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| Steelstallions | Aug 19 2016, 08:25 AM Post #1 |
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Rules of the Barbecue - an old one, but still worth a posting Routine • The woman buys the food. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray, along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. • Here comes the important part - THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL More routine.... • The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. • The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. • Important again: THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... • The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces, and brings them all to the table. • After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. • And most important of all: Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. • The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". • And upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. |
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