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Spoofs
Topic Started: Mar 1 2010, 09:18 PM (8,561 Views)
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A spoof for Fishy. From Bloodlust (Lisenyth's 2nd Flight).

Tytoth’s muscles burned in pained exhaustion and he felt as if the air had been sucked right from his lungs by the strain of keeping himself airborne. Nevertheless, when a copper dragon lunged for his mate, he managed a shriek of defiance and dove for Lisenyth. The copper missed and her evasion tactic landed her right within his reach, something the bronze wasted no time in taking full advantage of.

Just like Mr. Fantastic, Tytoth's noodle legs stretched out, wiggling around like worms in a bucket, oscillating like four transverse waves, squiggling like a toddler's cursive handwriting. With those magnificent noodle legs, he caught her and stuck to her like well done spaghetti sticks to a wall. His wings closed around her, twining his neck and tail with hers and falling into triumphant bliss as her other suitors disappeared behind them.

Those normal-legged suckers didn't stand a chance.
O'zen : Bronze Lenth
Lowen : Beryllium Lerriloth
Jerund : Brown Jerusk
Hama : Green Hamask
Eevai : Garnet Iopeth
Sh'ol : Graphite Hellioth
Kh'sev : Grey Saiyeth
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A spoof for Fishy. From Bloodlust (Lisenyth's 2nd Flight).

Tytoth’s muscles burned in pained exhaustion and he felt as if the air had been sucked right from his lungs by the strain of keeping himself airborne. Nevertheless, when a copper dragon lunged for his mate, he managed a shriek of defiance and dove for Lisenyth. The copper missed and her evasion tactic landed her right within his reach, something the bronze wasted no time in taking full advantage of.

Just like Mr. Fantastic, Tytoth's noodle legs stretched out, wiggling around like worms in a bucket, oscillating like four transverse waves, squiggling like a toddler's cursive handwriting. With those magnificent noodle legs, he caught her and stuck to her like well done spaghetti sticks to a wall. His wings closed around her, twining his neck and tail with hers and falling into triumphant bliss as her other suitors disappeared behind them.

Those normal-legged suckers didn't stand a chance.

Those normal-legged suckers didn't stand a chance.

Glorious.
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Only two eggs remained on the sands: Lisenyth's coveted gold and one small egg that was depressingly motionless. It worried some that the gold had not yet hatched, but there was at least motion coming from the shining, gold-hued shell. Cracks were running along the side of the egg, spreading out and branching into more delicate fissures.

Excitement increased when bits of shell began to crumble away, a testament to the little queen's progress. The golden orb's shuddering and shaking increased; the dragonet was lashing out harder, with renewed vigor. The shell continued to yield under her constant battering. From the heights of the cavern, the bronzes leaned forward, humming their welcome to Vaioa's newest queen.

A large piece fell away and movement could be seen. Then, from the gap emerged a small green firelizard. Stunned, heavy silence fell across the room. Holders, crafters, weyrfolk, and dragons alike simply stared, frozen in absolute shock. Unaware that her appearance had caused such widespread surprise, the green flapped her little wings and perched on top of the shell she had just vacated. Silence persisted. She began preening.

Suddenly, the egg exploded beneath her. Shell flew in every direction and the tiny green was lost in a flurry of firelizards, all of them pouring from the remainder of the egg, and all of them green. The oppressive silence was shattered by the screeching and crying off a hundred firelizards. They scattered in every which direction, some of them noticing and landing on the meat that was set aside.

Word apparently spread. The rest of the lizards shot towards the bowls and crowded around, snapping up what meat they could and hissing at anyone that dared to try and stop them. Then, as they got their fill, they flew from the cavern and dispersed into Vaioa's surrounding landscape.

Back at the hatching cavern, no one made a sound. They stared at each other, but no one really knew what to say. Lisenyth gave a mournful creel. Rhyssone stumbled forward, eyes wide as she stared at the vacant gold shell. "What the FECK?"


