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Valencia Live Thread of the race
Topic Started: Aug 24 2008, 08:07 AM (1,122 Views)
Red Andy
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stradlin23,Aug 24 2008
03:29 PM
so we'd suggest that in the interests of balance....

the next time ANY driver SLIGHTLY moans about traffic being a problem in a practice session that you post a thread on it??? you did it for Hamilton

you can't have your cake and eat it!

yum yum

Hamilton was not simply complaining about traffic in the manner of many drivers across all racing series - he was specifically complaining about the driving standards and etiquette of his rivals. Considering that Hamilton's driving standards and etiquette directly contributed to a race-ending collision between two other drivers not so very long ago, I was highlighting the irony in his statement.
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i think perhaps you have taken this thread off topic. It isnt about you are your personal preferences, rather a thread of the race.
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Red Andy,Aug 24 2008
03:32 PM
stradlin23,Aug 24 2008
03:29 PM
so we'd suggest that in the interests of balance....

the next time ANY driver SLIGHTLY moans about traffic being a problem in a practice session that you post a thread on it??? you did it for Hamilton

you can't have your cake and eat it!

yum yum

Hamilton was not simply complaining about traffic in the manner of many drivers across all racing series - he was specifically complaining about the driving standards and etiquette of his rivals. Considering that Hamilton's driving standards and etiquette directly contributed to a race-ending collision between two other drivers not so very long ago, I was highlighting the irony in his statement.

so i'd expect you to keep up that level of pedanticness for all drivers in future

:)
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it was a very dull race! thank kimi for his blow out to provide a moment of drama.
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For those who missed the race, I found a text description of the race on a Russian website. I translated it using Babelfish. Have a read - it makes the boring race seem a bit more funnier!

the 15:56: 46 good day, friends! Through several minutes will take the first in the history of the picker “of formula -1” on the autodrome in Valencia. Us expect 57 captivating circles “Boundary- with Europe”!

the 15:57: 04 starting lattice:

the 15:57: 11 1. [F]. [Mass]s (“Ferrari”) - 2. [L]. [Khemilton] (“[Maklaren]”)

the 15:57: 27 3. [R]. [Kubits] (“[BMV]”) - 4. [K]. [Raykkonen] (“Ferrari”)

the 15:57: 47 5. [Kh]. [Kovolyanen] (“[Maklaren]”) - 6. . [Fettel] (“Thor- Ross”)

the 15:57: 55 7. [Ya]. [Trulli] (“[Toyota]”) - 8. [N]. [Khaydfeld] (“[BMV]”)

the 15:58: 06 9. [N]. [Rosberg] (“Williams”) - 10. . [Burde] (“Thor- Ross”)

the 15:58: 15 11. [K]. [Nakadzhim] (“Williams”) - 12. [F]. Alonso (“run”)

the 15:58: 23 13. [T]. [Glok] (“[Toyota]”) - 14. [M]. [Uebber] (“Red- bulls”)

the 15:58: 33 15. [N]. [Pike] (“run”) - 16. [D]. [Batton] (“[Khonda]”)

the 15:58: 42 17. [D]. [Kultkhard] (“Red- bulls”) - 18. [A]. [Sutil] (“Swagger- India”)

the 15:58: 50 19. [R]. [Barrikello] (“[Khonda]”) - 20. [D]. [Fizekell] (“Swagger- India”)

the 16:00: 19 commands leave for the [progrevochnyy] circle…

the 16:00: 49 pilots of commands, so will be more correctly….

the 16:03: 33 1/57 START!!!

the 16:04: 07 1/57 mass the first depart to the race, after it [Khemilton], and [Kovalaynen] passed [Raykkonena]!!!

the 16:05: 03 1/57 on the first circle without the collisions everything is past, but the first troika did not undergo changes…

the 16:06: 07 2/57 I already chief pilot in the boxings! All after all there was collision! [Nakadzhima] and Alonso encountered!

the 16:06: by 47 2/57 Alonso in the boxings, similarly for it race was completed, [Nakadzhima] also visited [pit]- foot, but it returned to the route…

the 16:07: 33 3/57 return nevertheless by Alonso to the route….but it very far now lags rest…

the 16:08: 37 4/57 mass and [Khemilton] lead, the break between them in 1,5 seconds….

the 16:10: 31 5/57 hurried I “to return” Alonso to the route, Spaniard as before in the boxings and his question about the participation in the race is thus far opened…

the 16:12: 28 6/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa], 4. [Kovalaynen], 5. [Raykkonen], 6. [Fettel]…

the 16:14: 36 6/57 [Sutil], which goes in the 15th place it reported on the radio to command that it is considerably stronger than [Fizekelly], which was arranged in front of it and it waits permissions to the outstripping….

the 16:15: he remained 27 7/57 Alonso in the boxings, now race it will be on the television set, well or it will follow it to Sportbox.ru….

the 16:16: 29 8/57 [Kultkharada] developed, Scotsman attempted to outdistance [Fezikellu] and hooked him….It developed David and it lost several places, yes even its bolide is a little damaged…

the 16:17: 39 9/57 mass pass [Khemiltona] already more than for 3 seconds, Brazilian by the way established the recently fastest circle of race!

