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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,676 Views)
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:36 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:35 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:32 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:30 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:13 AM
RIGHT ANYONE GOT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?????

Is your man not the one for you???

Is your woman not the one for you??

Can you not get rid of Ricky Clean and his messaages??   <roflmao>

Is your dog ignoring you???

Your pussy CAT taking mice home???

Is your Beer warm  <yikes>

Tell all and remember

JIM WILL FIX IT  <think>  <flowers>

can u find me a man <roflmao>

Thats easy go out on a night out <wub> <flowers>

but i cant do that for another week now <roflmao> <think>

Mmmm...........

I hear going to the local supermarket you are just as likely to meet someone.

Bloody hell i am off to the shops <doh>

hmmm well ill keep me eyes out when i go to boots then :s

<roflmao> <roflmao>

Just smile all the time that gets us mens attention.

Ok i lied its short skirts and low tops <shutup>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
05:07 PM
I got dumped this week but.................

That happens with you every weekend .......... <whistle>
<peek>
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:39 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:37 AM
everythingoes,Feb 22 2008
11:35 AM
stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
04:58 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
11:16 AM
i have got relationship problems

or rather relationship breakdown

you got the numbers of any good lawyers?

This can not be true????

Your happy with Kerri <huh>

You sure its not the Neighbours about you and your <tank>

no mate

we split up for good at the start of the week!

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <thumbsdown>

I got dumped this week but.................

<doh> yeah hun u werent married though

I know <no>

My problem seems like a joke now :s
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:38 AM
oh heres another one , your male , how on earth do i get a man to do what he says he's going to do :s <huh>

Get him <pissed>
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everythingoes,Feb 22 2008
11:40 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
05:07 PM
I got dumped this week but.................

That happens with you every weekend .......... <whistle>
<peek>

Your when they call time at the pub <grrr>

Its heartbreaking <guinness>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:37 AM
everythingoes,Feb 22 2008
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stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
04:58 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
11:16 AM
i have got relationship problems

or rather relationship breakdown

you got the numbers of any good lawyers?

This can not be true????

Your happy with Kerri <huh>

You sure its not the Neighbours about you and your <tank>

no mate

we split up for good at the start of the week!

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <thumbsdown>

I got dumped this week but.................

i think the correct term is 'irreconcilable differences'
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:39 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:36 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:35 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:32 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:30 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:13 AM
RIGHT ANYONE GOT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?????

Is your man not the one for you???

Is your woman not the one for you??

Can you not get rid of Ricky Clean and his messaages??  <roflmao>

Is your dog ignoring you???

Your pussy CAT taking mice home???

Is your Beer warm  <yikes>

Tell all and remember

JIM WILL FIX IT  <think>  <flowers>

can u find me a man <roflmao>

Thats easy go out on a night out <wub> <flowers>

but i cant do that for another week now <roflmao> <think>

Mmmm...........

I hear going to the local supermarket you are just as likely to meet someone.

Bloody hell i am off to the shops <doh>

hmmm well ill keep me eyes out when i go to boots then :s

<roflmao> <roflmao>

Just smile all the time that gets us mens attention.

Ok i lied its short skirts and low tops <shutup>

<roflmao> i know smiling all the time dont work cos i seem to smile non stop <roflmao>
well unless i'm depressed :s
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
05:10 PM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:38 AM
oh heres another one , your male , how on earth do i get a man to do what he says he's going to do :s  <huh>

Get him <pissed>

<nono> You've got the genders mixed up, mate. Thats what you do to women to get them to do what you want them to do .........
<roflmao>
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stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
11:41 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:37 AM
everythingoes,Feb 22 2008
11:35 AM
stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
04:58 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
stradlin23,Feb 22 2008
11:16 AM
i have got relationship problems

or rather relationship breakdown

you got the numbers of any good lawyers?

This can not be true????

Your happy with Kerri <huh>

You sure its not the Neighbours about you and your <tank>

no mate

we split up for good at the start of the week!

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <thumbsdown>

I got dumped this week but.................

i think the correct term is 'irreconcilable differences'

Yer <roflmao>

Well mate it sucks but at least i have my black book <think>
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:43 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:39 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:36 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:35 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:32 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:30 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:13 AM
RIGHT ANYONE GOT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?????

Is your man not the one for you???

Is your woman not the one for you??

Can you not get rid of Ricky Clean and his messaages??   <roflmao>

Is your dog ignoring you???

Your pussy CAT taking mice home???

Is your Beer warm  <yikes>

Tell all and remember

JIM WILL FIX IT  <think>  <flowers>

can u find me a man <roflmao>

Thats easy go out on a night out <wub> <flowers>

but i cant do that for another week now <roflmao> <think>

Mmmm...........

I hear going to the local supermarket you are just as likely to meet someone.

Bloody hell i am off to the shops <doh>

hmmm well ill keep me eyes out when i go to boots then :s

<roflmao> <roflmao>

Just smile all the time that gets us mens attention.

Ok i lied its short skirts and low tops <shutup>

<roflmao> i know smiling all the time dont work cos i seem to smile non stop <roflmao>
well unless i'm depressed :s

Try the latter then <peek>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:38 AM
oh heres another one , your male , how on earth do i get a man to do what he says he's going to do :s  <huh>

Get him <pissed>

heehe its Abi's dad trying to get him to pay the bills he was ment to pay so i can move :s
oh and take all his stuff from my house
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everythingoes,Feb 22 2008
11:43 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
05:10 PM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:38 AM
oh heres another one , your male , how on earth do i get a man to do what he says he's going to do :s  <huh>

Get him <pissed>

<nono> You've got the genders mixed up, mate. Thats what you do to women to get them to do what you want them to do .........
<roflmao>

<dunce>

I have woken up asked did your really mean what you said last night???? <dunce>

Eh???

<pissed>
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
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f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:38 AM
oh heres another one , your male , how on earth do i get a man to do what he says he's going to do :s  <huh>

Get him <pissed>

heehe its Abi's dad trying to get him to pay the bills he was ment to pay so i can move :s
oh and take all his stuff from my house

Sell his stuff and that will pay the bills <thumbsup>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:44 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:43 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:39 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:36 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:35 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:32 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:30 AM
f1chick,Feb 22 2008
11:25 AM
ELUSIVEJIM,Feb 22 2008
11:13 AM
RIGHT ANYONE GOT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?????

Is your man not the one for you???

Is your woman not the one for you??

Can you not get rid of Ricky Clean and his messaages??  <roflmao>

Is your dog ignoring you???

Your pussy CAT taking mice home???

Is your Beer warm  <yikes>

Tell all and remember

JIM WILL FIX IT  <think>  <flowers>

can u find me a man <roflmao>

Thats easy go out on a night out <wub> <flowers>

but i cant do that for another week now <roflmao> <think>

Mmmm...........

I hear going to the local supermarket you are just as likely to meet someone.

Bloody hell i am off to the shops <doh>

hmmm well ill keep me eyes out when i go to boots then :s

<roflmao> <roflmao>

Just smile all the time that gets us mens attention.

Ok i lied its short skirts and low tops <shutup>

<roflmao> i know smiling all the time dont work cos i seem to smile non stop <roflmao>
well unless i'm depressed :s

Try the latter then <peek>

id ont wanna bed depressed all the time i've had enough of that the last couple of months thanks :s
men <roflmao>
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