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ELUSIVE JIM'S PROBLEM PAGE; Got a problem? - Let Jim Fix It
Topic Started: Jan 21 2008, 12:16 PM (14,664 Views)
ELUSIVEJIM
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
04:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

<yikes> <peek>
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
04:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

I know where you are coming from LT, you have my sympathies.
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if you want to live your life in peace, then it is better to be alone :)
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mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:26 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(

Oh, I believe in things. Just not this bollocks about how you find it when you least expect it. I've not really been looking for it, and yet I'm still the same sad, lonely old bastard whom nobody loves.
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:29 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:26 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(

Oh, I believe in things. Just not this bollocks about how you find it when you least expect it. I've not really been looking for it, and yet I'm still the same sad, lonely old bastard whom nobody loves.

No <hug> <hug>

old bastard? donīt think so :)
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mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:34 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:29 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:26 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(

Oh, I believe in things. Just not this bollocks about how you find it when you least expect it. I've not really been looking for it, and yet I'm still the same sad, lonely old bastard whom nobody loves.

No <hug> <hug>

old bastard? donīt think so :)

Thanks MC :) <hug>

Maybe I'm not old. But you get the general idea, nonetheless.
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
05:40 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:34 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:29 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:26 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(

Oh, I believe in things. Just not this bollocks about how you find it when you least expect it. I've not really been looking for it, and yet I'm still the same sad, lonely old bastard whom nobody loves.

No <hug> <hug>

old bastard? donīt think so :)

Thanks MC :) <hug>

Maybe I'm not old. But you get the general idea, nonetheless.

i can feel a group hug comming on.... <yikes> <yikes>
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mindcutie
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:40 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:34 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:29 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:26 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(

Oh, I believe in things. Just not this bollocks about how you find it when you least expect it. I've not really been looking for it, and yet I'm still the same sad, lonely old bastard whom nobody loves.

No <hug> <hug>

old bastard? donīt think so :)

Thanks MC :) <hug>

Maybe I'm not old. But you get the general idea, nonetheless.

Are you afraid of women? :)
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Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
04:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

Well, by my record, you only have another 16 months to go....

;)
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Lord Tau
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mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:52 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:40 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:34 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:29 PM
mindcutie,Mar 12 2008
04:26 PM
Lord Tau,Mar 12 2008
07:21 PM
ELUSIVEJIM,Mar 12 2008
03:25 PM
Its when you least expect it a girl comes into your life.

Bah! That's what everyone says. And I for one don't subscribe to that theory.

Anyway, being single for 25 1/2 years really sucks.

But surprises happen when you donīt expect them :)

I donīt know Tau, I donīt believe in anything anymore :(

Oh, I believe in things. Just not this bollocks about how you find it when you least expect it. I've not really been looking for it, and yet I'm still the same sad, lonely old bastard whom nobody loves.

No <hug> <hug>

old bastard? donīt think so :)

Thanks MC :) <hug>

Maybe I'm not old. But you get the general idea, nonetheless.

Are you afraid of women? :)

No, they just don't like me.
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Red Andy
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Dear Tau,

No woman is going to like you if you're a sad, miserable old bastard (well, maybe not old but you get the general idea ;)). Do what I did - find the girl first, THEN become a miserable bastard!

Reassuringly yours,
Andy
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Lord Tau
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Red Andy,Mar 12 2008
07:51 PM
Dear Tau,

No woman is going to like you if you're a sad, miserable old bastard (well, maybe not old but you get the general idea ;)). Do what I did - find the girl first, THEN become a miserable bastard!

Reassuringly yours,
Andy

So that's where I've been going wrong! I've got this whole thing back to front!! <roflmao>
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rickyclean
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Blimey! This section is back!!

Now Jim can you fix it so that we have a large quantity of good looking ladies to frequent this section please?

Thanks

RC
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rickyclean
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Dear Jim,

Can you fix it for me to have a date with Jessica Alba...... It's not that I think she's good looking or anything, but gather she has a truly wonderful set of assets..... Her brains <angel>
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