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Cbox Quotes; for the stupid stuff we say
Topic Started: Jul 20 2011, 07:31 PM (7,122 Views)
randompuppeteer
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The Viridian Mistress
Welcome to the great Pun Fest of 2014! (note--some of the pun-less comments have been edited for clarity. From top to bottom.)

Round 1: Geography.

Cat: i wanna go to egypt so i can stand in rivers and say "I deny being in De-Nile!"
Puppet: Cat I think you're in a river in France because you're definitely in Seine
Cat: i have to becareful if i go to Turkey in case i get Hungary
Puppet: ohhhh Cat that was so bad I got Chile
Cat: sorry to make you feel Laosy, Puppet :P
Skyphone: Y'all are Jamaican me crazy with these puns
Puppet: it's okay Cat I'm sufficently Mali-fied
Cat: I'm Ghana Finnish now but only cause nothing Congo wrong.
Puppet: oh I think you should be China little harder
Cat: this is probably why i'll never be a Brazil-ionnaire
Puppet: yeah I think you have too many Haiti-ers
Cat: I Canada disagree with you
Skyphone: Is anyone saving this Congo-sation?
Puppet: I suppose I Kenya Sky
Cat: my mum told me to wash up, so i just Bangladeshs in the Greece it'd sort itself out
tinyelephant: brb i'm ghana do the dishes >.>
Cat: Oman, Norway! every one is getting too good
Puppet: You might by Russian a little bit there Cat


Round 2: Pern

Hawk: XD This is terrible. Puns everyWeyr
Cat: easy Hawk no need to get Vaioa-lent
Puppet: Join the Cuba there Hawk
Puppet: just watch-wher you're going!
Cat: this is gonna dragon i just know it :P
Puppet: don't be Pern-imistic Cat it'll all turn out Oort-kay
Cat: Ista all you got?
Puppet: oh no, Igen started as we speak!
Cat: i'm Benden backwards for puns now :P
Hawk: I don't have the Fort-itude for this
Puppet: I have a whole Big Bay of puns to choose from!
Cat: eh i'm just a Keroon
Puppet: I think this conversation is Keroon-ing about like a drunken wher
Cat: this Catz fielding bad :P
Hawk: Gonna take your Boll and go home?
Puppet: sorry about that, you Cienna I had to let the dog back in
Cat: but the dog Brecca the house
Puppet: yeah it's a good thing I'm not a glasscrafter
Cat: that'd be a right Pane
Puppet: I'd be all wherry-ed
Cat: if you don't mind i'm going to darter away
Puppet: but I'll just diver right after you!
Cat: ah for goodness snake
Puppet: I just wormed away from that pun
Cat: i'll just set my Caprine
Puppet: by all the sand in Igen, I didn't under-sand that one!

Round 3: Vaioa Members!

Ceri: I see Icy
Cat: your pun lord has desert-ed you
Puppet: that seems Fishy to me, are you sure?
Cat: get out of my Ched!
Ceri: Ira-ther think it is
Cat: that's a Lapse in judgement
Ceri: Let's not have a Lapse of judgement here
Puppet: stop being so Ceri-ous!
Ceri: And uh... Kolly
Cat: don't you mean don't be 'melon Kolly? :P
Puppet: you're just Puppet-ing up your argument now
Cat: just hawk over the goods!
Puppet: get your Cat together!
Ceri: Can we not let this Ceri on?
Cat: i'm getting to a little mute
Ceri: I guess when you're Winged, the Skye's the limit
Puppet: until the Thunder storm starts
Cat: must i continue to Cat-erwol
Ceri: I'm gettin Shikka this
Cat: this is a gaunty game!
Puppet: yeah these are starting to seem a little Gaunty
Puppet: besides, Guests might be Peekying in
Cat: i think theres Raum for one more
Puppet: I don't know, we might get Aris-ted
Ceri: I'm out of puns, this is killing me
Puppet: oh no! Cat, get the Tesla coils to revive Ceri!
Cat: i think i'll Ferret some out!
Puppet: make sure to get the Tiny ones!
Ceri: Are we not gonna talk about the Elephant in the room?
Cat: well things are getting a bit Essie
Puppet: I don't know about that one Cat, I might have to rate it a Dee
Cat: i'm not Cho sure
Puppet: we might be winding down, but I for one have had a Raum-ulous time
Cat: true but i thought it was a bit Krisley there :P
Puppet: I don't know, I might have to break out my other Kit of puns
Puppet: I don't think I can get anymore, they're just not Puppet-ing out of my head


