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Topic Started: Mar 1 2010, 09:18 PM (8,563 Views)
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^ WHAT IS THAT I DON'T EVEN XD
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Hama : Green Hamask
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BAHAHA Ron. "Heh heh heh..."
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I am the typo fairy and I bring to you another fail that was corrected only seconds after I posted. I literally went AHHOLYSHIT and dived for the edit button D:



Not dying, Neresk told him mournfully. Daart dribbled out of his jaws as he turned to look briefly at his master. His eyes were sad and his tail drooped. What do?




NOOOO DAAART
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OMG that's so funny! xD
[align=center]Norsa .:|:. Blue Pyvath .:|:. Gold Amnesty
Wystra .:|:. Copper Sofuseth
Epeelyn .:|:. Green Deluth .:|:. Brown Duran and Green Little Sister
Therial .:|:. Grey Aeverath .:|:. Bronze Novice
Kolrin .:|:. Bronze Kolrisk
Lynn .:|:. Blue Lysk .:|:. Green Fancy
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IT’S CLASSIC SPOOF TIME. Oh yes it isssss. I’m talking like retro 2007/2008 shizz right here. Good stuff. First up, something I wrote for Icy like forever ago…

The sound in the hatching grounds had dulled to a low, almost inaudible hum, the massive dragons thatperched on the numerous ledges scattered around the cavern leaning forward in interest as the lastremaining egg on the sands rocked in earnest. In particular, the thirteen queens clustered in the well-litsector of the massive cavern, glowing as they hummed a welcome to the glistening egg, gleaming as goldenas their own hides. The egg shivered and shook, crawler web cracks spreading down its perfect surface untilthe egg exploded in a shower of glittering perfect fragments, catching the light beautifully as they fell to thesands and coated the nearby candidates.

They scrambled backwards, gasping as Perns newest queen slipped gracefully out of the ruins of her shell,spreading her glistening wings with a ringing cry. As the light hit her hide, people leaned forward in theirseats, mouths gaping, for this was no normal queen. Her hide was a soft creamy gold that rippled with evercolor imagineable as she moved. Her wingsails when spread, glowed vividly in all colors. Red. Blue. Purple.She was truly a sight to behold, especially when her underside proved itself a match for her wings, thecolors swirling and blending together in much the same way as her eyes whirled.

The group of queens bugled a greeting to their new daughter and she responded with a piercing cry of herown, her voice blending beautifully into their own. Already she moved with more grace than any of herlarger cousins as she pushed past the candidates and towards some of the watching riders. One boy inparticular caught her attention and she pushed up against him, rubbing her face against his midsection andcompletely disregarding the bronze that stood, shell shocked at his side. As her mind wrapped completelyaround his own, she shoved the conciousness of the bronze aside. Not a single dragon keened as the bronzejumped between, they were all far to overjoyed at the impression of the rainbow queen. Aldai, my Aldai.Wont you feed your Quiwaredoaughevth? She is very hungry!
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Then this Gem from Issy…

Kate groaned, sweat shining on her forehead. The night was nearly over, and still the baby was slow to come. She all but crushed Z'lex's hand as the next contraction hit her. Why couldn't this baby just come out already? She was ready to move on, ready to have her body back, ready to be able to eat without seeing it on the floor later. Z'lex said nothing, only watched her with concern in his dark eyes.

The walls of his long-time home were now rising against him, shoving him brutally in one particular direction. The baby didn't want to go; he could feel the cold air outside on his head. It was warm in here. He wasn't ready yet! But there was not enough room to struggle, and his head was forced out through the small opening.

The room fell silent. Something was finally happening! Kate breathed harshly, giving another labored push, and the babe dropped into Ashtar's hands. Cold air hit him all over, almost painful against his naked, wet body in contrast to the warmth inside his mother. His mouth stretched open in a loud wail, startling the young blue dragonet that watched from the corner.

He was not too big, about 6 pounds, 5 ounces, but the power of his lungs proved his health. Black fuzz was plastered wetly to his skull, and his eyes, blinking open for a moment against the harsh lights, were of the deepest blue. He opened them again, gazing with sudden calm at his parents.
My name is Devon, he informed them.

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Outside, Alaskath bugled loudly, waking all those who had missed Yueth's Hatching. Z'lex could barely contain himself. "I'm a father... I'm a father... You did it, Kate!"

From where she sat at the foot of the bed, Ashtar shushed the Weyrleader. "It's not over yet."

And it most certainly was not. Now that there was more room, another life began to stir within the Weyrwoman's womb. Where had her brother gone? She could see light, and was being forced to it. Did that mean something more exciting than the cramped space that wanted her out so badly? She squirmed, trying to move faster.

Ashtar shouted with surprise. "This one's eager," she called, helping the little one fight its way out. She cried, too. It was so cold, and the glows made the room far too bright. But she could feel something... this was more right than the inside-place was.

Her skin gleamed a deep shade of brown under the light, making her paler blue eyes stand out when she blinked them at the occupants of the room. Her hair, too, was a wet mop of ebony fuzz. Here was the proof to all those who thought that Az'uka had fathered Kate's child that he had not! She stopped crying as her 5 pounds, 2 ounces were wrapped in a blanket, giggling instead. She gazed up at her father, reaching for the shining tears in his eyes.
Hello. I'm Keisha, daddy.

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XD Why does this crap still crack my ass up?
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HAHA. I totally forgot that rainbow queen qdjkfasidf;kasf;kjfth Impressed to Al'dai. "GTFO, LEROUTH."
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Ok so I was typing a response to Zen when Ched randomly IMed me something about puffy nipples. I didn't realize that I was still typing in the word document and NOT in Trillian so ...this happened:



Of all the bloody people to take him up on his offer…Nerech had to resist the urge to roll his eyes and sigh heavily. He only barely managed not to. But nobody else was volunteering. Either they’d already paired off or they’d wandered off alone like that female bronze handler; or they simply were reluctant to leave the sparse protection of the camp. He fingered the hilt of his sword and eyed Leah critically. “WHAT ABOUT PUFFY NIPPLES?!



I'm sorry Leah D:
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THIS. THE BEST.
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Eevai : Garnet Iopeth
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:D I figuratively died laughing.
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Eevai : Garnet Iopeth
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