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What I want for Christmas; ...besides Webber to take out Vettel!
Topic Started: Nov 23 2013, 11:57 AM (794 Views)
H16 BRM
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As it is THAT time of year again I have sent my list of things I want to Father Christmas. It has only one item.......a big BMW car.

This means I don't have to worry about indicators, speed limits or tail gating. also when it is snowy or icy I can tell my wife we can't go out as the car won't get up the hills. Oh it will have to be an automatic as I can't be assed to change gear either.

Oh yes, it will need to be silver as they go faster!

Have a good Christmas/Winterfest or whatever. <beer>

PS. Our local council has organised a Moroccan market complete with camel rides for Christmas shopping time. <wtf>


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H16 BRM,Nov 23 2013
01:57 PM
As it is THAT time of year again I have sent my list of things I want to Father Christmas. It has only one item.......a big BMW car.

This means I don't have to worry about indicators, speed limits or tail gating. also when it is snowy or icy I can tell my wife we can't go out as the car won't get up the hills. Oh it will have to be an automatic as I can't be assed to change gear either.

You should give Santa the option of getting you an Audi. Round here they seem to get the same benefits <flirt>
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<wtf> <doh> <thumbsdown> <nono> <pc>
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Don't take it personally John - I'm sure you are an exemplary driver <thumbsup>
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He forgot to mention they take the expression about middle of the road car a bit too literally!
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PiquetFan,Nov 23 2013
06:13 PM
H16 BRM,Nov 23 2013
01:57 PM
As it is THAT time of year again I have sent my list of things I want to Father Christmas. It has only one item.......a big BMW car.

This means I don't have to worry about indicators, speed limits or tail gating. also when it is snowy or icy I can tell my wife we can't go out as the car won't get up the hills. Oh it will have to be an automatic as I can't be assed to change gear either.

You should give Santa the option of getting you an Audi. Round here they seem to get the same benefits <flirt>

They have to be black here, oh, and include Mercs too..

And white vans naturally... <thumbsup>
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H16 BRM,Nov 23 2013
01:57 PM


PS. Our local council has organised a Moroccan market complete with camel rides for Christmas shopping time. <wtf>

It's 'cause 'cause....
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