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HORACE'S SECRET HIDEOUT KEEP OUT
Topic Started: May 19 2017, 05:46 PM (1,242 Views)
Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
I bought a top.

It is beautiful.

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And I can take it with me and spin it anywhere, even in my hideout!
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Smells like dirty socks in here.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
How did you find this place? I thought bullies were supposed to be dumb.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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John Galt
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Anyone hungry? I brought some Mexican food.

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Let us begin anew, remembering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness.
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
PRIVATE HIDEOUT

PRIVATE SECRET

SECRET

PRIVATE

All of you GET OUT!!

:veryangry: :veryangry:

Wait wait wait, lemme have some of that burrito before you go...

nom nom

Ok now GET OUT!!
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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brenda
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This must be Horace's virtual man cave. How big is the screen, Horace?
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
Horace
Jul 19 2017, 11:10 AM
I bought a top.

That is pretty darn cool. I bet it would be hard not to play with it, if you kept it sitting on your desk.

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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
It's really neat, and you're right. Sometimes it attains perfect equilibrium during a spin, and it's so perfectly shaped and balanced that it looks like it's just standing still on its tip. It can last like that for several minutes on a good spin.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Homer
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Junior Carp
jon-nyc
Jul 21 2017, 12:09 PM
Smells like dirty socks in here.
Who are calling dirty, city boy?
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
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jon-nyc
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brenda
Jul 23 2017, 09:04 PM
This must be Horace's virtual man cave. How big is the screen, Horace?
I'm sure it's monstrous. Compensating, you know.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Once upon a time, jon-nyc went to a caricature artist to get himself drawn. "Glum glorp glorp", greeted jon.

"I'm sorry, but I don't speak Moron", said the artist.

"Glum glorp glorp?" asked jon, his dull and slightly crossed eyes trying and failing to focus.

"Can I help you?" asked the artist.

"Glum glorp glorp! Glum glorp glorp!" exclaimed jon, flapping his arms and bouncing up and down idiotically.

"Sir," said the artist, "I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do for you. Even in caricature, it would be impossible to capture so much stupid and ugly all in the same face."

"Glum glorp glorp." moaned jon, dejected yet again. Then he turned around and shuffled out the door, and directly into traffic.

The end.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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brenda
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Sounds like a post for the nihilism thread. :lol:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
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As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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John Galt
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Nice photo, Horace.
Let us begin anew, remembering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Loved the short story. Excellent dialogue.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
brenda
Nov 15 2017, 07:18 PM
Sounds like a post for the nihilism thread. :lol:
I think we need a Dadaism thread.
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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jon-nyc
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Klaus
Jan 10 2018, 02:08 AM
brenda
Nov 15 2017, 07:18 PM
Sounds like a post for the nihilism thread. :lol:
I think we need a Dadaism thread.
Glum glorp glorp!
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
I'm not posting this.
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Good.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Klaus
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You always need to have the last word, don't you?
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Not at all.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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brenda
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Klaus
Mar 19 2018, 12:54 PM
​Tell us what you really think, Klaus.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Klaus
Mar 19 2018, 12:54 PM
​We can put words in his mouth, even if he wants to be silent.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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