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Bored; through the years ...
Topic Started: Jan 2 2009, 10:17 AM (15,515 Views)
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u4coffee,Jan 30 2012
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Lex,Jan 29 2012
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Remember te days of 1000+ posts a day on Bored?

Happy days..

Ah them were the days.... spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri.

<thumbsup> <LOL>
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<think> I guess that if they do away with all this meaningless pre-season testing rubbish and start racing right away, Bernie could have a 25 race calendar <thumbsup>
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u4coffee,Jan 30 2012
09:19 AM
Lex,Jan 29 2012
06:54 PM
Remember te days of 1000+ posts a day on Bored?

Happy days..

Ah them were the days.... spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri.

I remember those days well me self.

Where men were men and women were ... well ... available.

Where your pension plan was how well you played poker.

None of that sissy stuff we have today.

In my day we'd challenge a feller to a fight but first invite him to our dentist - just so he could watch our front teeth being pulled out with nae anaesthetic. We would then tell him to fight fast so the doc had time to put our teeth back in once we finished our fight.

In my day we worried much more about 8 cylinder engines than Alpha Centauri - heck we didn't know Alpha whatever let alone whether their creatures were furry or nae.

Personally, giving it a moment thought, I don't think any creature with fur can make it from Alpha Centauri. Unless, I suppose, they managed to save enough frequent flyer points from Virgin Airlines. For some reason I alway thought of virgins as pure and yet I am told - authoritatively - only modern virgins wear fir.

Now just a flash of a train of thought. Virgin Airlines. Stewardesses, furry animals or at least animals with furry parts and frequent flyer points.

My friend and I have had a few discussions last two days about preferences. He prefers the fur - what can I say not all friends are perfect.

Where was I now respecting real men?

Now some women say that for a man to be a real man - in their experiences - the man needs a pill.

I've always wondered about that. An iron supplement pill? Vitamins? Panadol? Women just giggle at my questions.

It is another pill - sort of a religious pill. The pill to the woody oak god.

I am still wrestling with that. As you all know I am not the quickest of sorts. If anyone knows of a pill to make me like oak, please tell me. Also if I take this pill, will I seed oak fruit?

And what would that fruit be? I mean I like being a strong man and especially a man who can seed or bear fruit.

But I am worried. What if it is not a fruit I bear, but rather a fruit cake???

I can't understand how a fruit cake can come from an oak created from a pill that a man should take because women say only a real man can take that pill.

And yet...

Say my seed grows into a fruit cake. Could I, or anyone else for that matter, love a fruit cake? Is a fruit cake a real cake? Or some deviant blob of dough devoid of any levening agent? No way to rise, except in the presence of another fruit cake.

And how would that fruit cake rise? Would I, as the origin of that fruit cake, be proud of how my fruitcake stands erect for the challenge?

Or would I be ashamed. Isolated. A distance between me and my fruitcake.

Honestly I think my fruitcake would be mostly destined for a lonely life, and this makes me sad.

However my fruitcake would be popular as a layer of any wedding cake.

More tomorrow - but only if you all are unlucky!!!

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u4coffee,Jan 30 2012
10:19 AM
Lex,Jan 29 2012
06:54 PM
Remember te days of 1000+ posts a day on Bored?

Happy days..

Ah them were the days.... spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri.

ahhh! Now I have deją vu.. ;)

in for a penny....

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before... Thus was Bored!Bored!Bored! forged.

But eventually the system broke down, the forum collapsed, and a long sullen silence settled over a billion hungry worlds, disturbed only by the pen scratchings of admins as they laboured into the night over smug little treatises on the value of a mega motorsport board.

Bored!Bored!Bored! itself disappeared and its memory soon paused into the obscurity of legend.

In these enlightened days of course, no one believe a word of it....

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everythingoes,Feb 7 2012
11:41 AM
<think> I guess that if they do away with all this meaningless pre-season testing rubbish and start racing right away, Bernie could have a 25 race calendar <thumbsup>

well, if they started the races earlier in the day, they wouldn't have to drive so fast to finish on time....

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*offers more <janx> to Pasta*

;)
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bring back stralin24 i say.. the <dunce>

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He'd be stralin27 now wouldn't he?
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Lex,Feb 16 2012
08:59 AM
He'd be stralin27 now wouldn't he?

<LOL>
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Well at least we don't have to start a new Bored thread every month like we used to!
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<yikes>

6 online

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six!

:o
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Lex,Feb 21 2012
06:31 PM
<yikes>

6 online

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six!

:o

<yikes> <pissed> <yahoo>
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<janx>

<dance>

<wine>

<pissed>

<pizza>

<pissed>

<dance>

<sick>

<sleep>
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Thats nothing, right now there are 31 online <thumbsup>

Me & 30 'guests'. Mostly spybots from the US and China <doh>
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<stayawake>
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