And finally, after all 45 minutes of this:

Cat: well puppet you win XD
Cat: Puppet i confer upon you the title of Pungeon master!
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~*Opal Weyrling M'tys and Brown Zhoth*~~*Marble Wingthird S'von and Gray Moryth*~~*Shale Wingrider Primi and Green Loeth*~
~*Sandstone Wingrider L'na and Green Aegath*~~*Jade Weyrling Dessah and Black Lessiath*~
~*Coal Wingrider K'dern and Graphite Chenth*~~*Journeywoman Healer Brielle and Green Briesk*~~*Apprentice Healer Sarit*~
~*Candidate Mervi*~~*Candidate Cyaryn*~

ONPCs
~*Granite Wingrider G'ran and Brown Jairth*~~*Marble Wingrider Pi'ren and Blue Yorith*~~*Squall Wingrider Zinna and Green Telnith*~~*Apprentice Dragonhealer E'son and Green Eevith*~~*Miner Oreb and Blue Oresk*~~*Master Beastcrafter Cornelio*~
~*Weyrfolk Sonya*~~*Drudge Arlia*~
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We give Sami some CIA-worthy cooking tips! (Top to bottom)

Samiya: .... Can you microwave corn? :V
Lapse: yes
Lapse: it does not become popcorn
Samiya: xD
Samiya: It doesn't? ;_;
Lapse: I still get nervous every time I throw it in there
Samiya: How long do I nuke it for, though?
Lapse: depends on the corn? is it on the cob? from a can?
Samiya: Can
Samiya: I just toss the can in there, right? <_<
Lapse: yes
Lapse: do that
Lapse: if you want a new microwave
Puppet: lmao Lapse
Samiya: Heh
Puppet: oh and put a fork in there too Sami it'll cook twice as fast :P
Samiya: I got the randomest craving for corn, but I am too lazy to make it on stove
Samiya: Oh, yes, good plan!
Puppet: especially if you cover it with aluminum foil
Samiya: Man, thanks for the tips guys! 8D
Puppet: XXD
Samiya: -goes to cook corn-
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~*Opal Weyrling M'tys and Brown Zhoth*~~*Marble Wingthird S'von and Gray Moryth*~~*Shale Wingrider Primi and Green Loeth*~
~*Sandstone Wingrider L'na and Green Aegath*~~*Jade Weyrling Dessah and Black Lessiath*~
~*Coal Wingrider K'dern and Graphite Chenth*~~*Journeywoman Healer Brielle and Green Briesk*~~*Apprentice Healer Sarit*~
~*Candidate Mervi*~~*Candidate Cyaryn*~

ONPCs
~*Granite Wingrider G'ran and Brown Jairth*~~*Marble Wingrider Pi'ren and Blue Yorith*~~*Squall Wingrider Zinna and Green Telnith*~~*Apprentice Dragonhealer E'son and Green Eevith*~~*Miner Oreb and Blue Oresk*~~*Master Beastcrafter Cornelio*~
~*Weyrfolk Sonya*~~*Drudge Arlia*~
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The Viridian Mistress
Top down.

Shina's at Work: Okay that one blonde kid is pissing me off.
Shina's at Work: Stop killing everyone.
Samiya: Uhhh
airie work: lol
Shina's at Work: Like dang you just snapped that poor kids neck.
Puppet: wait what
Shina's at Work: I know I know Hunger Games. XD
airie work: awe poor shina
Puppet: OH
Puppet: I THOUGHT
Samiya: xD
Shina's at Work: LOL
Puppet: you meant at work
airie work: (hunger games)
Samiya: Ohhhh
Samiya: I thought same Puppet
Puppet: XD
Puppet: I was like WHAT
Shina's at Work: Lmfao
Cat: she's been doing that to me and Airie for a bit now <_< my mind leaps have been staggering :P
Shina's at Work: :teehee:
Cat: on minute "oh look drunk people" next "oh woah brutal child murder!"
[align=center]~*Squall Wingsecond Adele and Garnet Reldyth*~~*Granite Wingleader and Vaioan Weyrleader Saralyn and Copper Eparenth*~
~*Opal Weyrling M'tys and Brown Zhoth*~~*Marble Wingthird S'von and Gray Moryth*~~*Shale Wingrider Primi and Green Loeth*~
~*Sandstone Wingrider L'na and Green Aegath*~~*Jade Weyrling Dessah and Black Lessiath*~
~*Coal Wingrider K'dern and Graphite Chenth*~~*Journeywoman Healer Brielle and Green Briesk*~~*Apprentice Healer Sarit*~
~*Candidate Mervi*~~*Candidate Cyaryn*~

