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| Pasta | Mar 21 2013, 02:35 AM Post #1 |
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ANDY ROONEY ON SEX! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose. 2 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..." 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes. 15. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives! |
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| ELUSIVEJIM | Mar 22 2013, 11:38 AM Post #2 |
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| Rob | Mar 25 2013, 04:42 PM Post #3 |
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