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I usually carry a gun in church...
Topic Started: Mar 2 2018, 06:49 PM (377 Views)
Jolly
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But this pegs out the weirdometer...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43231638
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Don't f**k with THOSE bitter clingers. :lol2:
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Copper
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My understanding is that some churches don't do that.

The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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Jolly
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Copper
Mar 2 2018, 07:11 PM
My understanding is that some churches don't do that.

Most don't.

Not completely sure about the Catholics... :silly:
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Klaus
Mar 3 2018, 01:29 AM
George??
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Mar 3 2018, 01:29 AM
George??
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Actually, when I saw that article last night, I thought, "Gee, that *does* look like me, doesn't it?"

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Jolly
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Nah, you don't have a gun....
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Jolly
Mar 2 2018, 07:23 PM
Copper
Mar 2 2018, 07:11 PM
My understanding is that some churches don't do that.

Most don't.

Not completely sure about the Catholics... :silly:

I wouldn't be surprised if you could get your guns blessed in a Catholic church. Although it is probably not a regularly scheduled event.

There was a priest here who used to bless motorcycles.

The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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Jolly
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Copper
Mar 3 2018, 07:58 AM
Jolly
Mar 2 2018, 07:23 PM
Copper
Mar 2 2018, 07:11 PM
My understanding is that some churches don't do that.

Most don't.

Not completely sure about the Catholics... :silly:

I wouldn't be surprised if you could get your guns blessed in a Catholic church. Although it is probably not a regularly scheduled event.

There was a priest here who used to bless motorcycles.

You can get them blessed. Even get them done in a Baptist church down here. It's usually billed as a Blessing of the Hunt, etc. We've also got pet blessings and all other kinds of stuff...
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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Bless their hearts.
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Larry
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Hey John Galt! How about pointing out to the nitwits over at WTF that this isn't a Christian church, or Jewish either for that matter. It's the Moonies. Don't judge churches by anything the Moonies do, everyone knows they're not Christian, and they're crazy.
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Jolly
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Larry
Mar 3 2018, 02:52 PM
Hey John Galt! How about pointing out to the nitwits over at WTF that this isn't a Christian church, or Jewish either for that matter. It's the Moonies. Don't judge churches by anything the Moonies do, everyone knows they're not Christian, and they're crazy.
Have we triggered someone over there?
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Larry
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Oh, they just couldn't pass up the opportunity to express their disdain for churches..
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Jolly
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Larry
Mar 3 2018, 03:11 PM
Oh, they just couldn't pass up the opportunity to express their disdain for churches..
Ah yes...Religion is the opium of the masses or some such bullshiite.

I swear, some of those folks were weaned on pickle juice...
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Some of them are just bat sh!t crazy.
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Larry
Mar 3 2018, 02:52 PM
... this isn't a Christian church, or Jewish either for that matter. It's the Moonies.
In their own minds, they are a Christian Church.

http://sanctuary-pa.org/

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Our pastor, Rev. Hyung Jin Moon, and his wife Rev. Yeon Ah Lee Moon, are the appointed heir/successor couple carrying on the providential work of his father, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, whose encounter with Jesus at age 15 led to his six decade worldwide ministry to fulfill Christ's mission, based on his Biblically based teachings, the Divine Principle.
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Mar 3 2018, 07:44 PM
Larry
Mar 3 2018, 02:52 PM
... this isn't a Christian church, or Jewish either for that matter. It's the Moonies.
In their own minds, they are a Christian Church.

http://sanctuary-pa.org/

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Our pastor, Rev. Hyung Jin Moon, and his wife Rev. Yeon Ah Lee Moon, are the appointed heir/successor couple carrying on the providential work of his father, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, whose encounter with Jesus at age 15 led to his six decade worldwide ministry to fulfill Christ's mission, based on his Biblically based teachings, the Divine Principle.
Just for clarification this branch of the Moonies is not recognized by the Moonies. So it’s not clear who exactly they represent other than themselves.
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Just because they think they are doesn't mean they are. They believe that rev. Moon is Christ. There is nothing bible based about them.
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Larry
Mar 3 2018, 08:02 PM
They believe that rev. Moon is Christ.[
They believe “Rev. Moon met Jesus Christ,” not “Rev. Moon is Jesus Christ.”
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Axtremus
Mar 3 2018, 08:15 PM
Larry
Mar 3 2018, 08:02 PM
They believe that rev. Moon is Christ.[
They believe “Rev. Moon met Jesus Christ,” not “Rev. Moon is Jesus Christ.”
Sorry, but you are uninformed.

Moon claimed to be the Messiah, Jesus's brother, sent to finish the messianic work that Jesus failed to accomplish.

Jesus doesn't have a brother. The bible says he was the only begotten son.
Jesus finished his messianic work.

Every cult out there attempts to legitimize it's existence by doing two things:
1. Claim association with an established religion
2. Redefine scripture to claim their leader is the real leader of that established religion.

The unification church is a cult. There is nothing Christian about the religion.
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Larry
Mar 3 2018, 08:25 PM
Axtremus
Mar 3 2018, 08:15 PM
Larry
Mar 3 2018, 08:02 PM
They believe that rev. Moon is Christ.[
They believe “Rev. Moon met Jesus Christ,” not “Rev. Moon is Jesus Christ.”
Sorry, but you are uninformed.

Moon claimed to be the Messiah, Jesus's brother, sent to finish the messianic work that Jesus failed to accomplish.
Nope, you are wrong in that Moon never claims to be Jesus Christ's brother.

And note you have just contradicted yourself ... earlier you said the Moonies believe that "Rev. Moon is Jesus," now you're saying "Rev. Moon is Jesus' brother."
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Larry
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What the hell would you know about any of this anyway..

No, I'm NOT wrong, you pinhead. Google it instead of sitting there being stupid.
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Larry
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And I didn't contradict myself. Moon's story changed over time, specifically when his cult tried to get established in the US and people weren't stupid enough to buy his "I am jesus" claim. He then claimed to be the Messiah, and most people didn't fall for that either, because saying you're the Messiah is the same as saying you're Jesus. So he changed it again, claiming to be Jesus's brother, come to finish the job of messiah.

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Riley
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How can this be a cult, if Mormonism is not?
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