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A New(ish) Purity Score
Topic Started: Aug 30 2017, 02:49 PM (440 Views)
Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
$150
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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
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Frank_W
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Sep 1 2017, 08:07 AM
Also, ZOMGWTFHI, FRANK!
Hi! Hi! :wave: Howzit? :)
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Eh, :shrug: It's definitely a day in the week.

How're things with you?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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Excellent! I'm in school to be a CST. (Certified Surgical Tech) :) I'll be graduating in September, 2018.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Aqua Letifer
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Cool, man! Sounds interesting!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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I'm having a good time... It's a highly condensed course, and this first semester has been grueling. I have four weeks left in this semester. So far, I have straight A's. :)

Anatomy & Physiology is my favorite class. The professor is about my same age, and has the same twisted sense of humor. He was giving a lecture on the integumentary system, and said, "The human body has about twenty square meters of skin." I said, in what I thought was a quiet voice, "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" The room got quiet, and I saw a dozen faces all looking vaguely horrified. Meanwhile, the professor is laughing his ass off.

Friday, as we were getting ready to leave, he asked, "So, what are your plans for the long weekend, Frank?"
I said, "Well, I need to stop by the lab and pick up a big box of exam gloves."
He said, "A whole box?"
Looking down, gathering my things, I said, "Yeah... I'm entertaining friends."

I glanced over to see him just shaking with silent laughter.

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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
How many points does one get for making someone strip naked, then putting his belt around his waist and running him up a flag pole?.....
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