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Hand Towels
Topic Started: Dec 31 2008, 03:08 PM (490 Views)
Appleman
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Not sure if this will get classed as advertising or a handy tip....Nobody is getting rich if this is considered advertising!!

Ikea are selling white and red drying up style kitchen towels for 19p each....Very good for cleaning up bait covered hands
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Bassman
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Allways get the old bath towells from the missus - she really gets narked if I start using the "best" ones - allways seem to have a good supply of the "old" ones :rolleyes:

Another small tip on bait towells - how many people carry a spare carrier bag to put their used bait towell in when they've finished their days fishing - most of us usually just ram it back in the bag at the end of the session - having had to throw out 2 bags that smelt like a Jackals nether regions - the dearly beloved suggested I try this and I've got to admit it works!
Salt water doesn't taste the same as the fish that swim in it!
If you don't need it - put the damn thing back


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gazzer01278
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cant beat wet wipes from wilkos (baby wipes etc pound ish)
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zippy
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Better still go to the local boozer and ask if they have any bar mate old 1s that you can have :D
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MrB
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Sod all that .....Just wipe onto your jumper or jeans..............the Mrs will wash them.............try getting the Mrs to wash a rag with guts 'n'worm on ....they tell you to go forth and multiply ............lol
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depthcharge
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If you was proper tuff like wot lots of fishin blokes is, then you just dig out from under yer nails wiv yer teef and spit the bits out, or swallow em if they is proper meaty like squid or rag. or you can wait till you hook up wiv one of them ladies special place rags and wipe yer hands in that. saves havin to carry anyfing as my mates always hooking up in em. He reckons its just mermaids trying to get is atenshun. mind you if your starvin and have some hot water.
Me, I fink i'll stay a hardcore rubber glove and dettox man. with a little E45 moisturiser afterwards. Just so me cider glass dont slip out of me hands. Don't want the old woodpecker all over the floor do we?
Had a dangle now.
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Codvirgin
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couldn't agree more Depthcharge, although fishin last night i did think i ort to use something, as my roll up tasted of pilchard oil.
If the Wife complains the smell of my cloths, i just tells her it came off her, then iz run like hell :lol:

Nice to see someone else believes in mermaids, i saw one once

it was late and the moon was high
she cast a shadow across the sky
i saw her lying apon a rock
i quickly stripped to me socks
a day dream i thought or almost porn
But beware this what happens after 15 pints of Blackthorn


zider good my friends
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triggerman
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Codvirgin
Jan 14 2009, 03:41 PM
couldn't agree more Depthcharge, although fishin last night i did think i ort to use something, as my roll up tasted of pilchard oil.
If the Wife complains the smell of my cloths, i just tells her it came off her, then iz run like hell :lol:

Nice to see someone else believes in mermaids, i saw one once

it was late and the moon was high
    she cast a shadow across the sky
    i saw her lying apon a rock
      i quickly stripped to me socks
        a day dream i thought or almost porn
          But beware this what happens after 15 pints of Blackthorn


zider good my friends

If You really want to know about Mermaids and Chesil beach then ask Phill D Fish to put his comments about what happened last year to him and the mighty Triggerman.

It was unbelieveable and we both really do believe in mermaids now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: especially 6ft tall Nordic Blonde Types who exit from the sea naked in front of where you are fishing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can`t remember what the fishing was like but I can remember that Phill and I had thought we and died and that we were in fishermans heaven. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jabee`O is bound to come in on this coz I think Phill told him about our adventure into the mystic world of female sea creatures.
Bass 12lb Conger 95lb Cod 18lb Coalfish 9lb 7oz Dab 1lb 4oz Dover Sole 2lb 8oz Flounder 2lb 4oz Garfish 2lb 7oz Gurnard Tub 3lb Red 1lb 8oz Grey 0lb 12oz Herring 1lb Ling 27lb Mackerel 2lb 8oz Mullet G 3lb 12oz Mullet GG 2lb 4 oz Pollock 20lb Plaice 3lb 13oz Ray T 14lb 8oz Ray S/E 11lb 6oz Ray Sp 4lb 8oz Blond 12lb Smoothound C 12lb 8oz Smoothound S 11lb 8oz Wrasse B 4lb Wrasse C 1lb 8oz Whiting 3lb 4oz

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JABO
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phil told me that two women in there 80's were sunbathing nude but they are young up to you tony lol

phil did say that you had a lot of bait left over as you did not fish much


jabo :ph43r:
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Codvirgin
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sounds like a case of Blackthorn was involved in that Triggerman, before i moved up to the BC, I had a boat as well as shore fishin all long chesil. :lol:

In my 30 years of living down there, i saw some sights but they wern't long legged nordic naked girls, they were usual 5' tall and wide, with mini skirts that were 5 sizes to small, with a stud in the muffin top belly button hanging out over the skirt, wearing a vest, covered in tattoos, purple hair and enough metal work attached to their face, they looked like they fell in my tackle box!!

Still any holes a goal :ph43r: :ph43r:
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Appleman
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You simply cant beat the Brizzol sense of humour can you.....How did we get from Hand Towels to Mermaids?? Probably via the holy water that is Cider me babers





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