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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,679 Views)
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Red Andy,Jan 22 2008
06:52 PM
Dear Jim,

Unfortunately I don't have the necessary funds to borrow Kerri's car. Could you arrange it to be "borrowed" for me, if you know what I mean? ;)

Yours sincerely,
Broke, still Worcestershire

JIM HAS MANY TALENTS BUT MATT HAS HIS TANK BACK <peek> <roflmao>

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Kerri,Jan 22 2008
08:43 PM
<angel> Jim wouldn't do anything bad to me. :)
Not unless I let him anyway! :) <wub> <kiss>

<wub> <wub>

No i am here to help people not make womans minds only think of one thing.

Best way to escape <doh> <roflmao>
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Kerri,Jan 25 2008
07:06 PM
Dear Jim :)
What colour should my new Monaro be? :)
All the cars I have owned so far have been black and I love black cars. :)
But I might change this time, red with white stripes? <bow>
Please can you help me? :) <flirt>

Well Kerri i have to say black is my favorite colour a well and the Monaro would look amazing in black <bow> <bow>

The other good point about black is you do not see many black Monaro's as most of them are red which will make it stand out even more <thumbsup>

Saying that you could make a Reliant Robin stand out <wub>

Anyone feel <sick> <roflmao>
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Red Andy,Jan 22 2008
06:52 PM
Dear Jim,

Unfortunately I don't have the necessary funds to borrow Kerri's car. Could you arrange it to be "borrowed" for me, if you know what I mean? ;)

Yours sincerely,
Broke, still Worcestershire

There must be a way of doing this????????

Asda have a offer on beans just now <think>
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Lex,Jan 25 2008
09:58 PM
You gonna change your name to Daisy Duke Kerri?

Love those hotpants <flirt>

<yikes>

I am trying to stay professional <roflmao> <roflmao>
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIAL/CARS...CARS/36874.html


What you think of this Kerri??
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ELUSIVEJIM,Jan 26 2008
10:57 AM
Kerri,Jan 25 2008
07:06 PM
Dear Jim  :)
What colour should my new Monaro be?  :)
All the cars I have owned so far have been black and I love black cars.  :)
But I might change this time, red with white stripes?  <bow>
Please can you help me?  :)  <flirt>

Well Kerri i have to say black is my favorite colour a well and the Monaro would look amazing in black <bow> <bow>

The other good point about black is you do not see many black Monaro's as most of them are red which will make it stand out even more <thumbsup>

Saying that you could make a Reliant Robin stand out <wub>

Anyone feel <sick> <roflmao>

I don't! :) <wub> <kiss>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Jan 26 2008
12:07 PM

It would look nicer in black. :) :)
But as far as pick up's go, that's pretty hot. :) <flirt>
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Kerri,Jan 27 2008
12:22 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Jan 26 2008
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Kerri,Jan 25 2008
07:06 PM
Dear Jim  :)
What colour should my new Monaro be?  :)
All the cars I have owned so far have been black and I love black cars.  :)
But I might change this time, red with white stripes?  <bow>
Please can you help me?  :)  <flirt>

Well Kerri i have to say black is my favorite colour a well and the Monaro would look amazing in black <bow> <bow>

The other good point about black is you do not see many black Monaro's as most of them are red which will make it stand out even more <thumbsup>

Saying that you could make a Reliant Robin stand out <wub>

Anyone feel <sick> <roflmao>

I don't! :) <wub> <kiss>

<blush> <blush> <wub>
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Kerri,Jan 27 2008
12:24 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Jan 26 2008
12:07 PM

It would look nicer in black. :) :)
But as far as pick up's go, that's pretty hot. :) <flirt>

Plenty of room for the clothes shopping <thumbsup> <roflmao>
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Great to see no one has any problems.

I may have to make a few <devil>
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Dear Jim,

My husband acts like an Ogre most of the time. His mates are a bunch of animals, including a self obsessed Casanova with an unusual fashion sense, and his best mate, whom I can only describe as an annoying, talkative ass.
What can I do to change him?

Mrs Shrek
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Mrs Shrek,Feb 5 2008
06:27 PM
Dear Jim,

My husband acts like an Ogre most of the time. His mates are a bunch of animals, including a self obsessed Casanova with an unusual fashion sense, and his best mate, whom I can only describe as an annoying, talkative ass.
What can I do to change him?

Mrs Shrek
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Go see the Fairy Godmother of course <doh>
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Mrs Shrek,Feb 5 2008
06:27 PM
Dear Jim,

My husband acts like an Ogre most of the time. His mates are a bunch of animals, including a self obsessed Casanova with an unusual fashion sense, and his best mate, whom I can only describe as an annoying, talkative ass.
What can I do to change him?

Mrs Shrek
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Put on a different DVD.
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Mrs Shrek,Feb 5 2008
06:27 PM
Dear Jim,

My husband acts like an Ogre most of the time. His mates are a bunch of animals, including a self obsessed Casanova with an unusual fashion sense, and his best mate, whom I can only describe as an annoying, talkative ass.
What can I do to change him?

Mrs Shrek
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LOVE IS BLIND.

I REALLY WISH I COULD HELP BUT I HAVE NEVER WATCHED SHREK


<peek> <roflmao>
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