ONPCs
~*Granite Wingrider G'ran and Brown Jairth*~~*Marble Wingrider Pi'ren and Blue Yorith*~~*Squall Wingrider Zinna and Green Telnith*~~*Apprentice Dragonhealer E'son and Green Eevith*~~*Miner Oreb and Blue Oresk*~~*Master Beastcrafter Cornelio*~
~*Weyrfolk Sonya*~~*Drudge Arlia*~
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Teeniest Transman
So, me and cat were discussing a possible Zaxth/quoth discussion...

and it quickly went haywire:

Cat: I can see Quoth being all "Don't fly too close to the sun or your wings will melt"
Tinyelephant: "Oh don't get too close to the water....water is wet"
Cat: "and don't fall, ground is hard"
Tinyelephant: "and don't crush your rider, jeez"
Cat: "and never invent things for psychopathic kings...I mean holders....Lords
Cat: *Zaxth is taking Notes*
Tinyelephant: With some funky nerd glasses on
Cat: "and one more thing...Zaxth, I am your father"
Tinyelephant: oooh my goodness
Cat: "No! that's not possible!"
Cat: pffft
Tinyelephant: "it is totally possible...let me tell you how"
Cat: R'ken: "Oh faranth's golden butt, we're gonna get 'the talk!' of the darters and the trundle bugs"
Tinyelephant" "y'see, when two dragons love each other ....very much.."
Cat: "the boy dragon gives the girl dragon all the foods"
Tinyelephant: "and then there are babies involved somewhere down the line.."

And then it escalated...to...this.:

