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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,649 Views)
SaveOurSilverstone
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AndyW76,Oct 22 2008
05:15 PM
Girlfriends aren't always easy to come by.

You're telling me!

But you need to get yourself out there, In the shop window as they say

Talk to the ladies, buy them a drink and all that….

Could work, I suppose.

why not try and get stuck into one of them birds at the strip club.. they are loaded.

Funnily enough, one of dancers at La Salsa asked for my number and has texted me a few time, though I suspect that she only texts me to try and get me to go for a dance.

Sounds good to me <thumbsup> <roflmao>

you might be able to blag a private dance in your front room
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stradlin23,Oct 22 2008
04:55 PM
Why didn’t he just get a girlfriend and achieve sex for free?

Like a normal person would do…..

Would you say your a normal person? :)
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SaveOurSilverstone,Oct 29 2008
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AndyW76,Oct 23 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Oct 23 2008
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Lord Tau,Oct 23 2008
09:19 AM
stradlin23,Oct 23 2008
09:07 AM
Lord Tau,Oct 23 2008
08:48 AM
AndyW76,Oct 22 2008
05:15 PM
Girlfriends aren't always easy to come by.

You're telling me!

But you need to get yourself out there, In the shop window as they say

Talk to the ladies, buy them a drink and all that….

Could work, I suppose.

why not try and get stuck into one of them birds at the strip club.. they are loaded.

Funnily enough, one of dancers at La Salsa asked for my number and has texted me a few time, though I suspect that she only texts me to try and get me to go for a dance.

Sounds good to me <thumbsup> <roflmao>

you might be able to blag a private dance in your front room

Not sure I've quite got to that level yet. She keeps texting me every now and again. I'm still not convinced that it isn't just my cash that she's after. <think>
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AndyW76,Oct 30 2008
02:58 PM

Not sure I've quite got to that level yet. She keeps texting me every now and again. I'm still not convinced that it isn't just my cash that she's after. <think>

do you get 'mates rates' (2 for 1, 3 for £30 etc) or is she still charging full whack??
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I haven't asked for a discount yet. <think>

Buy one get one free would be nice.

<roflmao>
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AndyW76,Oct 31 2008
03:12 PM
I haven't asked for a discount yet. <think>

Buy one get one free would be nice.

<roflmao>

or perhaps a clubcard type loyalty card that you have to swipe every visit and she could issue you with vouchers every 3 months.. <roflmao>
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Yeah a free sh*g with every 1000 points <roflmao>
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AndyW76,Oct 31 2008
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Yeah a free sh*g with every 1000 points <roflmao>

Sorry, that was a tad crude.
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AndyW76,Oct 31 2008
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AndyW76,Oct 31 2008
02:21 PM
Yeah a free sh*g with every 1000 points  <roflmao>

Sorry, that was a tad crude.

at least we know your intensions are honourable. <bounce>
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stradlin23,Oct 22 2008
03:55 PM
Why didn’t he just get a girlfriend and achieve sex for free?

Like a normal person would do…..

Ah, but it's not free. It usually costs you the odd meal out here and there, drinks down the pub, etc, etc.... I guess the only time it's really 'free' is if you go for self-service.....

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>
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stradlin23,Oct 22 2008
03:55 PM
Why didn’t he just get a girlfriend and achieve sex for free?

Like a normal person would do…..

Ah, but it's not free. It usually costs you the odd meal out here and there, drinks down the pub, etc, etc.... I guess the only time it's really 'free' is if you go for self-service.....

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>

but then you have to live with the guilt and that grubby feeling.. <blink>
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AndyW76,Oct 30 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Oct 29 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Oct 29 2008
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AndyW76,Oct 23 2008
01:19 PM
SaveOurSilverstone,Oct 23 2008
09:32 AM
Lord Tau,Oct 23 2008
09:19 AM
stradlin23,Oct 23 2008
09:07 AM
Lord Tau,Oct 23 2008
08:48 AM
AndyW76,Oct 22 2008
05:15 PM
Girlfriends aren't always easy to come by.

You're telling me!

But you need to get yourself out there, In the shop window as they say

Talk to the ladies, buy them a drink and all that….

Could work, I suppose.

why not try and get stuck into one of them birds at the strip club.. they are loaded.

Funnily enough, one of dancers at La Salsa asked for my number and has texted me a few time, though I suspect that she only texts me to try and get me to go for a dance.

Sounds good to me <thumbsup> <roflmao>

you might be able to blag a private dance in your front room

Not sure I've quite got to that level yet. She keeps texting me every now and again. I'm still not convinced that it isn't just my cash that she's after. <think>

Sounds like most woman i know.

This arrangement would be cheap that having a relationship <roflmao>








Sorry girls <peek>
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AndyW76,Oct 31 2008
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Yeah a free sh*g with every 1000 points <roflmao>

<roflmao> <roflmao>

Whats her number <angel> <peek>
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SaveOurSilverstone,Nov 5 2008
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Norbert,Nov 5 2008
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stradlin23,Oct 22 2008
03:55 PM
Why didn’t he just get a girlfriend and achieve sex for free?

Like a normal person would do…..

Ah, but it's not free. It usually costs you the odd meal out here and there, drinks down the pub, etc, etc.... I guess the only time it's really 'free' is if you go for self-service.....

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>

but then you have to live with the guilt and that grubby feeling.. <blink>

<whistle> Never had that feeling
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ELUSIVEJIM,Nov 11 2008
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AndyW76,Oct 31 2008
02:21 PM
Yeah a free sh*g with every 1000 points  <roflmao>

<roflmao> <roflmao>

Whats her number <angel> <peek>

I couldn't possibly do that, it would break our special stripper/client privilages. <roflmao>
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