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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 31 2017, 03:24 PM (146 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 31 2017, 03:24 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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Get rid of the vermin. (one of my partners used to call them "flying rats")
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Copper | Aug 31 2017, 03:32 PM Post #2 |
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Shortstop
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Canada geese make a mess out of the ball fields. Fry 'em. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 31 2017, 03:35 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Win win! Around here people stop in the middle of four lane highways to let them cross unmolested. I advance on them aggressively, honking the horn to beat all hell. Roast goose is fine. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Aug 31 2017, 06:24 PM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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Wish my town would do this. |
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| George K | Sep 1 2017, 04:30 AM Post #5 |
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Finally
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Canada goose season is the 1st two weeks of September in Illinois. Gotta get me a gun... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Jolly | Sep 1 2017, 04:52 AM Post #6 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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It is illegal to creep geese. Not saying that I would ever do such a thing, but have you ever tried to give away a pickup truck load of dead geese? |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Mikhailoh | Sep 1 2017, 04:55 AM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Can't say that I have. Seems like a dump bed would come in handy. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Sep 1 2017, 07:35 AM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Geese are fvcking MEAN, too! Bloody nuisance. I hate birds. Pigeons, mockingbirds, blue jays... The only birds I like are crows, blackbirds, and ravens. Kill 'em all! |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Jolly | Sep 1 2017, 07:36 AM Post #9 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Folks down here looked on game laws for a long time as mere suggestions (some still do). Geese will congregate in rice fields. Get three or four guys together, pull the plugs out of your shotguns, creep up to the field's levee and everybody shoot at one time. Not unusual to kill forty or more that way. But if you want a bunch of ducks, you raft them. Float up on a raft (flock) of ducks at night, when they are all gathered up together and shoot them on the water before they can get up. That's how you market hunt. Knew one old cajun that had a home-made cannon tied on a skiff. It was a muzzleloader made from schedule 80 pipe, wrapped in piano wire. They'd load it up with black powder and used whatever they could find for shot - nails, broken up bits of cast iron, whatever. Point the boat towards what you wanted to hit and touch 'er off. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Frank_W | Sep 1 2017, 07:40 AM Post #10 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Holy hell! That must have been LOUD!! In Tennessee, the coyotes were getting bolder, and kept encroaching on my land. Once I heard them howling in the side yard, not ten feet from my house, I went back in the house and got the .410. I aimed it up in the air, over a 100-acre horse pasture where the coyotes normally stayed, and fired. Only a .410, but the thing sounds like a cannon! Never had any problem with coyotes getting close to the house again. LOL |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Sidney | Sep 1 2017, 08:12 AM Post #11 |
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Junior Carp
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| Frank_W | Sep 1 2017, 08:49 AM Post #12 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Okay, okay: I like hawks and owls, too. Better?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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