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Spoofs
Topic Started: Mar 1 2010, 09:18 PM (8,562 Views)
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This is a spoof that...needed....NEEDED to happen.



Denz shouldered his way imperiously to the front of the group, sneering in response to the protests his roughness garnered. He would be the first one to touch the eggs, no questions there. The largest and most impressive egg was his by rights, naturally. He deserved it, and he would make sure that no one else got their grubby fumbling mitts on the egg that would surely hatch out his long-awaited bronze. He looked up at the garnet and muttered out his respects before turning his gaze to the eggs. There were only ten, but then again, it was only a garnet. If it weren't for the fact that garnets hatched out bronzes as well, he probably wouldn't have bothered until the gold rose again. But garnets did hatch out bronzes, and he was going to get one!

Ah, there it was! Nestled among the other eggs, it was easily the biggest of the brood. Making his way toward it, he took note of its shape, a vindicated smile playing on his lips as he placed a hand on it, asserting that it was, in fact, his egg. It was warm to the touch, and Denz ran his hand along the smooth, veiny surface of the large egg. The feel of it was wonderful, and he couldn't resist rubbing his cheek against it, his eyes half-closing with the sensation. He knew that from the biggest eggs burst forth the best prizes, and thinking about a bronze hatching out just for him brought a flush to his cheeks. Placing a hand possessively on the egg, he began to rub the side of it vigorously, as if to make its occupant aware of his presence. Dragging his knuckles along the veined landscape of the egg as he embraced it fully, he didn't even care that he was now earning some marked looks from the other candidates. This was his big veiny egg! They could all go bugger off and find their own! Turning back to the egg, he kissed it along each vein, murmuring sweet nothings to it as his hands caressed it lovingly, anticipating the mighty bronze within.


I....that's all I have. I can't even....TEEHEEE!

<3 For you, Fishy!




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I just cleaned my screen thanks to you. WATER EVERYWHERE.


Glorious.
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Ok so I was typing a response to Zen when Ched randomly IMed me something about puffy nipples. I didn't realize that I was still typing in the word document and NOT in Trillian so ...this happened:



Of all the bloody people to take him up on his offer…Nerech had to resist the urge to roll his eyes and sigh heavily. He only barely managed not to. But nobody else was volunteering. Either they’d already paired off or they’d wandered off alone like that female bronze handler; or they simply were reluctant to leave the sparse protection of the camp. He fingered the hilt of his sword and eyed Leah critically. “WHAT ABOUT PUFFY NIPPLES?!



I'm sorry Leah D:


OMFG Why did I not see this BEFORE?! I laughed out loud and my mom, sitting right next to me, looked at me as if I was crazy.
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Okay maybe I am.
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Zen,Nov 14 2011
09:34 PM
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Ok so I was typing a response to Zen when Ched randomly IMed me something about puffy nipples. I didn't realize that I was still typing in the word document and NOT in Trillian so ...this happened:



Of all the bloody people to take him up on his offer…Nerech had to resist the urge to roll his eyes and sigh heavily. He only barely managed not to. But nobody else was volunteering. Either they’d already paired off or they’d wandered off alone like that female bronze handler; or they simply were reluctant to leave the sparse protection of the camp. He fingered the hilt of his sword and eyed Leah critically. “WHAT ABOUT PUFFY NIPPLES?!



I'm sorry Leah D:


OMFG Why did I not see this BEFORE?! I laughed out loud and my mom, sitting right next to me, looked at me as if I was crazy.
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Okay maybe I am.

LMFAO sorry Zen!
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As she is apparently my muse, this is for Fishy. And Tytoth.


To the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Tytoth the noodle dragon (dragon)
Had some very noodly legs
And if you ever saw them (saw them)
You would even say OMG what's with those legs

All of the other bronzes (bronzes)
Used to laugh and call him names (like hey noodle legs)
They never let poor Tytoth (Tytoth)
join in any dragon games (like a queen flight)
Then one foggy Thread-filled eve
O'zen came to say
"Tytoth with your noodle legs, won't you fly some Thread? Hey, eggs!"

Then all the bronzes loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (YIPPEE)
Tytoth the noodle dragon (dragon)
You'll go down in Pernese hisssstooooooryyyyyy


Thank you, thank you.
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While Serineth hatched and made her way to Epeelyn, a medium sized egg with subtle white splotches rocked at a vigorous clip as the dragonet inside worked viciously away at the shell that imprisoned it. Cracks spread across the weakening surface. Tough though it was, the eggshell ultimately stood no chance against the determined, persistent battering of the dragonet.

