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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,655 Views)
AndyW76
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The point is, would you like to view women in that state? It can easily be arranged if you are willing. ;)
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It can easily be arranged if you are willing


<yikes> don't know if i should take you up on that offer or run away <roflmao>
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Don't be shy. The lapdancers don't bite..............

..........unless you want them to. <roflmao>
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AndyW76,May 15 2008
01:21 PM
Jim,

I have a problem. I spent a fortune on lapdancing last week. Can you give me some money so I can go again? :D

Well why not go but not get a dance

I have spent many a night just sitting at the bar watching the girls walk about.

Trick is to buy a hipflask or just a empty bottle and fill it with whatever you drink then buy only one drink and top up your drink when the bar staff are not looking.

Thus you can perv all night for the price of a vodka and coke <thumbsup>
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pedal power,May 15 2008
01:40 PM
Jim

can you fix it for me to go to a lap dancing establishment.

the only hiccup is i'm muslim, don't drink and don't tend to view women in that state or manner. <doh>

Easy mate just go and have a fantastic time and the next day ask for forgiveness.

<angel>
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ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
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AndyW76,May 15 2008
01:21 PM
Jim,

I have a problem. I spent a fortune on lapdancing last week. Can you give me some money so I can go again? :D

Well why not go but not get a dance

I have spent many a night just sitting at the bar watching the girls walk about.

Trick is to buy a hipflask or just a empty bottle and fill it with whatever you drink then buy only one drink and top up your drink when the bar staff are not looking.

Thus you can perv all night for the price of a vodka and coke <thumbsup>

Not have a dance? where's the fun in that?

There's nothing better than having a beautiful naked woman writhing all over your.......

Oops, I've said too much. <blush>

<roflmao>
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ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
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pedal power,May 15 2008
01:40 PM
Jim

can you fix it for me to go to a lap dancing establishment.

the only hiccup is i'm muslim, don't drink and don't tend to view women in that state or manner.  <doh>

Easy mate just go and have a fantastic time and the next day ask for forgiveness.

<angel>

It's better to sin and ask for forgiveness than to not live at all. Or something like that.
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AndyW76,May 15 2008
04:16 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
03:06 PM
AndyW76,May 15 2008
01:21 PM
Jim,

I have a problem. I spent a fortune on lapdancing last week. Can you give me some money so I can go again? :D

Well why not go but not get a dance

I have spent many a night just sitting at the bar watching the girls walk about.

Trick is to buy a hipflask or just a empty bottle and fill it with whatever you drink then buy only one drink and top up your drink when the bar staff are not looking.

Thus you can perv all night for the price of a vodka and coke <thumbsup>

Not have a dance? where's the fun in that?

There's nothing better than having a beautiful naked woman writhing all over your.......

Damn right

I was so pissed last night though I didn’t have much of a clue what was going on

Things only got worse when I discovered what was sleeping to next to me in the morning

hopefully i'll never see her again
<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>
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AndyW76,May 15 2008
03:16 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
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AndyW76,May 15 2008
01:21 PM
Jim,

I have a problem. I spent a fortune on lapdancing last week. Can you give me some money so I can go again? :D

Well why not go but not get a dance

I have spent many a night just sitting at the bar watching the girls walk about.

Trick is to buy a hipflask or just a empty bottle and fill it with whatever you drink then buy only one drink and top up your drink when the bar staff are not looking.

Thus you can perv all night for the price of a vodka and coke <thumbsup>

Not have a dance? where's the fun in that?

There's nothing better than having a beautiful naked woman writhing all over your.......

Oops, I've said too much. <blush>

<roflmao>

<roflmao> <roflmao>

But if you act cool and manage to resist it makes the girls try harder.

Either that or you get chucked out <roflmao> <roflmao>
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stradlin23,May 15 2008
03:22 PM
AndyW76,May 15 2008
04:16 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
03:06 PM
AndyW76,May 15 2008
01:21 PM
Jim,

I have a problem. I spent a fortune on lapdancing last week. Can you give me some money so I can go again? :D

Well why not go but not get a dance

I have spent many a night just sitting at the bar watching the girls walk about.

Trick is to buy a hipflask or just a empty bottle and fill it with whatever you drink then buy only one drink and top up your drink when the bar staff are not looking.

Thus you can perv all night for the price of a vodka and coke <thumbsup>

Not have a dance? where's the fun in that?

There's nothing better than having a beautiful naked woman writhing all over your.......

Damn right

I was so pissed last night though I didn’t have much of a clue what was going on

Things only got worse when I discovered what was sleeping to next to me in the morning

hopefully i'll never see her again
<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>

Oh God joint the club <roflmao> <roflmao>

<pissed> Has alot to answer for <whistle>
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ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
03:56 PM
AndyW76,May 15 2008
03:16 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,May 15 2008
03:06 PM
AndyW76,May 15 2008
01:21 PM
Jim,

I have a problem. I spent a fortune on lapdancing last week. Can you give me some money so I can go again? :D

Well why not go but not get a dance

I have spent many a night just sitting at the bar watching the girls walk about.

Trick is to buy a hipflask or just a empty bottle and fill it with whatever you drink then buy only one drink and top up your drink when the bar staff are not looking.

Thus you can perv all night for the price of a vodka and coke <thumbsup>

Not have a dance? where's the fun in that?

There's nothing better than having a beautiful naked woman writhing all over your.......

Oops, I've said too much. <blush>

<roflmao>

<roflmao> <roflmao>

But if you act cool and manage to resist it makes the girls try harder.

Either that or you get chucked out <roflmao> <roflmao>

I find that it is the little coloured pieces of paper in your wallet that makes the girls try harder, more commonly known as cash. <roflmao>
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jim

how do i tell someone they need to lose weight without being nasty and calling them fat?

because i'm usually straight to the point but i might end up getting a slap if i'm too harsh on this one
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Normal procedure is to not bother, because you're buggered on that one no matter what you say!

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stradlin23,Jul 13 2008
09:30 PM
jim

how do i tell someone they need to lose weight without being nasty and calling them fat?

because i'm usually straight to the point but i might end up getting a slap if i'm too harsh on this one

It depends who it is that you are telling. If it is your GF or wife then don't bother because they will probably with draw sexual privilages and make you life hell.

If it is a close mate, you can probably get away with it, but if it is the hard b*st*rd from work, don't even try because you'll probably only regain conciousness a week after the slap they give you.
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gosh no, it isn't Mrs Stradlin, i want to live for a few more years yet and she's slim anyway

It's a close friend of mine but she's really sensitive about everything and i'm not excatly the most subtle person in the world
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