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Four worms
Topic Started: Jun 23 2012, 06:51 AM (280 Views)
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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke .... Dead.

The third worm in chocolate syrup .... Dead

The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

At the back of the congregation Maxine said: As long as you drink booze, smoke cigarettes and eat chocolate you won't get worms!!
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