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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,661 Views)
u4coffee
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 14 2008
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everythingoes,Mar 14 2008
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GV Legend,Mar 14 2008
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She was in a teen action series years ago called dark angel. it wasnt very good!

Yes, but she was <thumbsup>

<yikes>

Come on LADS

Everythingoes and i must not be the only ones who think she is <wub>

You say we <pissed> too much <roflmao>

Sin City!
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Yeah, she was pretty hot in that.
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Oh bloo** hell

I bought a new house and i got 2 free parking spaces with it.

I Neighbour started to park his Van and car in one of the spaces so i had a go at him.

I noticed his van was in my space again but i left it and was going to write a note on his van again.

A customer told me he died on Monday

Oh bloo*** hell <sad>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
03:09 PM
Oh bloo** hell

I bought a new house and i got 2 free parking spaces with it.

I Neighbour started to park his Van and car in one of the spaces so i had a go at him.

I noticed his van was in my space again but i left it and was going to write a note on his van again.

A customer told me he died on Monday

Oh bloo*** hell <sad>

:s
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Anyway back to girls <wub>
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A friend of mine worked at a well-known Southern garden centre chain. This bloke was leaning over a load of plants on one of the stands. So my mate shouted at him across the yard "Excuse me Sir, would you mind being a bit more careful with those plants?" at which there wasn't a flinch. After several attempts at polite conversation, while walking over to the bloke, he finally lost his patience, and yelled "Oi! What d'you think you're doing?? You're damaging our flaming stock!!" Inevitably, the bloke didn't respond to any attempt to stir him, and so an ambulance was called, and the paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene.

Apparently, the newly widowed wife was at the garden centre and wasn't particularly concerned by his demise. The bloke had a history of heart complaints, and she commented rather calmly along the lines of "We both knew he was going to go sooner or later, but it's a shame he couldn't have done it in a more convenient place...."

<roflmao>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
03:41 PM
Anyway back to girls <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
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Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

Unless you have a particularly good looking arse.

<think>
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Norbert,Mar 19 2008
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A friend of mine worked at a well-known Southern garden centre chain. This bloke was leaning over a load of plants on one of the stands. So my mate shouted at him across the yard "Excuse me Sir, would you mind being a bit more careful with those plants?" at which there wasn't a flinch. After several attempts at polite conversation, while walking over to the bloke, he finally lost his patience, and yelled "Oi! What d'you think you're doing?? You're damaging our flaming stock!!" Inevitably, the bloke didn't respond to any attempt to stir him, and so an ambulance was called, and the paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene.

Apparently, the newly widowed wife was at the garden centre and wasn't particularly concerned by his demise. The bloke had a history of heart complaints, and she commented rather calmly along the lines of "We both knew he was going to go sooner or later, but it's a shame he couldn't have done it in a more convenient place...."

<roflmao>

<yikes>

Love is sweet <yikes>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
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Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

<roflmao> <roflmao>
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Norbert,Mar 19 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
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Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

Unless you have a particularly good looking arse.

<think>

<yikes>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
03:41 PM
Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

Unless you have a particularly good looking arse.

<think>

<yikes>

Well, for all her faults, my ex thought I had a good arse.
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Norbert,Mar 19 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
03:41 PM
Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

Unless you have a particularly good looking arse.

<think>

<yikes>

Well, for all her faults, my ex thought I had a good arse.

Glad you pointed out GF <roflmao> <roflmao>

















<peek>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
03:41 PM
Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

Unless you have a particularly good looking arse.

<think>

<yikes>

Well, for all her faults, my ex thought I had a good arse.

My ex made me feel like an ass <fu> <pissed>
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
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AndyW76,Mar 19 2008
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ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 19 2008
03:41 PM
Anyway back to girls  <wub>

I've always found having your front towards girls gets better results....

<devil>

Unless you have a particularly good looking arse.

<think>

<yikes>

Well, for all her faults, my ex thought I had a good arse.

My ex made me feel like an ass <fu> <pissed>

<think>

well, exs always do, especially when they mug you for more than they deserve.
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