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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,652 Views)
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>

VIP treatment? what does that get you.. ??

Well, you get longer with them and most strippers will let you touch them, though it does fall short of actual prostitution (i.e. no sex acts). My £1350 was made up of 4 and a half hours at 150 for half an hour and loads of champagne.

i've been going in the wrong gaffs.. <no> <blush>

Well, most clubs I've been to allow VIP, you have to ask the individual dancer (including asking the ground rules about what you can get away with). The best one was at Deep Blue (the Blue Leopard as was) in Leeds. It was a full private room with a mini bar and a lap top with loads of music on. The only problem was that the dancer kept short changing me on the hours, though I only found out the next day when I checked my receipts.

May be I should have a thread compiling tips for lapdancing clubs.
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MY HERO <bow> <roflmao>

Well i have been seeing a girl for a month and on Sat night she told me she loved me and i was the one.

<wtf>

As you can imagine i think i have met another fruit loop


<peek>
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So you have past experience of insane females. <think>

Have you ever seen fatal attraction.............

<roflmao>
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AndyW76,Oct 1 2008
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So you have past experience of insane females. <think>

Have you ever seen fatal attraction.............

<roflmao>

YES <yikes>

I am sure she had a younger sister as i am sure this is her <roflmao> <peek>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Sep 30 2008
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Well i have been seeing a girl for a month and on Sat night she told me she loved me and i was the one.

<wtf>

As you can imagine i think i have met another fruit loop


<peek>

Perhaps she does love you Jim! Perhaps you are the one! :)
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ELUSIVEJIM,Sep 30 2008
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Well i have been seeing a girl for a month and on Sat night she told me she loved me and i was the one.

<wtf>

As you can imagine i think i have met another fruit loop


<peek>

Perhaps she does love you Jim! Perhaps you are the one! :)

Can you really fall for someone in a month???

I have fallen for a few girl but its normally on the way back home from a bar <pissed>

Joking apart i feel its lust not love after a Month.

Thankfully i do not own a rabbit for her to boil <smartarse>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Sep 30 2008
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Well i have been seeing a girl for a month and on Sat night she told me she loved me and i was the one.

<wtf>

As you can imagine i think i have met another fruit loop


<peek>

Perhaps she does love you Jim! Perhaps you are the one! :)

Can you really fall for someone in a month???

I have fallen for a few girl but its normally on the way back home from a bar <pissed>

Joking apart i feel its lust not love after a Month.

Thankfully i do not own a rabbit for her to boil <smartarse>

<roflmao> <roflmao>
Maybe it was love at first sight for her! :) How sweet! <hug>
But if you don't feel the same...... :(
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ELUSIVEJIM,Sep 30 2008
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Well i have been seeing a girl for a month and on Sat night she told me she loved me and i was the one.

<wtf>

As you can imagine i think i have met another fruit loop


<peek>

Perhaps she does love you Jim! Perhaps you are the one! :)

Can you really fall for someone in a month???

I have fallen for a few girl but its normally on the way back home from a bar <pissed>

Joking apart i feel its lust not love after a Month.

Thankfully i do not own a rabbit for her to boil <smartarse>

<roflmao> <roflmao>
Maybe it was love at first sight for her! :) How sweet! <hug>
But if you don't feel the same...... :(

Love to me means <car> and FAST <LOL>

I think i will know straight away when i meet the girl for me.

I always date girls with dark hair so i will try blondes and Red heads now <roflmao>

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What about girls with shiny multi-coloured wigs? <roflmao>
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What about girls with shiny multi-coloured wigs? <roflmao>

<think>

Now that covers alot of colours <thumbsup>

Hope that does not mean you have all the mood swings of all the colours put together <yikes>


<whistle> <vanish>
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What about girls with shiny multi-coloured wigs? <roflmao>

<think>

Now that covers alot of colours <thumbsup>

Hope that does not mean you have all the mood swings of all the colours put together <yikes>


<whistle> <vanish>

<roflmao> <roflmao>
I'm in a bad mood today because I broke a nail moving the wheely bin this morning. :( :(
The things I have to do! <roflmao>
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What about girls with shiny multi-coloured wigs? <roflmao>

<think>

Now that covers alot of colours <thumbsup>

Hope that does not mean you have all the mood swings of all the colours put together <yikes>


<whistle> <vanish>

<roflmao> <roflmao>
I'm in a bad mood today because I broke a nail moving the wheely bin this morning. :( :(
The things I have to do! <roflmao>

<wtf>

Girls and their nails.

False nails or the real deal?

Does your multi-coloured hair curl when it rains??

My god i know why i am staying single <roflmao>
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Kerri,Oct 2 2008
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What about girls with shiny multi-coloured wigs? <roflmao>

<think>

Now that covers alot of colours <thumbsup>

Hope that does not mean you have all the mood swings of all the colours put together <yikes>


<whistle> <vanish>

<roflmao> <roflmao>
I'm in a bad mood today because I broke a nail moving the wheely bin this morning. :( :(
The things I have to do! <roflmao>

<wtf>

Girls and their nails.

False nails or the real deal?

Does your multi-coloured hair curl when it rains??

My god i know why i am staying single <roflmao>

Fake nails :( I was angry! <roflmao>
I don't go outside wearing that shiny hair. People would laugh! :)
I thought it was a funny pic to have as my avater. :)
And I have a nice sun tan! :)
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I am sure no one would laugh

Ok i lied <roflmao>

Well the tan suits you and even with the wig i would still buy you a <wine>

Drink has that effect <whistle>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Oct 2 2008
10:24 PM
I am sure no one would laugh

Ok i lied <roflmao>

Well the tan suits you and even with the wig i would still buy you a <wine>

Drink has that effect <whistle>

<roflmao>
Bed time for me! :)
Nice to speak to you Jim! <kiss> Night. <hug>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Oct 2 2008
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I am sure no one would laugh

Ok i lied  <roflmao>

Well the tan suits you and even with the wig i would still buy you a  <wine>

Drink has that effect  <whistle>

<roflmao>
Bed time for me! :)
Nice to speak to you Jim! <kiss> Night. <hug>

The night is but young <yahoo>

Night night <sleep>
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