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100 firelizards on the dot.
With love, from Ira

... but seriously, count 'em if you don't believe me[/align]

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Amber Wingsecond Aniese of Gold Rezeirth :: Marble Wingrider Vyra of Grey Theteth :: Granite Wingrider Karen of Blue Ienirth :: Weyrling Master Mai of Green Laeitath :: Candidate Master Kari of Green Seliath :: Sandstone Wingrider Natalia of Green Priyeth :: Sardonyx Weyrling A'den of Black Ezvanth :: Amber Weyrling Cayliss of Garnet Avraith :: Candidate Mirana :: Candidate Piper :: Journeywoman Healer Ylanna :: Weyrfolk Becca

Hurricane Wingrider Seneca of Blue Roryth

Sandstone Wingrider Dacielle of Copper Vylendrieth :: Granite Wingrider L'del of Grey Xakoeth :: Searchrider & Marble Wingrider M’ril of Blue Notalith :: Shale Wingrider K’dyn of Green Scherezath :: Baby Azora

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Mary: <.< you sending love letters to kolly"
Cali: we're plotting a cue
Mary: a cue?
Cali: coup*
Cali haha sorry
Mary: <.< ohh?
Cali: i blanked on the spelling
Cali: and not really
Cali: im joking
Mary: gonna take over granite wing?
Mary: "sorry t'ech you're too short"
Mary: gtfo
Cali: yep
Cali: nril's huffing and puffing is just a front. once everyone is there and settled hes gunna whip out a gun
Cali: and ayar is gunna drop from the cieling with an ak 47


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THIS MUST BECOME AN ACTUAL SPOOF RIGHT NOW.
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IRA OMG WHAT
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O'zen : Bronze Lenth
Lowen : Beryllium Lerriloth
Jerund : Brown Jerusk
Hama : Green Hamask
Eevai : Garnet Iopeth
Sh'ol : Graphite Hellioth
Kh'sev : Grey Saiyeth
Bervaidi : Blue Bervask
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FLUFFEH FLUFF FLUFF
based on Izaxth's flight, in which Icy jokingly posted "Lerouth flew faster." as her final post in the flight just before Kolstoi's wrap-up. I wrote this in the box:

'Izaxth knew her time to choose was fast approaching. She looked at her males. Soinso had clearly out performed all the others. He was surely the obvious choice. But then, Lerouth flew faster. In that moment Izaxth knew she had found the father of her future children. He was so fast. So perfect. All the others paled in comparison like something that is very pale. She crooned sweetly to him as she allowed him to embrace her.'
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Me: now i'm all out of art to work on tonight

Cali: paint me a purple dragon

Me: Ok.

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FLUFFEH FLUFF FLUFF
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theres a typo up there that is supposed to say precisionism
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or DO THEY

INTRODUCING CY-WEYR THE BRAND NEW CYBERNETIC DRAGON FORUM

SOON AFTER THE FLEEING EARTHLINGS COLONIZED PERN STRANGE METEORS CRASH LANDED NEAR THE NEW COLONY. BEFORE LONG A WATCH DRAGON SPOTTED WHAT APPEARED TO BE A BRONZE DRAGON COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF METAL FLYING TOWARD THE COLONY. IT WAS FOLLOWED BY A BROWN, A GREEN, AND A BLUE, ALL ENTIRELY MECHANICAL. THE COLONISTS GATHERED, PREPARED TO FIGHT FOR THEIR NEW HOME. BUT WHEN THE DRAGONS LANDED THEY SUDDENLY TRANSFORMED INTO GIANT ROBOTS. THE BRONZE GREETED THE COLONISTS AND IDENTIFIED HIMSELF AS OPTIMUS PRIME, LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS. AS THE COLONISTS LISTENED IN AMAZEMENT, OPTIMUS PRIME INFORMED THEM THAT THE AUTOBOTS WOULD SOON BE FOLLOWED BY AN EVIL FORCE KNOWN AS DECEPTICONS THAT WISHED TO MINE THE PLANET FOR A MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS ENERGON.

TOGETHER THE AUTOBOTS AND THE PERNESE MUST FIGHT A DOUBLE SIDED WAR. THE DECEPTICONS THREATEN FROM ONE SIDE WHILE THREAD LOOMS IN THE SKY, PRIMED TO RAZE ALL THE PEOPLE OF PERN LIVE FOR.

CAN THE DRAGONS OF PERN, MEET THIS NEW MENACE? IT IS UP TO YOU TO LEAD THEM.


CALI.

I AM DYING. WHAT.
O'zen : Bronze Lenth
Lowen : Beryllium Lerriloth
Jerund : Brown Jerusk
Hama : Green Hamask
Eevai : Garnet Iopeth
Sh'ol : Graphite Hellioth
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