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| Pasta | Sep 17 2012, 06:56 AM Post #1 |
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Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!" "While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care." The man broke down and sobbed. The doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just f***ing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot? |
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| Pasta | Sep 18 2012, 05:49 AM Post #2 |
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The dreaded call from the Boss My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you." = |
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| Pasta | Sep 20 2012, 12:58 PM Post #3 |
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Bob was planning to golf with his best friend, George, on a Saturday, but Bob's wife was concerned. "Bob you know we have the Bradleys coming over for dinner tonight and you have to be home by 5." "Don't worry" Bob assured his wife. And off to golf Bob went. 5pm came and went, and no Bob. 6pm and the Bradleys arrived, but still no Bob. 7pm 8pm and finally at 9pm Bob got home, looking exhausted. "Where have you been???" shouted his wife. "You promised to be home by 5!" "Let me tell you" explained Bob. "Golf was great. My swing was easy and my putter was hot. We were having a great time. Then on the seventh hole George had a heart attack and died." "That's awful" said his wife. "What happened next?" "Well after that everything went downhill. It was so difficult. Hit the ball, drag George. Hit the ball, drag George." |
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