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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,654 Views)
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stradlin23,Jul 14 2008
02:34 PM
gosh no, it isn't Mrs Stradlin, i want to live for a few more years yet and she's slim anyway

It's a close friend of mine but she's really sensitive about everything and i'm not excatly the most subtle person in the world

Well, if she is a tad sensitive and you don't want to risk your friendship then keep shtum and close your ears whenever she mentions her weight and may be your eyes if she gets her belly out.

Then again, does she really need to lose weight? If she is a big as my ex (19.5 stone) then yes, but if it is just a bit of extra padding then I wouldn't worry about it.
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stradlin23,Jul 14 2008
03:34 PM
gosh no, it isn't Mrs Stradlin, i want to live for a few more years yet and she's slim anyway

It's a close friend of mine but she's really sensitive about everything and i'm not excatly the most subtle person in the world

get the Mrs to do it.

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Besides, I wasn't afraid to say that my ex had put on weight. In fact, last time I saw her, she looked f***ing awful. She never looked that bad when she was with me. <roflmao>
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AndyW76,Jul 14 2008
08:55 PM
Besides, I wasn't afraid to say that my ex had put on weight. In fact, last time I saw her, she looked f***ing awful. She never looked that bad when she was with me. <roflmao>

They say love is blind ........ <whistle>
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stradlin23,Jul 14 2008
03:00 AM
jim

how do i tell someone they need to lose weight without being nasty and calling them fat?

because i'm usually straight to the point but i might end up getting a slap if i'm too harsh on this one

Say nothing. Just duct-tape her mouth. Problem solved <thumbsup>
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stradlin23,Jul 13 2008
04:30 PM
jim

how do i tell someone they need to lose weight without being nasty and calling them fat?

because i'm usually straight to the point but i might end up getting a slap if i'm too harsh on this one

Send a candygram.
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stradlin23,Jul 13 2008
09:30 PM
jim

how do i tell someone they need to lose weight without being nasty and calling them fat?

because i'm usually straight to the point but i might end up getting a slap if i'm too harsh on this one

Take her for a spin in a Suzuki Cappucino.
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everythingoes,Jul 15 2008
06:39 AM
AndyW76,Jul 14 2008
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Besides, I wasn't afraid to say that my ex had put on weight. In fact, last time I saw her, she looked f***ing awful. She never looked that bad when she was with me. <roflmao>

They say love is blind ........ <whistle>
<roflmao>

Well, it may be a coincidence but, in the same week we broke up, I did get my eyesight back. <sarcasm> <roflmao>

But seriously, she now looks really frumpy, like a fat version of her mother, her new bloke seems to have had a bit of a negative effect on her. May be she did me a favour by leaving. <think>
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I bet you have more cash in the bank....

<roflmao>
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But seriously, she now looks really frumpy, like a fat version of her mother, her new bloke seems to have had a bit of a negative effect on her. May be she did me a favour by leaving. <think>

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Yeah, she probably did

I don’t want to sound mean but I really don’t like fat lasses

All sweaty and smelly and stuff, urgh, not good

But some people are into all that which is flabtastic for them
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Norbert,Aug 13 2008
01:54 PM
I bet you have more cash in the bank....

<roflmao>

Well, funny you should mention that but, yeah, I did, until I discovered the delights of lap dancing clubs. I've had to show a bit of restraint recently because I'm dangerous with a credit card in those places.
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stradlin23,Aug 13 2008
01:59 PM
But seriously, she now looks really frumpy, like a fat version of her mother, her new bloke seems to have had a bit of a negative effect on her. May be she did me a favour by leaving. <think>

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Yeah, she probably did

I don’t want to sound mean but I really don’t like fat lasses

All sweaty and smelly and stuff, urgh, not good

But some people are into all that which is flabtastic for them

I wasn't into fat lasses either. I did that daft thing that many men do when they aren't thinking straight, I fell in love (and I thought it was wanking that made you blind <doh> ).
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Who cares what they look like if they make you happy? And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....!
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night.

meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night

lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say.


the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme... <thumbsup>
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Hmmm... and I live 1 min away from Spearmint Rhino, the 'Wiggles' nude cabaret and a 'For Your Eyes Only'.....

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