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Ruin a book title with one letter
Topic Started: Sep 1 2017, 08:35 AM (544 Views)
Catseye3
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A Farewell to Farms

Hype of Heaven

What Makes Sammy Fun?

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Of Lice and Men
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Given the way acetaminophen and alcohol donít mix, I havenít kept a bottle of Tylenol anywhere in the house for years.
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Has "The Audacity of Nope" come up yet?
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Axtremus
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The Sound and the Furry
Tender Is The Thigh
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Lord of the Fleas
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The Skilling Fields
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Ender's Blame (Not too far off of the theme of the book, actually)
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Axtremus
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The [BCDFPTW]Art of War[tdrnrsrx]

(Any title with the word "Art" may be ruined by prepending B, C, D, F, P, T, or W to that word, with the letter F typically having the highest toilet humor potential.)
(Any title with the word "War" may be ruined by appending t or d to that word, or substitute the letter r with n, s, or x.)

The [BCDFPTW]Art of the [Beal|Dead|Dell|Feal|Peal|Seal|Teal]

Infinite [JBJPJZ]est

Tou[gc]h Choices

B[iaie]g [Bong|Bing|Pang]

The House of the [DBL]ead

Vanity [FH]air

The B[oa]ld and the Beautiful

Heck, I'll parameterize all that too:

* [BCDFPTW]Art *
* War[tdrnrsrx] *
* B[iaie]g *
* [BP]ang *
* B[ao]ng *
* [DBL]ead *
* [FH]air
* B[oa]ld *
...

May be even more efficient by ruining specific words that most frequently appear in book titles (e.g., https://www.tor.com/2011/03/11/best-of-the-decade-data-common-words-in-titles/ ) .

So how am I doing taking the fun out of this exercise?
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Horace
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Axtremus
Sep 2 2017, 05:21 AM
The [BCDFPTW]Art of War[tdrnrsrx]

(Any title with the word "Art" may be ruined by prepending B, C, D, F, P, T, or W to that word, with the letter F typically having the highest toilet humor potential.)
(Any title with the word "War" may be ruined by appending t or d to that word, or substitute the letter r with n, s, or x.)

The [BCDFPTW]Art of the [Beal|Dead|Dell|Feal|Peal|Seal|Teal]

Infinite [JBJPJZ]est

Tou[gc]h Choices

B[iaie]g [Bong|Bing|Pang]

The House of the [DBL]ead

Vanity [FH]air

The B[oa]ld and the Beautiful

Heck, I'll parameterize all that too:

* [BCDFPTW]Art *
* War[tdrnrsrx] *
* B[iaie]g *
* [BP]ang *
* B[ao]ng *
* [DBL]ead *
* [FH]air
* B[oa]ld *
...

May be even more efficient by ruining specific words that most frequently appear in book titles (e.g., https://www.tor.com/2011/03/11/best-of-the-decade-data-common-words-in-titles/ ) .

So how am I doing taking the fun out of this exercise?
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As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Mikhailoh
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You are consistent, Ax, I'll give you that.

I would never imagine anyone would turn it into psuedocode. :lol2:
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Horace
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50 shades of gay
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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