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Hey, Bach!; The Ten Commandments of Surgery
Topic Started: Jul 15 2017, 03:19 AM (72 Views)
George K
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Finally
http://www.surgicalsojourner.com/the-ten-commandments-of-surgery/#sthash.n842tn9d.oXksffxx.dpbs

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I. Thou shall not hurry up and wait.

II. Thou shall not interrupt the count.

III. Honor thy circulator and surgical technologist, so that thy case may be smooth and turnovers swift.

IV. Remember The Timeout, keep it holy.

V. For residents/students: Thou shall pull thy OWN gloves.

VI. Thou shall not bear false witness of ’emergency’ to bump other cases.

VII.Thou shall not covet thy neighbors’s headlight, thy neighbor ‘s stools, nor thy neighbor’s lead or anything of thy neighbors.

VIII. Thou shall not commit gross contamination.

IX. Thou will work with what we got and thou will like it.

X. Thou shall not blame anyone but anesthesia for anything.
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- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

“IThe Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.” - PJ O'Rourke
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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
Oy how true
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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George K
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bachophile
Jul 15 2017, 04:02 AM
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X. Thou shall not blame anyone but anesthesia for anything.
Oy how true
:veryangry: :veryangry: :veryangry:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

“IThe Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.” - PJ O'Rourke
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Relax, George. You're retired. They cannot hurt you anymore.
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