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Dad Tweets Conversations With His Daughters
Topic Started: Dec 6 2017, 03:42 PM (72 Views)
Catseye3
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Senior Carp
3-Year-Old: You got lots of letters from your friends.

Me: They're bills. They want money.

3-Year-Old: You need better friends.
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Me: Harry Potter uses magic to fix his glasses.

6-Year-Old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?

Me: *Questions everything I know.*
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3-Year-Old: Can we have a birthday cake?

Me: It's not your birthday.

3-Year-Old: The cake won't know.
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4-Year-Old: Can I have candy?

Me: What did your mother say?

4-Year-Old: No.

Me: So why would I let you?

4-Year-Old: She's not the boss of you.

Trapped.
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Me: Can you come over here, Princess?

5-Year-Old: Dad! I'm too old to be a princess!

Me: What should I call you?

5-Year-Old: The queen.
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My 6-year-old wants to be a doctor so she can help sick people.

My 4-year-old wants to be a porcupine so she can stab people with her butt.
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"If you don't risk anything, you risk even more." -- Erica Jong
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Those are priceless.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Me: Harry Potter uses magic to fix his glasses.

6-Year-Old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?
Because the glasses are part of Harry Potter's fashion statement.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
:lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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brenda
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..............
Cats, those are wonderful! :lol:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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