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| Lex | Sep 11 2014, 07:59 AM Post #541 |
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Dear Jim, This year, nothing is going right for me. The nasty big men at the FIA said we have to change the power thingies on our cars and day we can't I can't drive the new cars and to make it worse, that nasty new boy is Christian's favourite, they're always talking together and Christian hugs him just like he used to hug me. I'm afraid my finger is going to drop off What can I do? Love Sebastian |
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| ELUSIVEJIM | Sep 13 2014, 10:54 AM Post #542 |
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Dear Sebastian I feel your pain young man. I suggest you take the time to look back over your successes and other ex Champions from before to and see what you and they have done in the past to overcome issues with new regulations. Perhaps you need to work with your current teammate and use the little whippersnappers data and pretend to be his best friend Remember you are a 4 times World Champion which Mr Schumacher took until the age of 32 to achieve. Michael also had a lean spell of 5 years before his next Championship so I would not worry too much little boy. Remember you are German and your country build the best of everything. If it gets too upsetting try sneaking about the Mercedes garage tampering with the teammates settings. This will give you an opportunity of driving for Mercedes in 2015 when the two come to blows. As for the finger I would speak to a specialist who would be able to have your finger placed into a splint until it needs to be erect once more So please do not worry. If you are feeling really down think about Alonso being in the Ferrari. See nothing is that bad. Now run along now and find some Red Bull secrets to leave in Lewis Hamilton's helmet. On a separate note perhaps having Jim'll fix it as a heading for Problem Page is not the best with 5 year olds entering F1 soon At least the real one is worm food ![]() This message will self destruct in 5,4,3,2,1..........................erm........... Sh** am I libel???
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| Lex | Sep 21 2014, 03:32 PM Post #543 |
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It worked! I promised my new 'bezzer' Dan an ice cream if he'd tell me what those squiggly lines mean on the paper the men in the garage look at. Apparently they make you go faster Anyway, I suggested he tried my favourite 'Power Boost' ice lolly, but he said he didn't want power boost so whilst he was choosing another one, I turned it off in his car You can't libel the dead, but I went on his show in Germany (Jim macht's) he was a nice man but I didn't like the taste of his cigar. Love Sebastian |
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