the 16:19: 04 9/57 [Kubitsa], which goes with the third, similarly experience serious problems, it sharply returned in comparison with the rate Of [khemiltona]….[Kubitsa] for 12 seconds lags behind the leader….

the 16:20: 21 10/57 [Raykkonen] remain in the 5th place and cannot complete the attempts to improve position…

the 16:21: 46 11/57 you will not believe but the rate Of [fettelya] considerably more rapid than in [Raykkonena], truth this is explained by most different possible tactics of [pit]- stops…

the 16:22: 32 12/57 [Barrikello] it descended from the route, but not for a long time, after error in turning the Brazilian continued race…

the 16:23: 39 13/57 by the way, in Valencia today outstanding weather, any hint on rain, shines the hot Spanish sun…

the 16:25: 56 14/47 not all so is bad in [Kimi], as could seem, [Raykkonen] already on the tail in its compatriot Of [kheykki] Of [kovalaynena]…

the 16:26: 42 14/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa], 4. [Kovalaynen], 5. [Raykkonen], 6. [Fettel], 7. [Trulli], 8. [Rosberg]

the 16:28: 12 15/57 [Fettel] and [Trulli] the bitter struggle for the 6th position, but we will not forget, that in Valencia, just as in Monaco the outstrippings are incredibly heavy….

the 16:28: 38 16/57 [Kultkhard] dropped in into the boxings, this the first planned of [pit]- feet in the race among all racers

the 16:28: 57 15/57 leader of race mass in the boxings, [Khemilton] left into the leaders!

the 16:29: 46 16/57 mass returned into the race after [Raykkonenom] they they go nostril into the nostril…

the 16:31: 12 17/57 it is similar in [Raykkonena] [zaplonirovano] less [pit]- stops than in all rest, so whether this let us verify very soon

the 16:32: 06 17/57 now and [Khemilton] turns up to [pit]-[leyen], now in the race there will be new leader!

the 16:32: 36 18/57 [Khemilton] return to the route after two bolides “of Ferrari”!

the 16:33: 01 18/57 by thus far first goes Robert [Kubitsa]

the 16:34: 08 18/57 mass by the way outdistanced [Raykkonena] that afterward [pit]- foot, so that situation [sledushchaya]: 1. [Kubitsa], 2. [Kovalaynen], 3. mass, 4. [Raykkonen], 5. [Khemilton]

the 16:34: 30 19/57 [Kubitsa] and [Raykkonen] in the boxings…

the 16:35: 31 19/57 thus far only [Kovalaynen] did not drive to the refueling…

the 16:35: 51 20/57 [Raykkonen] after the [pit]- stops only of eighth…

the 16:37: 28 21/57 well here and [Kovalaynen] in the boxings….

the 16:38: 30 21/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa]… everything as was to the wave of [pit]- stops…

the 16:38: 49 21/57 but yet not all were in the boxings…

the 16:39: 32 22/57 [Khemilton] continue gradually to lose to mass on each circle…

the 16:42: 31 23/57 yes, it becomes obvious that with Stefano [Domenikalli]'s arrival to the administrative bridge of Ferrari the Italian stable completely lost leadership in the plan of the tactics of [pit]- stops…

the 16:43: 51 24/57 [Glok] started by the 13th, and now it goes by the already 5th!

the 16:44: 30 25/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa], 4. [Kovolaynen], 5. [Glok]….

the 16:45: 20 25/57 similarly pilot “[Toyoty]” are not gathered thus far on [pit]- feet, but he recently reported to command that with his rubber thus far everything in the order…

the 16:46: 16 26/57 leader of race - mass already more than for 5 seconds anticipates [Khemiltona]

the 16:46: 49 26/57 in turn [Khemilton] conveys [Kubitse] of more than 10 seconds…

the 16:48: 02 27/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa], 4. [Kovalaynen], 5. [Glok], 6. [Raykkonen], 7. [Trulli], 8. [Fettel]

the 16:49: 48 28/57 thus far in the race only one pilot descended from the distance, he at the very beginning completed the race of Alonso. Now on the route of 19 racers of 20….

the 16:50: 23 28/57 outstanding rate took [Glok], it swiftly approaches [Kovalaynenu]…

the 16:51: 31 29/57 surprising speed shows mass, it on each circle brings [Khemiltonu] the minimum of half second!

the 16:52: 43 30/57 Mark [Uebber] very actively dropped in on [pit]- feet, hardly not the removing of its own mechanic…

the 16:54: 07 31/57 are worth resembling to experts “F -1” which in Germany was entire the same, and how all this ended everything they remember… to the worshippers of mass necessary to hold fists for the Brazilian!

the 16:54: 54 31/57 certainly not in Germany, but in Hungary, but meanwhile [Timo] Of [glok] at long last it dropped in into the boxings….

