 2 of them away. Im just wantin my 4 nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake. Guy: they come in 6 and 12 piece please drive up Jack: Put 2 of them up your ass and give me 4 chicken mcnuggets Guy: alright you want 6 piece nuggets. Would you.. Jack: then um can i have a Junior Western bacon chee. A Junior Western bacon chee. Im trying to watch my figure Guy: Western bacon cheese burger Jack: A Junior Western bacon chee Guy: would you like that with onions? Jack: no onions Guy: ok Jack: umm Guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57 Jack: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish. Guy: Fillet of Fish... Jack: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight. Guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half... Jack: Um, and a SMALL, a SMALL Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small. Guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large. Jack: Um... Guy: Small Chocolate Shake. Jack: Also a small seasoned-curlies Guy: Seasoned-curlies... Jack: Small, seasoned-curlies. Guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon cheeseburger... Jack: Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee and that's it. Guy: Cherries Jubilee. Jack: Wait, Kage, what do you want? Kyle: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um... Jack: Oh God! Come on with the order. Kyle: I'm... Jack: Take forever. Kyle: That's all I want. That's all I want... Jack: good. How much is that sir? Guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up? Jack: Do you have any money? Kyle: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like... Jack: Give it to me. Kyle: Alright, here. Jack: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go. (Motor Sounds) |
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