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When veg isnt veg
Topic Started: Dec 7 2007, 02:34 PM (227 Views)
Paul_Murtagh
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7132628.stm

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A sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months.
Driving instructor Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three female learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002.

A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults.

Cooney, of Marske-by-the-Sea near Redcar, told the court the carrot incident was a "practical joke".

The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection.

He then took her hand and made her touch the vegetable before showing her the carrot, the court heard.

He denied placing her hand on his groin, but admitted hiding the vegetable in his pocket.


<blush>
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errrmmm.....ok then!
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wickedwitch
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That's ages old. I read that in the Middlesbrough Evening Gazette about a month back.

Personally, I'd have poked him in the eye with the carrot and changed drving instructors.
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wickedwitch,Dec 7 2007
09:42 PM
That's ages old. I read that in the Middlesbrough Evening Gazette about a month back.

Personally, I'd have poked him in the eye with the carrot and changed drving instructors.

And just how was you going to get your hands on his carrot when it was tucked in his trousers?
<nono> <roflmao>
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Lex
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you could have just bent the carrot in two until it snapped...

<yikes> oops! Wrong carrot

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Steelstallions,Dec 8 2007
12:55 AM
wickedwitch,Dec 7 2007
09:42 PM
That's ages old.  I read that in the Middlesbrough Evening Gazette about a month back.

Personally, I'd have poked him in the eye with the carrot and changed drving instructors.

And just how was you going to get your hands on his carrot when it was tucked in his trousers?
<nono> <roflmao>

by magic of course! <devil>
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wickedwitch,Dec 8 2007
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Steelstallions,Dec 8 2007
12:55 AM
wickedwitch,Dec 7 2007
09:42 PM
That's ages old.  I read that in the Middlesbrough Evening Gazette about a month back.

Personally, I'd have poked him in the eye with the carrot and changed drving instructors.

And just how was you going to get your hands on his carrot when it was tucked in his trousers?
<nono> <roflmao>

by magic of course! <devil>

Posted ImageWicked Witch can do WHAT!!

ooooohhhhhhhhhh MATRON <roflmao>

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Paul_Murtagh,Dec 7 2007
02:34 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7132628.stm

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A sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months.
Driving instructor Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three female learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002.

A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults.

Cooney, of Marske-by-the-Sea near Redcar, told the court the carrot incident was a "practical joke".

The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection.

He then took her hand and made her touch the vegetable before showing her the carrot, the court heard.

He denied placing her hand on his groin, but admitted hiding the vegetable in his pocket.


<blush>

Is that a confession Paul? <roflmao>
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AndyW76,Dec 11 2007
07:23 PM
Paul_Murtagh,Dec 7 2007
02:34 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7132628.stm

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A sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months.
Driving instructor Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three female learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002.

A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults.

Cooney, of Marske-by-the-Sea near Redcar, told the court the carrot incident was a "practical joke".

The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection.

He then took her hand and made her touch the vegetable before showing her the carrot, the court heard.

He denied placing her hand on his groin, but admitted hiding the vegetable in his pocket.


<blush>

Is that a confession Paul? <roflmao>

<roflmao> My cover story has been foiled!
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