Just as a small portion of the egg began to crumble away, a leg punched through, hide an unmistakable shade of blue. Murmurs of surprise rippled through the crowd, as well as a few more audible swears and oaths at bets lost; many had expected the mid sized egg to contain a brown or grey. A blue wing tip pushed through the shell next, confirming the dragon's color.

Yet, as the rest of the wing emerged from the collapsing orb, flashes of white could be seen. Confusion now settled over the crowd, though their attention remained rapt. It was not uncommon for hatchlings to have strange markings, but one could never expect exactly what those markings would be. Curiosity successfully anchored all eyes on the emerging blue.

Quite abruptly, the rest of the shell shattered and the audience inhaled in a collective gasp of shock. This was no blue! The wings were blue, yes, but were also striped red and white. In addition, white stars dotted the blue wing tips. The rest of the body, however, was a smooth blend of every color imaginable, a perfect rainbow gradient.

This dragon was magnificent.

He knew it, too. I have declared independence from this tyrannical egg! he announced, stepping from the shards. Patriotic trumpet fanfare blared in the background as the rainbow american flag dragon strode proudly forth, regal head held high. He surveyed the candidates with wheeling rainbow american flag eyes, regarding them with admirable calm. Under his majestic vision, the white-robed girls and boys broke out into a rousing chorus of The Star Spangled Banner - in perfect six part harmony, of course.

Glorified by this musical euphony, the rainbow american flag dragon strode forward, marching straight past the candidates and into the alarmed crowd. Without so much as turning his head, the dragonet approached the object of his intense focus, coming to a halt in front of the lad known as Brantor.

Rainbow american flag eyes sparkled and sizzled and popped with happiness, like miniature fireworks. Remarkably, the dragon reared up on his hind legs and placed his right paw over his heart. His rich voice boomed in the minds of everyone in that cavern.

I pledge allegiance
To B'ran, and to the united states of B'ran
and to B'ran, for which he stands
One B'ran, under B'ran
Indivisible
With liberty
and justice for B'ran


With a prompt salute, the dragon dropped back down to all fours and nosed the newly Impressed young man. I, B'tor, am your Patrioth! Let's go mettle in other people's business!


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B'ran
Captain America in dragon form


Blue

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--CANDIDATE QUESTIONNAIRE--

How do you feel about markings on your hatchling?:

N/A

Comment: Don’t care, doesn’t matter.


What about marking color?:

N/A

Comment: Don’t care, doesn’t matter.


Do you mind if your candidate is mauled?:

KILL HIM. KEEL HIM DED.

Comment: Prettyplease.


How do you feel about cross-impression (male dragon to female candidate, or vice versa)?

N/A

Comment: Don’t care, doesn’t matter.


What are your feelings regarding canon colors?:

N/A

Comment: Doesn’t matter.


What are your feelings regarding non-canon colors?:

N/A

Comment: Doesn’t matter.


What are the top 3 colors you want your candidate to impress?:

Nope, nope, and nope.

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Ell,Nov 26 2011
01:43 PM
As she is apparently my muse, this is for Fishy. And Tytoth.


To the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Tytoth the noodle dragon (dragon)
Had some very noodly legs
And if you ever saw them (saw them)
You would even say OMG what's with those legs

All of the other bronzes (bronzes)
Used to laugh and call him names (like hey noodle legs)
They never let poor Tytoth (Tytoth)
join in any dragon games (like a queen flight)
Then one foggy Thread-filled eve
O'zen came to say
"Tytoth with your noodle legs, won't you fly some Thread? Hey, eggs!"

Then all the bronzes loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (YIPPEE)
Tytoth the noodle dragon (dragon)
You'll go down in Pernese hisssstooooooryyyyyy


Thank you, thank you.

LMFAO oh my god I just saw this again. ELL YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE.
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I don't know if these count as spoofs, but it's sort of like the Weyr trolling us, so... why not.

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...WHY is there an ad for excessive sweating?


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ZARA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
why do you give me big and veiny ads

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Sandstone Wingrider Dacielle of Copper Vylendrieth :: Granite Wingrider L'del of Grey Xakoeth :: Searchrider & Marble Wingrider M’ril of Blue Notalith :: Shale Wingrider K’dyn of Green Scherezath :: Baby Azora

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