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Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,653 Views)
Norbert
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Actually, to be fair, we live within walking distance of so many places to eat that going out for a meal costs less than £50....

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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
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Who cares what they look like if they make you happy? And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!

I always think people that are with fat, ugly lasses are only with them because they can’t do any better

Because, surely, given the chance, we’d all like to be sh*gging stunning super models

Maybe I’m completely wrong but looks play an important part for me, as shallow as that might sound….
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.
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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
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Who cares what they look like if they make you happy?  And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!

I always think people that are with fat, ugly lasses are only with them because they can’t do any better

Because, surely, given the chance, we’d all like to be sh*gging stunning super models

Maybe I’m completely wrong but looks play an important part for me, as shallow as that might sound….

Nah, honestly, love sucks. It makes you tolerate stuff that you shouldn't.

I admit that I'm more attracted to good looking girls but, in a relationship, it is happiness that counts as opposed to how it looks. I would rather go out with a plain looking girl that makes me happy (and is dynamite in bed <thumbsup> ) over a stunter who was a cold fish and the ice queen in bed.
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
03:39 PM
Who cares what they look like if they make you happy?  And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!

I always think people that are with fat, ugly lasses are only with them because they can’t do any better

Because, surely, given the chance, we’d all like to be sh*gging stunning super models

Maybe I’m completely wrong but looks play an important part for me, as shallow as that might sound….

Nah, honestly, love sucks. It makes you tolerate stuff that you shouldn't.

I admit that I'm more attracted to good looking girls but, in a relationship, it is happiness that counts as opposed to how it looks. I would rather go out with a plain looking girl that makes me happy (and is dynamite in bed <thumbsup> ) over a stunter who was a cold fish and the ice queen in bed.

But relationships are all about give and take, it’s two different people at the end of the day, there will be some arguments, it’s just natural, people who say they never argue aren’t telling the truth, but obviously there should be a lot more good times then bad times

Me and mrs stradlin split up because neither of us would back down but when we decided to act like adults we resolved our differences and are now back together, plus we devoted lots of our time to mini stradlin and none to ourselves which also caused problems in our relationship


So, you’ll never have another long term girlfriend again in case you fall in love?
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
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Who cares what they look like if they make you happy?  And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!

I always think people that are with fat, ugly lasses are only with them because they can’t do any better

Because, surely, given the chance, we’d all like to be sh*gging stunning super models

Maybe I’m completely wrong but looks play an important part for me, as shallow as that might sound….

Nah, honestly, love sucks. It makes you tolerate stuff that you shouldn't.

I admit that I'm more attracted to good looking girls but, in a relationship, it is happiness that counts as opposed to how it looks. I would rather go out with a plain looking girl that makes me happy (and is dynamite in bed <thumbsup> ) over a stunter who was a cold fish and the ice queen in bed.

But relationships are all about give and take, it’s two different people at the end of the day, there will be some arguments, it’s just natural, people who say they never argue aren’t telling the truth, but obviously there should be a lot more good times then bad times

Me and mrs stradlin split up because neither of us would back down but when we decided to act like adults we resolved our differences and are now back together, plus we devoted lots of our time to mini stradlin and none to ourselves which also caused problems in our relationship


So, you’ll never have another long term girlfriend again in case you fall in love?

Hell, I know that relationships are about compromise (though I don't think my ex understood that). I was in a relationship for 7 years. We split up shortly before our wedding.

What I mean is that somethings are a step to far and sometimes, because you are in love, you tolerate them despite it being totally out of order. For example, my ex used to manipulate me into getting what she wanted, yet, if I wanted anything, there was all hell to play. One of my friends (actually a friend of my ex) tolerated spousal abuse for 5 years before she decided to leave.

What my break up has done is made me guarded because my ex made a fool of me. I'm not saying I'll never fall in love again, I probably will, but once someone has cheated on you and broken your trust, it is hard to learn to trust your instincts again.
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>

VIP treatment? what does that get you.. ??
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>

VIP treatment? what does that get you.. ??

Well, you get longer with them and most strippers will let you touch them, though it does fall short of actual prostitution (i.e. no sex acts). My £1350 was made up of 4 and a half hours at 150 for half an hour and loads of champagne.
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>

VIP treatment? what does that get you.. ??

Well, you get longer with them and most strippers will let you touch them, though it does fall short of actual prostitution (i.e. no sex acts). My £1350 was made up of 4 and a half hours at 150 for half an hour and loads of champagne.

i've been going in the wrong gaffs.. <no> <blush>

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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.

<yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>

VIP treatment? what does that get you.. ??

Well, you get longer with them and most strippers will let you touch them, though it does fall short of actual prostitution (i.e. no sex acts). My £1350 was made up of 4 and a half hours at 150 for half an hour and loads of champagne.

i've been going in the wrong gaffs.. <no> <blush>

Well, most clubs I've been to allow VIP, you have to ask the individual dancer (including asking the ground rules about what you can get away with). The best one was at Deep Blue (the Blue Leopard as was) in Leeds. It was a full private room with a mini bar and a lap top with loads of music on. The only problem was that the dancer kept short changing me on the hours, though I only found out the next day when I checked my receipts.

May be I should have a thread compiling tips for lapdancing clubs.
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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May be I should have a thread compiling tips for lapdancing clubs.
<think>

good idea....

it would be even better if you could collect clubcard points in these places.. you would be minted.
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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May be I should have a thread compiling tips for lapdancing clubs.
<think>

good idea....

it would be even better if you could collect clubcard points in these places.. you would be minted.

<think>

That's an idea.........
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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SaveOurSilverstone,Aug 13 2008
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>

er, try again, if you go for the VIP treatment for several hours, the bill really racks up. I once accidentally (and rather drunkenly) spent £1350 in one night.

GIRLS <dinner>

BILL <yikes>
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
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Who cares what they look like if they make you happy?  And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!

I always think people that are with fat, ugly lasses are only with them because they can’t do any better

Because, surely, given the chance, we’d all like to be sh*gging stunning super models

Maybe I’m completely wrong but looks play an important part for me, as shallow as that might sound….

Nah mate i totally agree.

Before you talk to a girl you have to be attracted to them in the first place so it is all about looks.

Unless you have a girlFRIEND and you fall for there personality but i need to fancy them.

OMG i sound worse <roflmao>
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
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AndyW76,Aug 13 2008
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
03:39 PM
Who cares what they look like if they make you happy?  And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!

I always think people that are with fat, ugly lasses are only with them because they can’t do any better

Because, surely, given the chance, we’d all like to be sh*gging stunning super models

Maybe I’m completely wrong but looks play an important part for me, as shallow as that might sound….

Nah, honestly, love sucks. It makes you tolerate stuff that you shouldn't.

I admit that I'm more attracted to good looking girls but, in a relationship, it is happiness that counts as opposed to how it looks. I would rather go out with a plain looking girl that makes me happy (and is dynamite in bed <thumbsup> ) over a stunter who was a cold fish and the ice queen in bed.

But relationships are all about give and take, it’s two different people at the end of the day, there will be some arguments, it’s just natural, people who say they never argue aren’t telling the truth, but obviously there should be a lot more good times then bad times

Me and mrs stradlin split up because neither of us would back down but when we decided to act like adults we resolved our differences and are now back together, plus we devoted lots of our time to mini stradlin and none to ourselves which also caused problems in our relationship


So, you’ll never have another long term girlfriend again in case you fall in love?

Great to hear your both together again mate :):)

SO pleased <thumbsup>

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