| Welcome to The New Coffee Room. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| By most, I am a patient man. | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 25 2017, 08:10 AM (123 Views) | |
| Jolly | Sep 25 2017, 08:10 AM Post #1 |
![]()
Geaux Tigers!
|
But by God, I've had enough. I've planted my fall snap beans three times. And the devil deer have nipped them off. Killed and ate them in the early stages of their plant life. I've tried coyote pee, cinnamon & allspice and dial soap, along with my usual scare-crow made from an IV pole and hanging aluminum pie pans. I thought they'd finally had enough, as they haven't tracked through the garden in a couple of weeks. Last night about 2AM, I heard Emmy Lou sound off in the pen, but I figured it was just the odd possum or passing-through taco dog. Nope, it was the damned devil deer. They have returned. I am now tired of non-violent intervention. I'm going to get Spot out of the cabinet, load up some 3" #1 buck in Bessie, and I'm going to kill me an ungulate. I'm going to mow him down and I'm going to grin as I skin him, gut him and throw the meat in the ice chest. Then I'm going to take what's left of the carcass and hang it in a tree about six feet off the ground and dump the guts in the closest deer trail. C'mere deer...
|
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
![]() |
|
| Friday | Sep 25 2017, 08:23 AM Post #2 |
|
Senior Carp
|
I'm with you Jolly. That's exactly how I feel about the cats that have been stomping all over the drought tolerant plants I have been trying to grow the last 5 months. Unfortunately, I can't sic Spot and Bessie on them. |
![]() |
|
| Nobody's Sock | Sep 25 2017, 08:29 AM Post #3 |
![]()
Fulla-Carp
|
are you sure it's just one devil? |
| "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." | |
![]() |
|
| Jolly | Sep 25 2017, 08:40 AM Post #4 |
![]()
Geaux Tigers!
|
Nah, at least three. That's over 100 pounds of venison, boned out. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
![]() |
|
| Nobody's Sock | Sep 25 2017, 09:22 AM Post #5 |
![]()
Fulla-Carp
|
better than any old snap beans anyday! Edited by Nobody's Sock, Sep 25 2017, 09:23 AM.
|
| "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." | |
![]() |
|
| Improviso | Sep 25 2017, 11:18 AM Post #6 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
Some deer just need killin'...
|
|
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
![]() |
|
| jon-nyc | Sep 25 2017, 11:24 AM Post #7 |
|
Cheers
|
When you're done there, come up here. You can bag a couple of eight pointers from my dining room. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
![]() |
|
| Jolly | Sep 25 2017, 12:45 PM Post #8 |
![]()
Geaux Tigers!
|
'Choot 'em!
|
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
![]() |
|
| « Previous Topic · The New Coffee Room · Next Topic » |








11:15 AM Jul 11