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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,657 Views)
AndyW76
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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AndyW76,Apr 23 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 23 2008
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AndyW76,Apr 23 2008
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everythingoes,Apr 23 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 23 2008
06:19 PM
A model.

But she has a bf

Who is in jail after not appearing in court.

Hmm  <doh>

<roflmao>  <roflmao>

<think> So, you've got about as much time as he got?

Watch yourself with that one. One of my mates went out with a jailbirds ex. As soon as he came out, my mate got dumped and got a threatening phone call for his trouble as well.

Yer i am better drinking at a bar me thinks

She is hot but hey............

Best to just make sure that her BF/ex doesn't find out thats all. Best thing is to take her number and get a pay sa you go number for her to contact you on, at least until you know that the coast is clear.

She texted a bit tipsy last night saying she loved me.

NEXT <roflmao> <roflmao>

Anyone else having relationship problems????

<yikes>

A tad clingy then. Run for the hills before you get an axe welding criminal on your back, assuming that her BF is not a white collar criminal. If that's the case, don't worry, the worst he'll do is throw his stapler at you.
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Anyone else having relationship problems????

yup well a lack of relationship problem now i keep getting s**t on <roflmao>
find me a decent bloke can ya Jimbo? <please>
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Dear Jim

Can you fix it for me, to have all the infidels of the world ditch GMT and adopt Mecca Time.

Oh as an afterthought, any chance you can make magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca.













<sarcasm>
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i keep getting s**t on

<think>

Is that because you date men with incontinence?

You could invest in incopads for those emergency situations.
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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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i keep getting s**t on

<think>

Is that because you date men with incontinence?

You could invest in incopads for those emergency situations.

<doh>
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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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i keep getting s**t on

<think>

Is that because you date men with incontinence?

You could invest in incopads for those emergency situations.

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao> <yikes>
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pedal power,Apr 24 2008
02:47 PM
Dear Jim

Can you fix it for me, to have all the infidels of the world ditch GMT and adopt Mecca Time.

Oh as an afterthought, any chance you can make magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca.













<sarcasm>

Mecca time <think>

Is that a count down from 10 to BOOM???

magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca????

<think>

I may need a map and a ruler for that one <dunce>

Come on guys this is too easy <wtf>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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Anyone else having relationship problems????

yup well a lack of relationship problem now i keep getting s**t on <roflmao>
find me a decent bloke can ya Jimbo? <please>

Now this is hard <roflmao> <roflmao>

Well <think>

Me thinks a night out this Saturday will provide the answer to all your prayers <thumbsup>

And if not go out the following and the following and................... <pissed>
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pedal power,Apr 24 2008
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Dear Jim

Can you fix it for me, to have all the infidels of the world ditch GMT and adopt Mecca Time.

Oh as an afterthought, any chance you can make magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca.













<sarcasm>

Mecca time <think>

Is that a count down from 10 to BOOM???

magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca????

<think>

I may need a map and a ruler for that one <dunce>

Come on guys this is too easy <wtf>

Mecca time? Isn't that a song by Saudi Arabia's answer to MC Hammer?
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Lord Tau,Apr 24 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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AndyW76,Apr 23 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 23 2008
01:24 PM
AndyW76,Apr 23 2008
01:00 PM
everythingoes,Apr 23 2008
12:54 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 23 2008
06:19 PM
A model.

But she has a bf

Who is in jail after not appearing in court.

Hmm  <doh>

<roflmao>  <roflmao>

<think> So, you've got about as much time as he got?

Watch yourself with that one. One of my mates went out with a jailbirds ex. As soon as he came out, my mate got dumped and got a threatening phone call for his trouble as well.

Yer i am better drinking at a bar me thinks

She is hot but hey............

Best to just make sure that her BF/ex doesn't find out thats all. Best thing is to take her number and get a pay sa you go number for her to contact you on, at least until you know that the coast is clear.

She texted a bit tipsy last night saying she loved me.

NEXT <roflmao> <roflmao>

Anyone else having relationship problems????

Does not having had a relationship for 25 years count as a problem?

<think>

No mate as you have saved ALOT of money and your not messed up like the rest of us.

Your time will come mate if i have not put you off for life <doh>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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pedal power,Apr 24 2008
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Dear Jim

Can you fix it for me, to have all the infidels of the world ditch GMT and adopt Mecca Time.

Oh as an afterthought, any chance you can make magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca.













<sarcasm>

Mecca time <think>

Is that a count down from 10 to BOOM???

magentic north lie on the same longitude as Mecca????

<think>

I may need a map and a ruler for that one <dunce>

Come on guys this is too easy <wtf>

Mecca time? Isn't that a song by Saudi Arabia's answer to MC Hammer?

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>

Yer that could be correct but....................

Top selling song of all time for Mecca fans is.......................



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A1IdxurFCcs
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
10:04 AM

Anyone else having relationship problems????

yup well a lack of relationship problem now i keep getting s**t on <roflmao>
find me a decent bloke can ya Jimbo? <please>

Now this is hard <roflmao> <roflmao>

Well <think>

Me thinks a night out this Saturday will provide the answer to all your prayers <thumbsup>

And if not go out the following and the following and................... <pissed>

well i was ment to b out mora night but that got postponed for 2 weeks so i gotta wait !!

i might go insane by then!


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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
10:04 AM

Anyone else having relationship problems????

yup well a lack of relationship problem now i keep getting s**t on <roflmao>
find me a decent bloke can ya Jimbo? <please>

Now this is hard <roflmao> <roflmao>

Well <think>

Me thinks a night out this Saturday will provide the answer to all your prayers <thumbsup>

And if not go out the following and the following and................... <pissed>

well i was ment to b out mora night but that got postponed for 2 weeks so i gotta wait !!

i might go insane by then!

Go out yourself

I do and have a great time <yahoo>

Saying that the voice in my head keeps me company <wtf>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
10:04 AM

Anyone else having relationship problems????

yup well a lack of relationship problem now i keep getting s**t on <roflmao>
find me a decent bloke can ya Jimbo? <please>

Now this is hard <roflmao> <roflmao>

Well <think>

Me thinks a night out this Saturday will provide the answer to all your prayers <thumbsup>

And if not go out the following and the following and................... <pissed>

well i was ment to b out mora night but that got postponed for 2 weeks so i gotta wait !!

i might go insane by then!

Go out yourself

I do and have a great time <yahoo>

Saying that the voice in my head keeps me company <wtf>

i dont wanna b a loner <roflmao>
the voices in my head are evil! always getting me in trouble they is! <devil>
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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
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f1chick,Apr 24 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Apr 24 2008
10:04 AM

Anyone else having relationship problems????

yup well a lack of relationship problem now i keep getting s**t on <roflmao>
find me a decent bloke can ya Jimbo? <please>

Now this is hard <roflmao> <roflmao>

Well <think>

Me thinks a night out this Saturday will provide the answer to all your prayers <thumbsup>

And if not go out the following and the following and................... <pissed>

well i was ment to b out mora night but that got postponed for 2 weeks so i gotta wait !!

i might go insane by then!

Go out yourself

I do and have a great time <yahoo>

Saying that the voice in my head keeps me company <wtf>

i dont wanna b a loner <roflmao>
the voices in my head are evil! always getting me in trouble they is! <devil>

You're not a Tottenham fan are you? They hear voices.

"The year ends in 1, we're going to win the FA cup........."
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