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Flightmare
Topic Started: May 15 2012, 04:23 PM (117 Views)
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The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive.

The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses, both blind and walking with a white cane

The cockpit door closes, the engines start up.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realise they're heading right towards the water at the end of the runway.

Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y'know, Bob," he says. "One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."
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