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How to make an ass of yourself on the; Queens hi-way
Topic Started: May 17 2007, 02:59 PM (932 Views)
flood1
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I was refering to your post Saint. And the asshole comment had nothing to do with you. It was generic (geriatric?). I'm still insulted by being referred to as an old F*CK. But, thanks for your humility.
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The Saint
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Well the sad old thing was generic too.....

But I stand by what I said, there are things you do when youre a student that you just wouldnt do as a 40 something guy, and in that list I am sure there is something about driving bright yellow Ford Mustangs with black stripes and the plate "RACE ME".

I took my earings out about 10 years ago, they look stupid on older guys......
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flood1
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Fair enough, I do agree about the "Race Me" plate. That is obnoxious at any age. Are you an Old F**K?
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Im an older f--K yeah....

Listen Flood, I dont even consider your MX-8 as a sad old man machine anyway.

I was talking about a BRIGHT YELLOW CAR WITH BLACK STRIPES!

I would happily drive a mustang GT, but not YELLOW WITH BLACK STIPES.

Its not so much the car, but the color and the look.

I have considered a few cars in the MX8 class....the Nissan 350Z (a favorite to raplace the Honda in two years), the Mustang GT, the Audi TT, the Mitsubishi Eclipse (I love the new one) and several others.....but none of them would be BRIGHT YELLOW WITH BLACK STRIPES....

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flood1
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I hate yellow cars. I went to LeMans in 2000 and watched the millenium yellow corvettes roar around the track. But, the color was horrible. I also understand the mid-life (mid-wife) crisis thing. My mid-life crisis included selling my stake in a company ($$$$$$$) and getting a second degree in History (useless, but interesting) and taking a teaching job.

But, my wife of 27 years likes me again, as I now have time to mow the lawn. <flirt>
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You hate yellow cars because you’re not 19!
So in fact you do agree with me that there are some things you need to let go of after 30 – like earrings, yellow cars (with black stripes) and ponytails (I am ashamed to say I had one of those back in the 80’s too.)

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Norbert
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Well, every pony's tail has an asshole under it.

<roflmao>

Before the inevitable comment from the inevitable person, the answer is yes.
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Norbert,May 18 2007
06:32 PM
Well, every pony's tail has an asshole under it.

<roflmao>

Before the inevitable comment from the inevitable person, the answer is yes.

The question (comment) being - do you have one then Norbert!

<roflmao>
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Norbert,May 18 2007
07:32 PM
Well, every pony's tail has an asshole under it.

<roflmao>

Before the inevitable comment from the inevitable person, the answer is yes.

Hey Guys, in the spirit of full disclosure, my hair hangs down to the middle of my back. Tails are a necessary evil in order to avoid rotating equipment and all of the things that mom warned us about.

But, unlike many of my friends, I have hair. I could shave myself bald like them, but they can't have hair like this.

Why do I do it? I wore the corporate uniform for 27 years. Now I don't. So, I can do what I want. And, I do.
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Norbert
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About the same as me then. The only difference being that three years ago it was down to my hip and I cut it back to my shoulder. However, being a hairy, scruffy git comes with the job, I'm a computer geek....!

<roflmao>
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Norbert,May 18 2007
06:45 PM
About the same as me then. The only difference being that three years ago it was down to my hip and I cut it back to my shoulder. However, being a hairy, scruffy git comes with the job, I'm a computer geek....!

<roflmao>

I guess we know what you look like now then eh Norbert.....

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Not that is not only funny right there.....

Thats fking funny right there!!!

<roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>
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flood1
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I think what's funny about this post, or rather odd, is that you have these pictures so readily available. Perhap you have access to an extensive portfilio of pictures that most people would find embarassing to posses, much less display in public.

Please, refrain from sharing with us other examples of this type. While I find the implied humor somewhat interesting, I question the .......... Well, never mind.

You are entertaining yourself at the expense of other people. I'm sure you find this funny, but it is humiliating and hurtfull. It is not amusing. I will not participate further.

I'm not speaking for Norbert, but only for myself.
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The Saint
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woah boy (woah (pun (lol)))

Please don’t try your psychobabble on me mate, Norbert has a long history of insulting me and I him. It's just the way it is. If your concerns were genuine you could have whined ((or should that be whinnied (my god Im so funeeeeee)) to me in a PM, but it is obvious you enjoy the public arenas more......more witness's to your upstanding self eh?

If you want to be a Prima Donna Flood, do it in conversations that don’t involve you.

As for my image library...just go to GOOGLE enter HORSES ASS and click on the images tab!

It doesn’t take a genius to figure where the images come from, but it does take an idiot to accept your implications that I posses a collection of horse porn!!!!

You need a stable (lol) attitude to be able to frequent forums, i suggest you take your life by the reins (muwah).

Horse porn……my God, it cracks me up!

If it comes across that I am only taking your post half seriously, you’d be right.
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flood1
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Thank god (or allah, or insert your own diety here) you didn't take me seriously. Your reply, that has got to be the absolutly best use of horsy terms that I have ever seen. I think that you know know that I'm full of horseshit, and you've seen through my ponyness to the real me.

I tried to be the typical bible belt imposter and to show my indignation, butt I only showed my horses ass. I will try to rein myself in and not be too much of a whinnied ass in the future. I promise to be more stable from this point on.

Yours Truly,

Mister Ed

Note: In all seriousness, execellent reply. Twice today we pumped each other and I think you came out on top. But, I had fun. Didn't mean any harm, and I know you didn't either. And, no harm done. Peace!
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flood1,May 19 2007
05:54 AM
Twice today we pumped each other and I think you came out on top.

That's *waaaay* too much information!!!
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