| Welcome to The Pit Lane. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Pirate Story | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 2 2012, 04:13 AM (336 Views) | |
| Pasta | Oct 2 2012, 04:13 AM Post #1 |
|
Chief Engineer
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Not great but here we go: A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap." "It was my first day with the hook."" |
![]() |
|
| John | Oct 2 2012, 08:38 AM Post #2 |
|
Team Boss
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
It was good enough to tell my 12 yr old and she laughed.
|
![]() |
|
| Jack | Oct 2 2012, 05:46 PM Post #3 |
|
Chief Engineer
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
![]() |
|
| Steelstallions | Oct 2 2012, 07:28 PM Post #4 |
![]()
Driver
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
![]() |
|
| pedal power | Oct 3 2012, 12:44 PM Post #5 |
![]()
Chief Engineer
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
careful, you might poke you eye out |
![]() |
|
| PiquetFan | Oct 3 2012, 03:49 PM Post #6 |
|
Driver
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
![]() |
|
| « Previous Topic · Give us a laugh · Next Topic » |





![]](http://z6.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)



It was good enough to tell my 12 yr old and she laughed.


12:20 AM Jul 11