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| Short Essay Contest | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 1 2012, 06:15 PM (287 Views) | |
| Pasta | Jul 1 2012, 06:15 PM Post #1 |
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This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Hampshire, England who won the World's Shortest Essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard For his imagination and humour.... Here's an example of absolute brilliance...... Shortest Essay: An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Physical Disability 4) Racism 5) Homosexuality The prize-winner wrote: 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged nigger is a poof'. |
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