the 16:56: 21 32/57 [Glok] return to the route with the 9th, before the nick By [khaydfeldom]…

the 16:57: 36 33/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa], 4. [Kovalaynen], 5. [Raykkonen], 6. [Trulli], 7. [Fettel], 8. [Rosberg]

the 17:00: 04 34/57 racers, who go in spectacle zone, were located in the insufficient for the outstripping proximity, all will go in by worker for itself regime….Only disturber of the peace today - this is [Glok]…

the 17:00: 40 34/57 if to whom that is interesting - Peak- young for the first time dropped in boxings… now all pilots they visited on the [pit]- feet…

the 17:01: 56 35/57 [Khemilton] 307,2 km/h showed - this is the highest speed after today….

the 17:04: 38 36/57 [Raykkonen] a little were selected to [Kovalaynenu], them they divide less 3rd seconds, on the threshold of the second wave of [pit]- stops this becomes doubly interesting…

the 17:05: 38 37/57 well and mass and [Khemilton] considerably further their opponents go, and mass even and [Khemiltona] itself anticipates considerably…

the 17:06: 34 38/57 mass it dropped in the [pit]- foot, and with the departure from it Of [suttil] it prevented from leaving Brazilian, but now it passed it forward… the mass of the second, and leader now - [Khemilton]…

the 17:08: 52 39/57 judges decided to examine episode with the departure from [pit]- Lane [Felipe] of mass, Brazilian they can fine…

the 17:09: 09 39/57 [Khemilton] dropped in into the boxings….

the 17:09: 51 40/57 [Khemilton] return to the route behind the mass, but Briton a little reduced detachment….

the 17:11: 18 41/57 now and [Kubitsa] went to the refueling…

the 17:12: 20 41/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kovalaynen], 4. [Rakkonen]

the 17:13: 00 42/57 [Khemilton] approached the mass, now between them + 5,7 seconds…

the 17:14: 45 43/57 restores the status quo mass, now to +6,3 it anticipates [Khemiltona]. Small hitch [obyasnalas] by the exchange of the circular

the 17:15: 23 43/57 yellow of flag appeared on the route, because of gathering Of [adreana] Of [suttilya]….

the 17:16: 08 44/57 [Kovalaynen] and [Raykkonen] in the boxings!!! them it divides entire nothing!

the 17:17: 22 44/57 oh by it by it!!! Which occurred in the boxings “Ferrari”! [Raykkonen] jerked from the place, when refueling was yet completed….[Kovalaynen] dashed away away….

the 17:18: 32 45/57 very rigid episode, [Raykkonen] lost [dostachno] many places….But episode with The [masssoy] will be examined after race….

the 17:20: 2346/57 in [Raykkonena] burn motor!!! Race for Finn is completed!!!

the 17:21: 57 47/57 mass convey [Khemiltonu] of more than 7 seconds….

the 17:25: 12 48/57 [Fizekella] hardly it did not cut into the deflector, but it transported to the Italian, who goes the 14th place

the 17:27: 15 49/57 1. mass, 2. [Khemilton], 3. [Kubitsa], 4. [Kovalaynen], 5. [Trulli], 6. [Fettel] 7. Of [glok], 8. [Rosberg]

the 17:28: 36 50/57 [Kovolaynen] presses to [Kubitsu], and this by the way fight for the place on [podiume]!

the 17:29: 42 51/57 yes [Trulli] [Fettelem] battle for the 5th position!

the 17:30: 13 51/57 [Gloka] on the radio warned about the danger from the side the nick Of [rosbrega]….

the 17:31: 51 52/57 mass absolutely quietly control detachment from [Khemiltona], now most important for the Brazilian from “Ferrari” is simple to arrive at the finish….

the 17:33: 03 53/57 if mass wins race, then it will leave in the second place in the personal test of pilots, after outdistancing [Raykkonena] and it will lag behind [Khemiltona] to 8 points…

the 17:35: 19 54/57 I will recall that us after Valencia wait the 6 additional stages “of formula -1”….

the 17:36: 10 55/57 three circles remained to the finish of race….

the 17:37: 51 56/57 mass - [Khemilton] + 7,4 .....

the 17:39: 10 57/57 To [felipe] MASS - first in the history conqueror on the route in Valencia!!!

the 17:39: 16 2. [Khemilton]

the 17:39: 42 3. Robert [Kubits] (“[BMV]”)

the 17:39: 56 4. [Kheykki] Of [kovalaynen] (“[Maklaren]”)

the 17:40: 11 5. [Yarno] Of [trulli] (“[Toyota]”)

the 17:40: 30 6. Sebastian [Fettel]s (“Thor- Ross”)

the 17:40: 52 7. [Timo] Of [glok] (“[Toyota]”)

the 17:41: 13 8. is no [Rosberg] (“Williams”)

the 17:42: 02 thanks, friends, that they followed this race on our site! Successes to you and to the new encounters to Sportbox!!!:)

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If I didn't know any better, I'd suggest that at least 70% of it was written in Ronspeak.
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"Alonso to the route….but it very far now lags rest…"

There is deeper meaning in this, Im sure of it
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TheCompleteGuitarist,Aug 24 2008
02:59 PM
it was a very dull race! thank kimi for his blow out to provide a moment of drama.

Alonso's retirement was quite dramatic (for him)
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