Cat: "and from that point on the power of arm and hammer decree that all should beware the coming of the great Pork Pieth"
Tinyelephant: "and his rider, Pie'tin"
Cat: "and their faithful watch wher Pie Crusk at their side"
Tinyelephant: "much to the chagrin of the weyrlingmaster, Ca'ke"
Cat: "because Ca'ke rides the Lieth"
Tinyelephant: "although Pie'tin's weyrmate, Pa'stry, seems totally happy"
Tinyelephant: "As does his dragon, icecreamth"
Cat: ""however they learn from wingmate Che'ese that Ca'ke is their father who is plotting to overthrow the weyrleadership of Ta'art and keesh"
tinyelephant: "the weyrwoman, Crepe, and her dragon, Puddingth, have no idea"
Cat: things look dire in Goody yumyum weyr, but Pie'tin resolves to interfere with the help of his beloved Pa'stry and friend Che'ese
Tinyelephant: and don't forget sa'lad
Tinyelephant: who rides a 70 foot long white dragon that spits glitter out of it's mouth
Cat: oh yes, Sa'lad caesarth can not be overlooked
Tinyelephant: but beware of back'stabber and his dragon Bladeth
Tinyelephant:(oh...i took caesar as the roman ruler instead of the salad dressing)
Tinyelephant: luckily, caesarth's mate, mozzarellath is always there to protect him/her/it
Tinyelephant: poor, poor cheddarth gets jealous, as you could imagine
Cat: Back'stabber was in a league with ca'ke! both having hailed from KitchenCupboard Weyr in the north! but luckily for our brave heroes, Tom'ato rider of cheddarth the secret lover of sa'lad arrives to beat back'stabber
Tinyelephant: but back'stabber's twin brother, so'up, was plotting to defeat sa'lad as well
Tinyelephant: but So'up's dragon, croutonth, was not wanting to obey
Tinyelephant: in fact, croutonth secretly liked Caesarth
Tinyelephant: (to think that this stemmed from Quoth telling zaxth how dragons do the do)
Cat: however, Caesarth's heart belonged with muffinth, and croutonth's love would be forever unrequited
Tinyelephant: muffinth was as gorgeous as caesarth, but instead of being gold, bronze, brown, green, or blue, muffinth was the ever mysterious rainbow dragon that could fart fire
Cat: (I'm thinking Quoth's mind went on a tangent or zaxth and r'ken are trying to block out the raunchy graphic details by making this story up)
Tinyelephant: (most likely both)
Cat: however muffinth was the size of a large firelizard and thus ruling out the nasty with her lady love, what they had though was pure truu wuv!
Tinyelephant: muffinth's cousin, cupcaketh, was always super jealous.
Cat: cupcaketh looked up to the glorious caesarth with a Notice me senpai! but caesarth was too cool a senpai to notice cupcaketh who was not super special awesome anyway
Tinyelephant: and cookieth just hates everyone
Tinyelephant: caesarth did not want to waste his glitter fire on cupcaketh >.> cupcaketh was far too lame for him, anyway
Cat: Sm'art tried to get cookieth to join in the fun, all they got were bur'nt and biscuith in their corner and bur'nt smelled funny
Cat: (I'm glad I'm alone in the room I'm dying laughing here)
Tinyelephant: did I mention that croissanth wanted nothing to do with margarineth or buttereth?
Cat: breadth, however, thought that margarineth and buttereth were very pretty and figured they'd be all over him in seconds and his rider s'pread agreed
Tinyelephant: butterknifeth was very ashamed that he'd have to help breadth with his love issues
Cat: it was not to be as canolaoilth wanted all the males for her personal evil man harem of evil
Tinyelephant: however, canolaoilth would soon be betrayed by her mate, extraverginoliveoilth
Tinyelephant:and vegetableoilth would make them rue the day they ruined her appearance by making chickenth touch her
Cat: extraverginoliveoilth had been her mate in everything but in title, he was not as his name implied, freed from his harlotish extraverginoliveoilth pranced away singing "never gonna give it up!"
Tinyelephant: and vinaigretteth just sat in the corner laughing at everybody and wondering why caesarth loved him not
Tinyelephant: italiandressignth thought that extraverginoliveoilth was kind of cute, and was trying to get him to notice her
Cat: (I have a strong craving to make extraverginoliveoilth real)
Tinyelephant:(I should totally doodle all of these dragons, Pork Pieth, caesarth, everybody)
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Puppet: don't jump in the handy dandy whirlpool bathtub
Puppet: it has turned on us
Lectric: just like the pastachio ice cream right?
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Candidate Enom

~Thank you Puppet for the amazing Sig :)
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Not on the cbox, but I had to share anyways.

randompuppeteer: I'm super curious to what the twins will get for dragons <_<
Tinyelephant: WHITES
Tinyelephant: THEY WILL GET WHITES
randompuppeteer: yes exactly
Tinyelephant: one of them will get a rainbow dragon that can fart fire and teleport two feet in any direction
randompuppeteer: sounds god
randompuppeteer: *good
Tinyelephant: yes it does sound god doesn't it
Tinyelephant: sounds like the new dragon god of pern
randompuppeteer: oh faranth
randompuppeteer: probably matys's too
randompuppeteer: we're all doomed
Tinyelephant: imagine a dragon fighting fire w/ its rear end
randompuppeteer: *dies laughing*
Tinyelephant: instead of firestone just a lot of beans
randompuppeteer: *dies laughing again*
[align=center]~*Squall Wingsecond Adele and Garnet Reldyth*~~*Granite Wingleader and Vaioan Weyrleader Saralyn and Copper Eparenth*~
~*Opal Weyrling M'tys and Brown Zhoth*~~*Marble Wingthird S'von and Gray Moryth*~~*Shale Wingrider Primi and Green Loeth*~
~*Sandstone Wingrider L'na and Green Aegath*~~*Jade Weyrling Dessah and Black Lessiath*~
~*Coal Wingrider K'dern and Graphite Chenth*~~*Journeywoman Healer Brielle and Green Briesk*~~*Apprentice Healer Sarit*~
~*Candidate Mervi*~~*Candidate Cyaryn*~

