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Rules of the Barbecue
Topic Started: Aug 19 2016, 08:25 AM (405 Views)
Steelstallions
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Rules of the Barbecue - an old one, but still worth a posting
Routine
• The woman buys the food. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray, along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
• Here comes the important part - THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL
More routine....
• The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
• The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
• Important again: THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
• The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces, and brings them all to the table.
• After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
• And most important of all: Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
• The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off".
• And upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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