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Bored; through the years ...
Topic Started: Jan 2 2009, 10:17 AM (15,549 Views)
fordprefect
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AndyW76,Feb 3 2009
12:55 PM

Sorry, I thought you were a teacher. <doh>

I tell you what, I'm suprise that sports haven't been phased out in schools because of fears of injury. In my day, I played rugby (in the loosest sense of the word, I was pretty crap) and we dealt with injuries if they happened. In fact one of the lads managed to put a finger through the teachers eyelid. I didn't know there was so much blood in them things.

I only ever really had to visit the first aider (we didn't seem to have a full time nurse) because I was prone to chronic indigestion, and only then for a Rennie, though I was once sent home with the flu.

No - am one of the lesser paid lazy elites ;)

We are a sport's college and I deal with most of the sporting injuries here. Tho having my office up two flights of stairs proves intersesting at times <roflmao> <roflmao>
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Right - am off to make some wedding invites :)

Might as well do something this afternoon <roflmao> <roflmao>
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fordprefect,Feb 3 2009
02:30 PM
Right - am off to make some wedding invites :)

Might as well do something this afternoon <roflmao> <roflmao>

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Don't work too hard... Remember who's paying you for it ;)
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AndyW76,Feb 3 2009
12:57 PM
Norbert,Feb 3 2009
12:50 PM
All the buses (well, one of the two companies here) have just been suspended due to 'icy roads'.  Yet, the roads don't look icy, and the weather is better now than it was a few hours back.... idle buggers!!  There's an amusing queue of buses a little way away from the office wondering whether or not to bother going to Poole, quite why people are still sat on them after an hour is beyond me!

I once beat the bus across Leeds city centre when I got off and walked because it was stuck in traffic and I was late for my train.

I've done that in Cambridge before too.
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fordprefect,Feb 3 2009
01:30 PM
Right - am off to make some wedding invites :)

Might as well do something this afternoon <roflmao> <roflmao>

I'll PM you with my address..... :P
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u4coffee,Feb 3 2009
01:37 PM
fordprefect,Feb 3 2009
02:30 PM
Right - am off to make some wedding invites  :)

Might as well do something this afternoon  <roflmao>  <roflmao>

By Hon <kiss>

Don't work too hard... Remember who's paying you for it ;)

Usually the husband, in the long run....

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>
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I think most schools have opened again today

Can I just add that through all this the mighty West Leeds High school remained open, that school is f**king hardcore ya’hear
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caution: snow and ice may be slippery...
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Warning: may contain water!
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and other flavourings....
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Lex,Feb 4 2009
10:38 AM
and other flavourings....

and might be cold
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So, does iced tea have a warning 'may not contain ice'.....?
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May also contain Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

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Lord Tau,Feb 4 2009
11:34 AM
May also contain Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

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AKA H2O <roflmao>
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Lex,Feb 4 2009
10:38 AM
and other flavourings....

Yeah, don't eat the yellow snow.
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