ONPCs
~*Granite Wingrider G'ran and Brown Jairth*~~*Marble Wingrider Pi'ren and Blue Yorith*~~*Squall Wingrider Zinna and Green Telnith*~~*Apprentice Dragonhealer E'son and Green Eevith*~~*Miner Oreb and Blue Oresk*~~*Master Beastcrafter Cornelio*~
~*Weyrfolk Sonya*~~*Drudge Arlia*~
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711: omg
23 Feb 16, 04:25 PM
Winged: The power of the kiwi is yet untested.
23 Feb 16, 04:24 PM
Winged: You never know.
23 Feb 16, 04:24 PM
Kless: but probably not muxh good against Thread?
23 Feb 16, 04:24 PM
Winged: Adorable bundle of feathery fluff.
23 Feb 16, 04:23 PM
Winged: I mean, look at it.
23 Feb 16, 04:23 PM
Esuta@work: I'd be pretty happy if either of my two ended up with a kiwi
23 Feb 16, 04:23 PM
Esuta@work: XXD
23 Feb 16, 04:22 PM
Winged: https://www.mpg.de/9327999/zoom.jpg
23 Feb 16, 04:22 PM
Thunderphone: Well I'm pretty sure Smiley Jr is in there somewhere...
23 Feb 16, 04:22 PM
Puppet: D:
23 Feb 16, 04:22 PM
Kless: they all hatch gold tunnelsnakes
23 Feb 16, 04:22 PM
Puppet: mmm kiwis
23 Feb 16, 04:21 PM
Winged: They're all probably kiwis.
23 Feb 16, 04:21 PM
Winged: They all hatch upside down.
23 Feb 16, 04:21 PM
Kless: :datsmyqueen:
23 Feb 16, 04:20 PM
Thunderphone: I mean, we all know Termer is getting that queen, but the other three are so hard xD
23 Feb 16, 04:20 PM
Thunderphone: I am debating my own egg guesses. <_<
D'van.:|:. Weyrling.:|:. Brown Loslilyth
Bedic.:|:. Dragon rider.:|:. Blue Anirth
Talia.:|:. Candidate Healer Apprentice
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4 Mar 16, 12:37 PM
Cat: cause you're a peach Lec and you and Pups are a great pear
4 Mar 16, 12:37 PM
Lectric the clueless: well its ok i took care of it :)
4 Mar 16, 12:36 PM
Cat: we just can't beet it
4 Mar 16, 12:35 PM
Puppet: I am garlic knot going to do that, I am too lazy XD
4 Mar 16, 12:35 PM
Lectric the clueless: XD
4 Mar 16, 12:35 PM
Cat: archive it! everyone who missed it can ketchup
4 Mar 16, 12:34 PM
Lectric the clueless: XD
4 Mar 16, 12:34 PM
Lectric the clueless: archive this
4 Mar 16, 12:34 PM
Puppet: you've gotten us into a pickle Cat!
4 Mar 16, 12:34 PM
Lectric the clueless: we should
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Lectric the clueless: in a long time.
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Cat: making such a big dill about this
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Lectric the clueless: i havent done puns like that...
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Lectric the clueless: :P
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Puppet: a rare medium well done ;)
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Cat: well done guys
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Lectric the clueless: I perfer medium rare
4 Mar 16, 12:33 PM
Cat: i swear your puns are a rare medium <_<
4 Mar 16, 12:32 PM
Puppet: Hummus, I think that sounds pretty good
4 Mar 16, 12:32 PM
synapse: sir loin of the breakfast round table
4 Mar 16, 12:32 PM
Cat: you are Lec Sir Loin <_<
4 Mar 16, 12:31 PM
Lectric the clueless: if not cheesey then what ham I?
4 Mar 16, 12:31 PM
Lectric the clueless: your such a turkey :P
4 Mar 16, 12:30 PM
Puppet: hopefully there are no hamburglers around waiting to steal our puns
4 Mar 16, 12:30 PM
Cat: well its not a misteak
4 Mar 16, 12:29 PM
Puppet: I think I'm on a cassa-role
4 Mar 16, 12:28 PM
Cat: aww thats the wurst
4 Mar 16, 12:28 PM
Puppet: I'm afraid that's meat, Cat
4 Mar 16, 12:28 PM
Cat: you guys still punning? hard to tell something's jamming my signal
4 Mar 16, 12:27 PM
Puppet: don't be re-dip-ulous
4 Mar 16, 12:27 PM
Lectric the clueless: its in my genes, honey :P
4 Mar 16, 12:27 PM
Lectric the clueless: well you know my family is full of balogna
4 Mar 16, 12:25 PM
Puppet: crepe! not you too Lec!
4 Mar 16, 12:25 PM
Cat: more swede i'd say Lec
4 Mar 16, 12:24 PM
Lectric the clueless: sounds yammy cat
4 Mar 16, 12:24 PM
Puppet: wheee, post for Sky
4 Mar 16, 12:23 PM
Cat: i have some double cream for that :P
4 Mar 16, 12:22 PM
Puppet: it buuurns XD
4 Mar 16, 12:22 PM
Puppet: ;_;
4 Mar 16, 12:22 PM
Cat: on that note never clean potatoes no one enjoys soap spuds <_<
4 Mar 16, 12:20 PM
Lectric the clueless: LOL
4 Mar 16, 12:11 PM
Cat: i do that cause when i fall i must get bacon
4 Mar 16, 12:10 PM
Puppet: DONUT DO THAT
4 Mar 16, 12:09 PM
Cat: what can i say? i'm a ham, and i got true grits :P
4 Mar 16, 12:09 PM
Puppet: it's just a hash of things
4 Mar 16, 12:08 PM
Cat: i could poach it
4 Mar 16, 12:08 PM
Puppet: my head is all scrambled now
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Iradial
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A rare medium well done is honestly one of my favorite puns on this earth.
O'zen : Bronze Lenth
Lowen : Beryllium Lerriloth
Jerund : Brown Jerusk
Hama : Green Hamask
Eevai : Garnet Iopeth
Sh'ol : Graphite Hellioth
Kh'sev : Grey Saiyeth
Bervaidi : Blue Bervask
Syrsha : Brown Kalayth
Rosinthew : Candidate
Khola : Weyrfolk
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So me and Cat had a Geographical pun battle in skype.

