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| Donald Trump has made me a better person | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 22 2018, 09:30 AM (1,535 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2018, 09:30 AM Post #1 |
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Cheers
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Donald Trump has made me a better person. Whenever I’m about to do something that I fear might not be a great idea, I ask myself ‘would Donald Trump do this?’ And if the answer is yes, I don’t do it. He’s like the dark-matter Jesus. This has helped me mostly behind the wheel. I’m now far more likely to let someone else in, give the other guy the parking space, or ignore some guy who might have caused me to honk and flip him off in the past. But I realize the approach is generalizable to just about any kind of human interaction. Thinking of cheating on your wife? Bullying someone? Pinching some chick’s ass? Making fun of a disabled kid? Just ask yourself, “WWTD?” |
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| Larry | Apr 22 2018, 09:34 AM Post #2 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Yes, most liberals do the exact opposite of what Trump does. That's how the democrat party got this country so messed up in the first place - they do the exact opposite of what works. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2018, 09:37 AM Post #3 |
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This only works in situations with ethical content. I don’t suggest starving yourself because Trump eats when hungry. |
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| Jolly | Apr 22 2018, 09:39 AM Post #4 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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I dunno, makes about as much sense. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Mark | Apr 22 2018, 09:40 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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He makes most people better, just by comparison. ![]() I said MOST! Do be going all Trumpflake on me now.
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Klaus | Apr 22 2018, 10:14 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Better get rid of your Bösie.
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2018, 10:21 AM Post #7 |
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Cheers
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Even his piano is tiny. |
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| Mark | Apr 22 2018, 10:28 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Jolly | Apr 22 2018, 10:47 AM Post #9 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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I find it hard to believe you looked at the piano. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Horace | Apr 22 2018, 11:18 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Those seem real. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 22 2018, 11:31 AM Post #11 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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MJGA. Not sure about the again part, but still... |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2018, 12:27 PM Post #12 |
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Cheers
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Lol |
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| Luke's Dad | Apr 22 2018, 12:56 PM Post #13 |
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Emperor Pengin
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That's a Samick Wurlitzer. Look at the top of the legs. Cheap ass son of a bitch. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2018, 12:58 PM Post #14 |
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Cheers
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And he still probably stiffed the dealer. |
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| Luke's Dad | Apr 22 2018, 01:12 PM Post #15 |
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Emperor Pengin
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I'm wondering if it is from the pianos he stiffed Freehold on. They were a Baldwin dealer back then, and sold Wurlitzer... |
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| Klaus | Apr 22 2018, 01:44 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think that photo pretty much sums up everything there is to know about Trump. Every detail of it fits. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| George K | Apr 22 2018, 02:10 PM Post #17 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| George K | Apr 22 2018, 02:10 PM Post #18 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Jolly | Apr 22 2018, 02:58 PM Post #19 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Well, you could always have this guy as your fearless leader... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPPizhP9q2o |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| George K | Apr 22 2018, 03:05 PM Post #20 |
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Finally
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Also, someone had to. AMIRITE?
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2018, 03:09 PM Post #21 |
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Cheers
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| Davis | Apr 22 2018, 03:09 PM Post #22 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Many of the things he did which are problematic he actually did as a democrat.
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| Larry | Apr 22 2018, 03:12 PM Post #23 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A very rich old man had 3 sons - a 24 year old, a 20 year old, and a 6 year old. He decided to give them each a gift. He asked the 24 year old what he wanted more than anything. The boy said "Well dad, I've always loved cars." So his dad bought him General Motors. He asked the 20 year old what he wanted more than anything. The boy said "Well dad, I've always loved airplanes." So he bought him Delta Airlines. He asked the 6 year old what he wanted more than anything. The boy said "Well daddy, I've always wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit." So the old man bought him the Wurlitzer Piano Company.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Steve Miller | Apr 22 2018, 09:29 PM Post #24 |
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Bull-Carp
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I’m trying to imagine Barbara Bush in a similar pose. Naw... |
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Wag more Bark less | |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 23 2018, 11:35 AM Post #25 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Everyone's got their kink -- thanks for sharing yours... |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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