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| AndyW76 | Jul 14 2008, 02:43 PM Post #406 |
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Well, if she is a tad sensitive and you don't want to risk your friendship then keep shtum and close your ears whenever she mentions her weight and may be your eyes if she gets her belly out. Then again, does she really need to lose weight? If she is a big as my ex (19.5 stone) then yes, but if it is just a bit of extra padding then I wouldn't worry about it. |
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| SaveOurSilverstone | Jul 14 2008, 02:47 PM Post #407 |
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get the Mrs to do it.
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| AndyW76 | Jul 14 2008, 03:25 PM Post #408 |
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Besides, I wasn't afraid to say that my ex had put on weight. In fact, last time I saw her, she looked f***ing awful. She never looked that bad when she was with me.
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| everythingoes | Jul 15 2008, 06:39 AM Post #409 |
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They say love is blind ........ ![]()
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| everythingoes | Jul 15 2008, 06:41 AM Post #410 |
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Say nothing. Just duct-tape her mouth. Problem solved
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| Rob | Jul 15 2008, 07:40 AM Post #411 |
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Send a candygram. |
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| Helmet | Jul 15 2008, 07:58 AM Post #412 |
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Take her for a spin in a Suzuki Cappucino. |
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| AndyW76 | Jul 15 2008, 10:32 AM Post #413 |
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Well, it may be a coincidence but, in the same week we broke up, I did get my eyesight back. But seriously, she now looks really frumpy, like a fat version of her mother, her new bloke seems to have had a bit of a negative effect on her. May be she did me a favour by leaving.
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| Norbert | Aug 13 2008, 01:54 PM Post #414 |
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I bet you have more cash in the bank....
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| stradlin24 | Aug 13 2008, 01:59 PM Post #415 |
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But seriously, she now looks really frumpy, like a fat version of her mother, her new bloke seems to have had a bit of a negative effect on her. May be she did me a favour by leaving. ![]() ***************************** Yeah, she probably did I don’t want to sound mean but I really don’t like fat lasses All sweaty and smelly and stuff, urgh, not good But some people are into all that which is flabtastic for them |
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| AndyW76 | Aug 13 2008, 02:36 PM Post #416 |
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Well, funny you should mention that but, yeah, I did, until I discovered the delights of lap dancing clubs. I've had to show a bit of restraint recently because I'm dangerous with a credit card in those places. |
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| AndyW76 | Aug 13 2008, 02:37 PM Post #417 |
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I wasn't into fat lasses either. I did that daft thing that many men do when they aren't thinking straight, I fell in love (and I thought it was wanking that made you blind ).
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| Norbert | Aug 13 2008, 02:39 PM Post #418 |
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Who cares what they look like if they make you happy? And before you ask, no Mrs Norbert isn't a giant bloater that smells of fish....! |
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| SaveOurSilverstone | Aug 13 2008, 02:44 PM Post #419 |
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how much would you spend in the lap dancing club?? i bet its still less than it cost to go out for a night with your bird... and your are definitly going to get something out of it at the end of the night. meal, drinks taxi etc with bird say £80 on a cheap night lap dancers @ £10 a go plus drinks and taxi home £50 say. the result is that lapdancers are an ideal savings scheme...
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| Norbert | Aug 13 2008, 02:49 PM Post #420 |
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Hmmm... and I live 1 min away from Spearmint Rhino, the 'Wiggles' nude cabaret and a 'For Your Eyes Only'.....
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