Cat: Bob never has a bad tem! all the tems are good was just 'sans' oxygen XD
Tinyelephant: <_< Tem did not Tennessee that coming
Cat: too distracted by Bob's grand canyon? I know its just gorges
Tinyelephant: the grand canyon is very rio Grande you know
Cat: nah I'm sure it's an optical Aleutian
Tinyelephant: Are you Delaware of what you're doing?
Cat: I might be, could be Alamo reason to carry on
Tiny: Oman, you can get a 'yemen' from me
Cat: great lets head ovr to the polar bar theres a special on baked Alaska, I need it before we're snowdin
Tiny: Or we could get a British Sandwich islands?
Tiny: My friend never gets bordeaux those
Tiny: She says there' no Moldova the food there
Tiny: Are you Finnished?
Cat: Nope dun Russia me D:
Tiny: I'm sorry that was rather Sudan of me
Cat: Its okay it keeps the puns Dublin up
Tiny: are you sure? Kenya keep up with my pace?
Cat: yes but only cause I Havana good time with you
Tiny: let it be known that you're a person I'd hate Toulouse
Cat: There's Norway for us to go Down Under without a fight
Tiny: Of course not, they would have to Czech our skills
Tiny: They come from within our Seouls
Cat: your determination impresses me but you're looking kinda Hungary a lot of things taste good when cooked in Greece
Tiny: true but if i ate anymore I wouldn't be able to fit in my New Jersey
Tiny: and to be honest, I don't want to look like a pod of Wales
Cat: but the Chile may go cold and the Turkey may spoil
Tiny: Did dubai all the food already?
Cat: only the very budapest
Tiny: Phuket I can eat eton if i want to
Cat: and you can Sweden your coffee
Tiny: I don't really like coffee, it leaves me fijitting and it is kinda nasty
Cat: I swear tiny you're one in a brazilian
Tiny: Why thank you! EU know, the sun never really Massachusetts in me
Tiny: Emirate that you are a pisa brilliance?
Tiny: you don't know how much I louvre this.
Cat: I certainly American imagine
Tiny: oh did you ever try that tongue twister: Seychelles sea shells on the sea floor?
Tiny: it is difficult
Cat: feck that is tough O_O
Tiny: Are UK? Is so I might be able to give you another less Nepalling
Cat: Dies XD hehe i think you win this round tiny
Tiny: Are you going to be able to Copenhagen?
Cat: you kicked my Texas
Tiny: I don't mean to be a Spain in your backside with these puns
Tiny: but it Congo on
Tiny: if only thaiwanted to

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