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How to make an ass of yourself on the; Queens hi-way
Topic Started: May 17 2007, 02:59 PM (930 Views)
Norbert
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"Now Cherie, hold still while we apply your lipstick and blusher..."
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Norbert,May 19 2007
08:57 AM
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"Now Cherie, hold still while we apply your lipstick and blusher..."

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The Saint,May 17 2007
08:08 PM
I got pulled for speeding and used the excuse that "I was being pursued by some guys who I thought were going to beat me up!" I had to totally belittle myself and lose my dignity and that didn’t work either......

All you have to do to beat the speed rap is to manage Manchester Utd and tell the law you needed a crap!

That simple!

Or keep a very good eye on your rear view mirror, pass a cop at 70 in a 40, and by the time he's managed to catch up, you're already parked in a layby waiting for him!

He didn't actually clock me, he was waiting in a queu of traffic and boy, was I lucky...got off with a knowing grin and a telling off. <angel> <angel> <angel>
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